Read at your own Risk!
Again, most of you guys know me, and this is a matter I cannot keep quiet about. I am not sure what the outcome to this will be, but this matter needs to be made public for opinions, rants, suggestions, etc…etc…
So yesterday was a good ole hype day at Hastings. Nothing out of the ordinary really. I think there was 31 people there for fight night and 25 entered the Marvel Ranbat. So everyone is excited and like always, the shit talk starts. Now, this shit talk has been happening for years now. This is nothing new! -ahem- HOWEVER, yesterday, an unforseen turn of events happened! And I do mean event’S because there is history to alot of this. Enough with the nice guy role and the intro. By now your probably asking yourself…WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?
So Cylus and Duckie are playing thier tourney match and I , like always, talk shit to Duckie and Cylus and Everyone else for this matter! It’s no suprise to anyone that Duckie loses to Cylus. Cylus is very good and Duckie is… Duckie! A this time, Duckie gets up fucking all mad and charges me and the dialogue goes as follows…
LOL…Story Teller status!
Duckie while pointing finger at me*…" You come here right now!!!"*
Lycan looking calmly at Duckie*…“Sup?”*
Duckie*…" COME OVER HERE RIGHT NOW"*
(So the 2 MEN walk to the corner and Lycan is still dumbfounded on WTH is going on)
Duckie…* “My fucking stress levels are up to here (salutes the top of receeding hair line) and i’m at the point that i’m just gunna do something crazy if you keep talking like that. You need to shut the fuck up and not say anything because i’m going to seriously fucking lose it. I fucking*”…(Lycan cuts him off)
Lycan…(While gently soothing Duckie’s shoulder in a no homo fashion)…" Dude, you need to calm down homie. It’s all in good spirits! You and everyone else talk shit to me and we all do the same. Dont get salty on me mang!..(Duckie cuts off Lycan)
Duckie…“NO! JUST SHUT…SHUT THE FUCK UP…SHUT UP…”
(At this point, Lycan defuses the situation by saying this!)
Lycan…"OH, Shut Up? Now you done fucked up? Fuck off and quit being so damn salty!"
Shortly after this incident, I thought to myself, Why didn’t I give this dude a real life Cody Chin Check (Bingo!)? Even though it was well deserved in my mind, I could never do that to the Duck? Why oh why did he decide to blow up on me?
So as I see this angered Duck sitting there fondeling the inner workings of a stick, I decided to be the bigger man AGAIN, mind you, and go over to him and try to defuse his retarded situation.
Lycan…"Dude, you calmed down yet?
Duckie…(while looking up directly into Lycan’s eye’s!)…"Now’s not the fucking time!"
OOOOOKKKKKKKAAAAAYYYYYYYY…
At this point, I thought to myself, why didn’t I give this fucking Duck a real life Guile Chin Check (S.Fierce)? OMFG…Why is the 31 yr old man Salty for no reason?
The Turning Point…
So little did I know of the event’S that happend last week leading up to yesterday’s mahem. I had no idea that Eraser (a.k.a. DocWeav a.k.a. the Fucking Problem) Epicly came back in a FT5 and beat Duckie. I heard Eraser was down 3 games and came back and plucked The Ducks tailfeathers! I even heard that this certain Duck weeped a tear or 12 in a corner. This is all hearsay though!
So what do we now know? We know for sure that Duckie was salty since last week. We know that Duckie was salty this week. We know that Duckie lost last week and this week. Still not enough to determine the rage coming from this Duck!
So then I started remembering a few things here and there. I remember when Duckie pasted and entire PRIVATE conversation from someone else on this forum. I remember all the times that Duckie talked shit to me and alot of other people. I remember when Duckie gave us shit for inviting him to a strip club all expenses paid, mind you!
I doesn’t matter that this guy has never paid me back the money he borrowed for gas/games/food/booze! It doesn’t matter that he always says, “so you gunna buy me a beer?” and I never turn it down. Or how this Duck tried to act all billy badass and think for one minute that he can shut me up as if I was some fucking animal or something! And how can anyone forget the epic hatred towards Gabe… But all these memories are not what we are discussing here. We are trying to get to the bottom line of, Why oh why did Duckie almost snap at me!
I found my answer and came to a very educated conclusion, me thinks.
Duckie is fucking Gay… Now, your probably thinking that was a stupid comeback! It’s the honest to god truth! And I honestly dont have anything against anyone being a homosexual. Whatever floats your boat is cool with me as long as you don’t ask me to grab an orr!
Rejected Minister? Pedophile Thoughts? Trannie Friends? Hates Naked Girls? Can’t Call a whore correctly? Completely infatuated with underage Asian Manga characters? Doesn’t have a job, when he was offered one for the freebie? Hasn’t been laid in over 12 years? Smokes long, thick, black cigars with homo tendencies?
Does anyone else see the fucking RED FLAGS HERE? Maybe it’s just me?
Regardless,
Even though this Duck tried to completely humiliate me infornt of everyone, I still think he’s a fun Duck! I dont know what got into him and I really don’t know why he snapped the way he did! Oh Well! I aint losing sleep over it!
Moral of the story I guess?
If you can’t fucking Take it, the Don’t Dish it out!
But now I have to put in my disclamer in here cuz I don’t want a certain Duck to be even angrier.
…ahem…
The Proceeding post was meant to be tongue in check. If you for whatever reason you feel offended, please feel free to slowly deep throat the double barrels of a saw’ed off, 12 gauge, pistol’ed grip Mosberg Swat Edition ShotGun…while pulling the trigger!
A wise duck once had something similar to this as his sig, amirite? Maybe he should use his own advice!
Still got nothing but love for you homie! Yes HOMO!
