Wait a minute…did Freenetik just call me worthless???
You utter slaw! I slick could understand if you straight dominate me during casuals…but as we all witnessed during our epic first encounter, I walked up to you…from the complete opposite side of the screen, I stretched, ate a sandwich, told Josh he was free, told Justin he’s a whore for playing Cammy, told Abe And Sev that they should stick to games for people over 40, told O he smells like similac, told Eraser to go put some socks on…then I pressed the throw button, then we all watched Balrog’s receding hairline bash your face in 3 times, and we all laughed uncontrollably for about 15 minutes.
I don’t think, in the history of Fight nights here in Memphis I have ever pulled that on anybody…and I mean anybody! Nigga a blind person has better reaction times than that so what nerve you have calling someone a “worthless troll”! Sure I may have poor fundamentals and a weak wake-up game, but no matter how slaw I am, ain’t no way someone is going to skip up to me from full screen and throw me! You lose to this worthless troll a whole lot more than anybody else! And that is straight up fact! OMG for the love of all things holy I can’t wait until people here start back playing mains in Version 2012 so we can really see how free you are!
I mean, this is the same guy, who begged Orel not to pick Guile, so he could stand a chance in their ft5. But I’m the worthless troll?? lol GTFO!
This is the same guy who called me “gimmicky” because I was up on his Bison 3-1. Told me he could only beat “good” Balrogs not garbage ones that rely on tricks and gimmicks.
This is the same guy, who once he gets worked by any of the locals, starts up with the excuse of “oh I haven’t played in ages. I have completely stop training”.
As for the MM, well, I’m far from afraid of MMs but payday isn’t until Monday and I have side bets with Squab that Abe blows up Josh in their grudge match so that will have to wait. But just grow some hair on your balls, play me in a set to any number, for free, like you, and later, we can put some bread on the line!
You still good peeps with me though slaw. As most of the locals know, I don’t hate ANYBODY in this scene. Abe summed it up best, I come by, troll, beat some people, provide good laughs, and go home. Sure I’m trying to level up and I think most people here would agree that I have come along way since my days of playing Akuma and Sagat. Sure I have a long way to go, but I’m getting there.
So yeah, stay free and just deal with it!