Tennessee: "All F**ks Left Behind"

I figured it out. This weekend I figured it the fuck out. The reason FlyMike is so hilarious/legendary. Observe my hypothesis:

Basically, we are getting two outlandishly hilarious negroes for the price of one. Think about it. You begin to read a FlyMike post, then like it after the first two sentences because you already know it’s gonna be on point. Never have you been doubled over in laughter from READING something until that niggas slaw ass hands hit the keyboard.

Then, you chill with FlyMike in person. That nigga is the Bernie Mac of Memphis. Anything that comes out of his mouth is just ignorant as hell. That nigga could tell me what he ate for breakfast this morning and I’d be in the floor. Don’t even try to lie to yourself.

So there you have it. I felt I needed to share that.

In other news: KANG KANG KANG KANG KANG. Wanted to get some games in but been having internet issues at the crib so I just hopped in training mode with Kooliyah for an hour and some change. Got some new DENTYNE TECH on deck to try at fight night tomorrow. Very excited. Who’s gonna be there?

Mike - that SSX bruh. I need that SSX like now. I need someone to confirm if Eddie will be available as DLC when the game releases. If so, I will gladly tell GS to eat syphilis-tipped dix and order that ho on Amazon. I gotta give it to EA, between NBA Jam, Blitz, and now SSX, them niggas have been going the fuck in. I hope they keep it up. I want them to give this SSX treatment to a new NBA Street. Homecourt was great, don’t get me wrong, but it lacked the personality of vols. 1 and 2. I want a new game with the best of those two: all the Street legends back, that nigga with the megaphone talmbout “DIALS THAT NUMBAH”, ALL JORDAN TEAM, and bumpin ass OST (bring Just Blaze back please). Yes. Let me be creative director of that shit.

Elbow, punch, elbow, Punch, upper cut cancel,flaming foot, then Darkness…Pow!!!

Lmao!

Mostly all pre-order bonuses become available to everyone at some point. But as much as I hate GStop, imma be doing The Worm day one, fuck waiting.

Actually, I thought Homecourt kinda sucked. It was the first Street that I couldn’t complete. It felt like it started to linger, besides lacking the flair and personality of past games. Nevermind the FUN that was nonexistent after a few games. It just relied on that new triple dunk gimmick to carry it through. They actually put the Street Legends on the marketplace for the 360 owners. But they look like just lifeless skins.

I agree with you one hundred percent though. I’d want that to be EA’s next project but I think the teams changed throughout the franchise so the finished product might not be what we want. And everyone knows Vol.2 was the “best” one, but I got a special place in my heart for OG Street. It was something about that game that I loved. Still do(played it last year). Bobbito was cool in Vol. 2 and V3, but Joe the Show was a good announcer, and that girl that said the names of the tricks as you do them.

I think it’s because I got more love for the grind than commercialized shit. Like And1 Mixtapes when they were in the parks and rec centers(actual STREETBALL) instead of arenas and putting little kids on the bus because they crawled under your legs. NBA Street series got commercialized after awhile. Vol. 2 gave you everything you coulda wanted at that time, but first game felt hella pure. Flip side for SSX. First game and Tricky were just flatout wild and fun but still aiming to fill a void. SSX3 said “hold up”, and humbled niggas by dropping you off in them backwoods and telling you to breathe. Then On Tour fucked the whole franchise off because they thought snowboarder and the term “rockstar” should co-exist.

So yea whatever. We could reminisce, but games will NEVER go back to what they were. There’s a new movement hitting. I’m now so used to developers cutting corners on core product and shelling out content later but still disgusted. After you left, we watched Def Jam Fight For New York finishing moves on youtube. Yet, another GREAT game produced by EA before Iluminati took them over. Clocked so many hours on that game. I think the only reason I stopped playing it WAS because I got a PS3. But yea I ain’t gone rant, about to catch these z’s.

But bottom line is one team seemingly restored some order to the universe though (that Todd Batty guy is something like a savior). Feels kinda eerie coming from EA’s offices. Almost like Hitler’s lieutenant marrying a jew or something. But yea, I can just shred after Valentines Day and chillax.

I pray for the day Tapatalk will let you like a post.

That is the realness Mike. And I feel you on Homecourt. I found shit to like about the game because I am that type of nigga, but that shit was mad dry. Triple dunk gimmick couldn’t carry it. And I will never even think of looking at those hollow ass Street Legends skins. Also, 100% with you on “purity” of OG EA BIG games. I’m partial to Joe the Show myself.

I was just having a convo with a friend about Fight for NY yesterday, funny you should bring that up. Gameplay and production value on that game was too legit.

Dammit ok, this’ll be the last bit of change GS gets from me. What I may do is just move all my pre-orders that are still in their system for me over to SSX so I save some scrill. I know they hate it but I’ma just be like I AWN WANNA HEAR THAT SHIT.

Ugh … So thanks to work, I WON’T be at Fight Night for the third straight week … Rukus, I now feel your pain - shits annoying … :frowning:

Squabb, whenever you have time, I might need a little help. This shit is getting on my nerves! Liquid cooling is a fucking nightmare! Especially, when you dont know shit!

LMAO … okay dude - I gotcha, give me a call in a bit …

Someone swiped our copy of AE from one of the ASUS sections so we only have one setup for AE today or two if KOF people don’t mind not using secret characters unless someone wants to unlock Billy…

I’ll be showing up around 4:30ish so I can unlock him.

I have a copy of SSF4 if you guys need it. I don’t know if you all were using the AE disc or dlc though.

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I bet Eugene has done every one of these (and if not then I probably just gave him the idea to)!!! LOL!!

He does these things outside elevators, in public, anywhere at any time. He told a person at Subway that he wanted “Some of that Dormammu sauce and some DISRUPTAH!”

Yeah I’ll be there too and haved copies of both games. Also fukk the lame that took it.

He told the person at the taco bell drive thru that it was “Marvel baby”

Yo I don’t see Milln’s tourney info in OP. Also, Abe, start KoF first dude. Like, real shit.

Yeah, sorry, been busy at work, I’ll update the tourney info before the end of the day. Speaking of tourney info, I’ve settled on the bonus pot split:

SCV - $25 (specified by donor)
KOF - $75
SFAE - $50
UMvC3 - $50

Any thoughts?

You guys heard the (supposed) spoilers for SCV yet? Some of it I guessed, but other stuff I would’ve thought too predictable or cliche for them to even go with. Then I remembered what era we’re in. Anyways, lol if true. Might get the game Tuesday or might just learn what I need to learn over someone else’s house. Don’t know yet. Tired of coming out of pocket for these folks, and then more dough later for charas, add-ons, and holiday theme DLC like santa hats and shit. But yea here:

Lawl

[details=Spoiler]Z.W.E.I and Viola is actually Yun-Seong and Amy respectively with amnesia. Algol saved both of them from being nearly malfested to death and revived them as new identities with new magic powers.

In coincidence, Z.W.E.I stumbled upon Viola who were rescued by Algol on both separate occasions away from each other, so the pair traveled together and eventually ended up with Siegfried’s group in search of a successor for Soul Calibur (Alpha Patroklos)

Taki doesn’t even make an in-game appearance in the game besides showing up in drawn art images in story mode. Taki traveled to the West to investigate the new troubles happening after SC/SE returned again. The ending of Natsu’s storyline suggests Taki will return in another spin-off game or sequel.

Mitsurugi and Siegfried eventually confronts Algol once again but is interrupted by Nightmare and ‘kills’ Algol to fuse SE/SC together to become a whole new boss similar to Night Terror but is stopped by Patroklos before he can do that. Tira and Pyrrha come in to save Nightmare so the battle of Alpha and Omega happens.

If Patroklos decides to seal Pyrrha into crystal, Elysium will step in and battle him for the bad ending.

Sophitia was resurrected as a goddess after being malfested and now is Elysium by the way. Cassandra is barely mentioned.

Maxi gets to fight Kilik but wasn’t able to save him in time due to Soul Edge’s influence over both of them, so Xiba and Leixia have to battle both of them in an attempt to save them from corruption.

Kilik is a bad guy now because he chose not to hand over the Kali-Yuga (which had infused the remaining power of Soul Edge after SC4) to Xiba because he did not want the staff to corrupt him so he chose to try to suppress SE himself, and became distant to his friends as his personality started to change.

and turns out Kilik is actually Xiba’s genetic father with Xianghua, and Leixia and Xiba are actually step siblings (but unaware of it) After Kilik left Xianghua to protect them from himself (but didn’t tell them), Xianghua was forcefully married with a general at the Ming army and bore Leixia. Xianghua didn’t want to tell Leixia that she had a step-brother since Kilik and her were estranged at the time when Kilik began to change and couldn’t reveal that to her family and current husband who were unaware that Leixia was Xianghua’s second child and Xianghua’s ‘innocence’ was already taken by another man instead of him.

Xianghua gave Xiba under Edgemaster’s care to protect him from being a target of the Ming imperial army, while Kilik vanished in the meantime.

Cervantes reveals that he was still actually cursed by Soul Edge the whole time and his human appearance was just temporary since Soul Edge would continually fluctuate or diminish with its power. Cervantes tells Ivy she is cursed just like him because they have remnants of Soul Edge power because of his bloodline, and as long as it exists, they will continue living in their current state and cannot die, and Ivy’s ending shows her starting to form purple skin like Cervantes had.

Raphael encounters Viola and realizes that it is Amy, but Amy under Algol’s power cannot remember her past forcing her to fight him in battle. Raphael wins and takes her unconscious body with him in hopes that he can help regain Amy’s memory.

Talim, Zasalamel, Seung-Mina, Cassandra and Bangoo (not Rock for some reason but possible re-skin option) are DLC. Setsuka vanished after SC4 so that’s why Patsuka was in the game to fill in her fighting stance. Might of forgotten a few more, but that’s it. Pretty disappointing and predictable if you ask me.
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I guess that means Astaroth’s ending is of him destroying another forest. lmao

I’ll be there tonight, look for the tall pale man with the curleh hair and the blue striped hoodie.

Never played KOF13 before so I’m looking forward to doing hops and shit and getting guard crushed because I’m bad

I’m telling you guys, Tapatalk is the awful. Just use the normal Internet browser and get some of that pinch to zoom action going on.

Tourny info is up there, just below the first paragraph.

Kewl. You good mang. I just saw OP and was like OH NOOO.

Only fiddy for that AE?

Don’t blame it all on tapatalk, I see it now. I’m just an idiot.

Depending on the turnout, you may wanna just run 3/5 for KoF grand finals only.

(Tapatalk do be pissin a nigga off tho)