Teenage Mutant Ninja...Aliens?

I just remembered there was a previous TMNT movie.

And now you probably do, too. You’re welcome.

The only people who would enjoy this movie are the same people who COD is the best video game series in existence.

A bunch of jacked up dudebro turtles making grade school level jokes…yup sounds like a good time.

Sounds like the same shitty 80’s turtles everyone grew up with.

oh man ok first of all only the first TMNT movie was cool. The second was pretty bad, and the third may as well not exist. As a matter of fact the first one is still pretty cool I think when I saw it not to long ago even to this day. As for the turtle music tour, oh man that was really awful. Even as a kid that I remember thinking how much the third and that movie sucked.

When it comes to sucky Live-action Turtle stuff…why do you keep forgetting this ass-tastic duology? This shit’s so bad it’s hilarious!

TMNT We Wish You A Turtles Christmas pt1 of 2

pt 2

TMNT Turtles Tunes

Just watch their mouths…sometimes the gums separate from the lower jaw…and the mouth movements are terrible! Comedy gold.

The first movie was brilliant. It was very true to the source material though they did change stuff up a bit.

Leonardo was the one who got jumped in the comics, not Raph.

The CG movie was decent.

I liked the cgi movie despite the hokey plot. I love how they have back story to Raph and Leo’s rivalry and sometimes loathing of the other. It was really well done.

I don’t put my trust into one site and I sure as hell don’t have any bias against one as a whole (unless it’s fox news bad), I’ve given shit to IGN before so it’s not even that. I thought the reviewer made a reasonable analysis of the movie, and the other reviews I’ve read had a similar judgement of it.

And no, I don’t need to see the movie to have an opinion of it. I’d go broke if I had to see every shitty movie in theaters just to actually say it’s shitty, plus most of the movie is in the trailers/teasers popping up everywhere.

And in the comics, the fight was fuckin’ EPIC. Damn…what I wouldn’t give to see that shit faithfully animated…Nickjr, pull some talent from DC’s animation department, and make it happen! This needs to be a thing! Instead of all-new origin re-toolings and re-imaginings (2012) that seem to get sillier every time, tell the story from the TRUE beginning.

They did it right in the 2003 series just not as graphic due to obvious.

Hmmm…it was animated faithfully. In the 2003 show.

Gore and violence included sir.

All this talk about the OG Turtles has me fiending for a MK vs. TMNT game

Ew

Retarded villains, stupid plot (coulda been worse…they originally were gonna be turtles INNN SPAAAACE). Shoulda just been the boys vs the Foot. They made that shit for kids then lied and said it was for the fans…fans don’t need to see the characters’ NAMES on the screen to know who they are.

Flip a table? Really? All that energy could be used to just bitch slap Bay. Priorities!!! LMAO!!!

Started watching the 2012 series…what am i in for?

This thread is full on dumb. Just stop. The whole idea of fucking turtles mutating and learning ninja tech from a damn rat so they could fight a talking can opener was ALWAYS fucking dumb. You guys need to grow the fuck up and change your Yu-Gi-Oh bed sheets. FUCK!