I always thought it was against their code to remove the mask.
This movie does look shitty, but the expectations for this movie must’ve been damn low to begin with.
what? they remove their masks all the damn time lol. where the fuck did you hear that?
lol, but yolo would be equivalent to cowabunga times wise. its not like cowabunga was actually cool to anyone outside of surfers and kids. most of us are going to have to see the movie to actually get most of the fun easter eggs and shit they put in. we’re not gonna get a lot of that from the trailers, because they could give two shits about the cowabunga audience not coming, because the trailer alone has already sold itself outside of 35 year old mega nerds with a michael bay chip on their shoulder about alien robots.
i expect a few throwbacks in the movie fo sho, but you gotta keep up with the times. i mean, we wouldnt have even gotten cowabunga if it wasnt for writers and directors trying to constantly stay culturally relevant, and even then the word was like 3 decades old by then. i wanna see what ive always wanted to see, similar to man of steel, and that is ninja turtles kicking ass and doing stunts like never before, due to limitations with actors in costumes and cgi technology. now we can get shit like that snow scene and be blown away by how good and “real” it looks, vs all the other limitations these fictional characters faced before.
as long as i get some breakdancing, awesome fucking fight choregraphy, ralph almost deading someone because of his bad temper, and a “non death bed splinter” showdown with shredder, imma be good.
megan fox, you are so lucky michael bay either likes you, you gave him some ass for money, or just flat out lucky, because you couldnt have had me guess that she would be april in tmnt. i hope she does well, because her acting in transformers was almost atrocious. like she didnt seem to do well with talking and interacting with things that arent there, plus general shittiness, but shes grown, and she needs this.
i expect a trilogy of this, and its gonna set records. you couldnt pay me to not go see this movie. i wish it came out this summer. i need some 8 feet tall ninja turtles in my movie life right now, because unless guardians of the galaxy surprises me, i dont see much from comic book movies impressing me on the horizon.
Lets not say things we can’t take back.
WTF are the turtles jacked up brodudes now…
Also source of that gif plz.
They DID hate each other (she really shouldn’t have talked shit on Bay, even if the shit you’re saying is true, the man’s signing your paycheck), but I imagine she crawled back when she realized that no one else would actually hire her after her last few performances.
I have a better investment for bay.
Give us a animated series adapted from the new IDW rebooted comic series and call it a day.
This. I don’t know why people love to bash Michael Bay. Sure, he’s not Christopher Nolan but there are far worse offenders out there when it comes to ruining comics by turning them into movies. For starters, every Marvel movie with little exceptions like the first two Blade movies or X men II. Hell, everyone praises the Avengers despite being a movie that could have completely been directed by him. I’m still pissed at Simon Kinberg for the script of Xmen Last Stand: who thought writing Mr and Mrs Smith was an act of genious to hire him and then was so pleased with him that now he’s also behind Days of Future Past?
This new movie is shit…completely betrays the concept of the TMNT and they look nothing like they are suppose to. This isn’t a tmtn movie…it’s a fucking cheesy cgi nightmare that is raping our childhood.
Transformers 2. End of discussion.
Bay could not have handled The Avengers, don’t be absurd.
Haven’t the Turtles always been shorter than humans in just about every iteration they’ve been in? Of course, it being Bay, they need to be Master Chief size now.
don’t freak out…
I actually don’t have a problem with the turtles being huge. It strangely fits.
I’m not saying it’s a deal breaker (Michael Bay makes it a deal breaker), it’s just odd that they’d decide to go against 30 years of history…no, Michael Bay, enough said.
For the last time
Megan Fox as April O’Neil?!? I honestly think that we could see better acting out of this chick…
My child hood self had TMNT figures, the burger king vhs tape(s), the games, and the 80’s cartoons and movies. None of that was similar to this shit. I’d rather rewatch all three movies in a marathon than watch this malarkey.
They better have some kickass enemies. Other mutants (a female fox*, perhaps…Karai sure as hell isn’t showing up, unless she’s this dude’s half-white grandaughter) made by Shredder, perhaps.
*worked for both comic series. And female antagonists are awesome
my 10 year old nephew had complaints, he asked why where the turtles “mutants”, 10 feet tall, april o neal not being cute, where is casey jones, and when would “turtles” turn into cars
he recongnized this before I could
You know there was a Turtles comic that I had once that had them huge like that. I think it was one of those comics that told a story, was under the Turtle banner but didn’t have Eastman and Laird’s artwork but they ok’ed it.
My son was super excited when the turtles finally popped up in the trailer.
Though he was WAY more excited with the Fulgore reveal…I was proud at that moment.
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