Teenage Mutant Ninja...Aliens?

So they’re back to being mutants again? I need to know with the whole “needing to create heroes” crap and the having the full title for the movie.

Bruh…wtf…why is it so hard for people to make a good movie adaption especially after there were 3 decent ones, I didn’t watch TMNT. It looks like a generic action film. This is probably why I guess the Transformers fanbase, didn’t like the movies. But I can’t speak on that, since I only watched half of the 2nd movie, and I was never into Transformers. But just what the hell…

Not saying it will be a “bad” movie, but it will be a bad turtles adaption probabaly. The turtles literally look like sewer creatures.

the third Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle movie sucked.
TMNT movie was pretty good.

All I want is for Leo to have some bangin’ ass fight scenes. He got long shafted in the first original Turtle’s movie when it came to the fight scenes. This is how the fights went as far as the turtles were concerned…Raph > Don > Mike > Leo.

3rd one was just ehh. The lil samurai shit threw me off, and it seemed weird. I need to cop TMNT and watch it. Might marathon the movies. But man dude. I wanna see how Shredder and the Foot Ninja are gonna be

This 34 year old white man is still upset about Bayformers, so yeah, Im pretty biased ;p

niggas are mad at megan fox…bitch didnt say 1 word. lol. im all for hatin…but at least have some real substance to hate on.

im still interested…dont hate it yet. them being big isnt a big deal at all…since the turtles world…mutants are running all over the place.

Shes a terrible actress.
In every single one of her movies she was always terrible with her only reason to be in them was for her looks.

That’s because that’s tiering. I actually didn’t love hte first TMNT movie - the fight with Shredder was dope back then, but it was fighting the other mutants and ‘Soopah shreddah!’ that got me more amped in the second one.

As for Megan…she ruined herself with plastic surgery. She looks like the pornstars who are trying to stay in the ‘just turned 18’ category and not switch to the ‘MILF’ category.

And yes porn only has 2 ages. 18 and ‘Mom’.

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If they say yolo or same lame shit instead of cowabunga im going to flip a table

But HG - you can’t pretend like YOLO is pretty much on par with cowabunga in the same moment in time. You also cna’t pretend that the potential for ‘camping the shit out of the film’ by using 80s phrases is way too easy.

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I give the trailer two thumbs up. This is a Michael Bay movie so I expect some over the top action.

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Spoiler

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how dare you link that wonder gif while i’m at work

A little warning with guys on the job.

I’m still a little ticked at how Raph and Leo were switched (and I would have loved for the fight to be true to the comics rather than a rooftop fight). Leo’s ass was supposed to get beat down, and Leo is the leader because of both his prowess and level head.

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I,-we…you magnificent bastards.

did you watch the original trilogy? she was barely a reporter…in comics she was a programmer originally. the movies made her basically eye candy.

I see where the designers were influenced for Michelangelo’s face…

Spoiler

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Oh lawd, what am I looking at? You dun gone too far, brah. I sat through that entire one minute and thirty-one second trailer, you mean to tell me not a singles cowabunga was landed or even attempt? We got exploding shit falling off building, big green alien niggas turtles running over tanks like they got the big head cheat from NFL Blitz on, Meagan… Meegan(?)… Foxes playing as April o’neil, but we can’t get no cowabunga action? The fuck is you saving the cowabunga for? Nigga, no matter how many explosions you put in your movies, they will never be on the same level as the most casual of casual cowabangas. If this trailer was nothing but a cowabunga for one minute and thirty-one seconds, then it would have been a day one for me.

its like niggas forgot…their fucking giant mutants lol. man stop rewatching the 80s movie and circle jerkin to nostalgia and pick up a comic once in a while. lol. you’d all be super pissed if donnie had a cyborg arm.