Team Fortress 2 - Heavy Update, New Maps, New Mode are all live now!

Get your overalls and pitch fork out niggas; its FARMIN’ TIME

Direct Hit Rocket reflecting will be fun.

Maybe conk grenade for fourth weapon

Haha, jimmy carr

"When President Bush invaded Iraq, little did he know…

…"

sweet…I’m so going to take a small break from MW2 to get in on some new soldier weapons.

farmin farmin farmin

UNLESS IF ITS A FARM

So i pulled the dumbest fuckin move ever today…on my greatest soldier run ever. Came into turbine late in the map and still pulled out a top score. Died like twice. Sudden death comes and i go off a demo and steal our intel ftw. I go to cap with a medic…not working.

I scratch my head.

“Guys this is the cap point unless im retarded right…”

Nobody answers. I sit there for another 2 min while like 2 other people keep yelling cap. Easily shoulda won…then the last guy alive on their team caps. Instantly, the whole server starts screaming at me over the mic.

“You’re at the enemy cap point you colorblind mother fucker!”

Lol…i felt like such a fuckin twat…wow. Somehow i looped back around to their side. But still, there were people alive and the medic healin me didnt fuckin say anything!

It happens. Sometimes my HUD fucks up and tells me I’m BLU when I’m RED. Ever notice me firing at teammates in the SRK server?

never been in the srk server, btw my server is goin up in the next few days. 26 slot we’re thinkin. Got a bunch of my clan into the game, they are all fuckin addicted. We’ll see if it fails or not.

There really was no excuse for what i did…just plain retardedness

I was on a server earlier that kept lagging the fuck out. Caused me to die I don’t know how many goddamn times. Oh well. At least I was able to have a Pulp Fiction moment with the most retarded Spy on the face of planet Earth.

Watch as valve says it’s a tie or the comps died on them resulting in never knowing who really won…thus the 4th unlock no one gets

…or it’s meet the medic…or an ENGINEER UPDATE (ok now I’m dreaming)

Nope, Meet The Pyro.

It is written…

naw I keep believing that the pyro vid will be last…afterall you MUST save the best for last.

Demo won.

I wish.

Fuzzy Snugs, let’s have pyro vs direct hit duels.

Magnetro is gonna love the update.

Now he can mash M2 with Pyro and kill Soldiers with their newly stupid fast rockets.

At the same time, Soldiers that get the drop on people are going to kill them soooo much faster.

I hope the Pyro never takes her mask off, so I can continue to believe that she looks like this.

Dang. Cool picture.

And yes. I will love this update.

Isn’t it? That made me want to play the Pyro. I still might, honestly.