Team Control

I try to keep the thread alive and this is what I get. That and rolled eyes. Alright, fuckers, and especially chris, be sure to remind me to punch you in the face everytime I see you. Better not piss me off at family fun or I’ll go fighter’s history on your ass.

NO! Nothing but that!

Cheers.

shit. with that attitude we should’ve gotten top 3 for sure based on intimidation factor alone. crazy white guy > 3s. btw, we placed 5th… out of 8.

Poetry Corner

A-Whoopin’ Anthony:

I just can’t help whoopin’ Anthony…

I have whooped Anthony,
I am whoopin’ Anthony,
I’m going to whoop Anthony,
I will always whoop Anthony;

On perfect 360s,
On 8-way Joysticks,
On Japanese gumballs,
On dreamcast gamepads;

At the zot zone machine,
At the camelot cabinet,
At the family fun displays,
At all arcades;

With your character,
With my character,
With his character,
With all characters.

I’m just a whoopin’ Anthony kind of guy!

The great T.S. Eliot says it all!

Oh, oh that’s good!

Cheers.

In honor of Kubrick’s 2001: A Space Odyssey, I made everyone new avatars with matching member id tags (you’d better put the tag on or the avatar will make no sense!). Everyone change theirs!

Cheers.

Damn where’s mine?

a knife wielding hairy monkey… fits my personality.

here’s alphastorms av: asdf

check out the japanese button pushing: asdf

Move Camelot 3s tourneys to Wednesdays, yeah?

Hey I’m gonna use that pic for one of my players in PA.

We were thinking that, Triple S. Only problem is I got class from 10 at night on Wednesdays. So someone else has got to run it. If it’s on Mondays, Thursdays, or Fridays, I’d be more than happy to run it. Any suggestions?

Cheers.

It’s cool Chris. I try to go there a lot so I can learn stuff even though I lose most of the time. The matches you saw with me playing that one night, I was experimenting some new things I recently learned. I don’t mind losing to anybody at SVGL as long as I feel I’ve learned something in the process or gained valuable experiences from it.

I honestly don’t care about what Tragic said because he has his own opinion on things whether it be my playing skills, joystick, etc. Actually my joystick wasn’t functioning properly in some of my matches too that night so I guess it’s only fair to say that both sides of that particular CvS2 machine weren’t working 100 percent.

That’s a great story, Chris! Team:Control’s gotta go up there
one day and laugh off these bastards.

I think Chris and Eliot are done. Here’s an AIM transcript that Chris sent me last night. :frowning:


Chris: Busted! Its 2 o’ damn clock in the morning! Where you been?

Eliot: Honey, didn’t you get my IM? I was with my homies.

Chris: You a lie! I IM’ed Abel and Marvin and they were both at home.

Eliot: But I didn’t say them though.

Chris: Well they the only homies I know!

Eliot: Wait before you get all upset here’s the truth.

Chris: Talk to me.

Eliot: I was with my friend when he got some bad news.

Chris: And?

Eliot: He placed last in a 3S tourney and got all upset and confused.

Chris: But baby, what’s that got to do with you coming in at 2?

Eliot: I’m telling you! Now he was so upset he asked me to stay with him.

Chris: Well why didn’t your ass just pick up a phone and call me?

Eliot: I was gonna do that but it slipped my mind I’m sorry. But I’m telling you the truth!

Chris: Well i got something for you. Tell me, what’s his name?

Eliot: Jerry.

Chris: Where does he live?

Eliot: Uuummmm…

Chris: The character he uses?

Eliot: Hugo.

Chris: He play other games?

Eliot: I think 1 or 2.

Chris: He play other games?

Eliot: Honey, yes, no…

Chris: Here’s one thing I gotta know. How the hell is he your friend if you don’t know what other games he plays?

Eliot: …

Chris: It’s obvious you played around 'cause you’re busted!


A sad, sad chapter in Team Control history for sure.

Cheers.

BUSTED!

Listen here, fools:

What happened wasn’t the complete story. After Chris got angry, I admitted to lying and told him I played around… BUT, the reason I did this is because he was neglecting me, which was true, and hadn’t come down to irvine like he said he would a long time ago. I asked him if he could blame me and he was silent.

Eventually, we both apologized and worked out our differences over albertson’s brand vodka and spent a beautiful night together. Online. It must have been six AM when we finally crashed, but, man, that was some good cyber.

well then. I think we can all agree this thread needs a little "straight"ening up. So here we go, with pictures of one fine as hell Eurasian chick: Cherie Roberts. This is meant, not to turn this place into hot girls thread #2342341412, but to smack us back into a little place i like to call, “hetero world,” where promiscuity with chicks is not only acceptable, it’s the fucking rule of thumb. Now maybe it’s too late for anthony, chris and eliot, but I’ll be damned if I see marvin and David go down with the ship, too.

so much drama here.

here’s some sweet lovin’ for abel: asdf and fdsa

Lol, you guys are awesome.

I have a few questions about 3s that maybe you guys can answer off the tops of your heads. I don’t have my DC here, so I can’t test all these things :(.

  1. Is Hugo’s 360 instant? Like, if you hold up a frame after I hit the button for the 360, will you escape, or no? I used to think it was instant, but lately it seems like I’m getting hit out of the grab.

  2. Not really a question, but a word of advice concerning Makoto. When she does a command throw to you, always try to do a super right when you would normally recover(if you have an instant super)(I guess you can also try an EX move). Even good Makoto players seem to mess up the timing every so often. One time when I was at SVGL I did a deadly-double combination right when I recovered because my opponent accidently mistimed his fierce, and I got a lucky win, YAY.

  3. This is TIGHT! At least I think it is. On the DC version of 3s, there are actually 2 EXTRA ‘secret’ colors. We all know about the jab+forward+fierce one, but here’s the other one: Fierce+start+roundhouse. I don’t know if you need to have beaten the game with the character already or something(we beat the game with every char a year or 2 ago on my friend’s mem card, and it works w/everyone for us). Now, this color generally sucks…the only cool ones I think are Q’s and Twelve’s, and maybe Necro’s. BUT, like I said, there’s another secret color, and these are generally much cooler. To get it, you both have to take the same character and both have to use the secret color(fierce+start+RH).

My friend Dave discovered the above. I’ve never seen anyone use these before, and I gotta say…TIGHT.

OK, I guess I only had one question, and most of you probably had already thought about the 2nd point, but admit it, you didn’t know about the secret colors. Come on, admit it.