yo…
1 of my friends posted this story up on myspace…
… Now, I?m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it.
… Okay, here?s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little shit?s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming ?SHIT! SHIT!.? Now, my good friend, Tom we?ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting ?FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN?T GET IT! FUCK!.? By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid.
… Here?s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, ?Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I?m? I?m FUCKING HIV POSITIVE.
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… And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn?t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she is.
… I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob.
yo less neon green. story was good though
this is epic, thank you for providing this.
he was gonna get it sooner or later, also i perfer the neon green rather than the red,
so who won citrus sf4, matt won dale mabry and some random kid won hillsbourgjh, uhhh played them in play n trade, i put up 50 bucks for the headband, no luck, wow, trip , grab is free
Apparently my fucking idiot brother doesn’t want to go tonight which means I can’t make it to TL tonight. Sorry guys, my brother is fucking stupid.
I went to tl for nothing tonight NOOOO T___T
u went for the premium grade ho’s
19> ho’s doesn’t = premium.
i keep comin back 4 da hoz
There’s a new place on Ridge Road near 77 in New Port Richey called Video Game Undergroud, it’s only got 3 cabinets, tekken 2, area 51 and nfl blitz.
But they have HD tvs set up with xboxs and ps3s. I went there last Friday to check it out, place was totally empty but it’s at least something around here.
They had a couple tvs set up with SF4 and some pool tables and shit so it might not be too bad of a place.
Just throwing this info out there.
So True
- The recovery frames in this game are stupid.
- Its a new Street Fighter game
- Boxer’s laugh is ringtone worthy.
- Sakura looks like ShinTracy (ok im lying)
- Blanka is going to ruin this game.
- EX Focus Cancels require u to have played SFEX2Plus@ (me)…but also require you to have 15 fingers for Ultra Combo Juggle/Cancel.
- Jumps require you to have trained in low gravity like in DBZ (hence the float jumping…making cross up timing a new skillD.Fox’s example of “Mutant Academy Jumps” makes complete sense now* )
- 360 Controller/MadCats fightpads D-Pad sucks ass (ill stick to my ps3 + converter, SF Anniversary Pad and/or P360 thank you)
+/- Life keeps preventing me from getting in decent time w/ this game
A friend of mine won at his location over here in Clearwater and cant go to the next round. He is going to be out of town and wanted to know if anyone wants it. If someone wants it let me know.
really? I’m down for it =) I think it’s time for the tampa’s finest to come out again
A, uh, challenger from PA approaches. I’m loitering in Clearwater, right outside of Safety Harbor.
interesting, are you any good?
scrubs got to stick together right, get his number
The kid that won the Hillsborough tourny I believe uses Guile,I think my friend is friends with him.
Where exactly? I am near Sunset point
lol BUMP THAT!!! NO HANDSHAKES… NONE!!!