Super Turbo Revival in ... TORONTO ...?

I sort chicks by sex on a conveyer belt.

The little bastards are adorable until you have to pick them up, pull the fur back on their wings to see what gender they are all while they are wiggling and screaming bloody murder.

When I first started the job, I would handle each and every one of them with care cuz I’m like that.

Now, I pick them up like they’re toys and toss their asses down the appropriate chute like I’m stone cold hearted.

Btw, I might, MIGHT, come down tomorrow anyway. I need my ST fix.

I need a ride. I’ll have my alarm for 2pm.

EDIT: If you can’t pick me up then don’t worry, I’ll take one of the 3-4pm trains from my area.

And the male ones get ground up, yes?

The malformed, underdeveloped or damaged birds are all culled. Don’t worry girls, it’s all done humanely.

As for what they use the birds for, iono. Mcdiddies is the biggest customer of our chicks so I’m guessing they end up as w/e they sell.

I’m coming to A&C today.

So what times for this thingg on wed I shld b there around 715. Missing jays game :-x( l8r

Thanks for coming everyone! I’ll update the main post with the following information tomorrow.

There were a few empty spaces from what I posted at A&C games. That’s because there are a few people who I haven’t been able to contact / unsure how consistently they can come. I’ll include those people in this list:

Initial Ranking

1 HerroHerro
2.Megaman3D
3.Brettchronic
4.Ngu (???, didn’t show up today either)
5.Unessential
6.JED
7.??? (didn’t know up today, couldn’t ask him if he wanted to participate)
8.Turbo2Tone?
9. RedeyeGuy? (I can contact him now)
10.Dogberry

Rules: To move up the board: Challenge someone within 2 rankings of yourself, let me know of the challenge asap, all challenges will take place either around 8:00 or 10:00 before leaving.

Loser of a challenge places $1 in the newbie fund (for a separate pot to encourage newbies to join tournaments) (newbies are excluded from this rule, for now, this means RedeyeGuy and #7.

Declined challenges automatically count as a loss, (includes no shows, no answers)

If a money match is made for the challenge over $5, The winner of the challenge gets to write a 1 line message which will be posted beside their name. (Trash talking to the loser for everyone to see is encouraged! =p)

Matches are FT3 (BO5) if Both players cannot agree on the set.

Updated Rankings will be posted beside the highscore board. above the drinks sign, at the streaming station, and on the table opposite the “office” @ A&C games. As well as here, and on the first post! (the 1 liner’s from money matches will be shown at all locations)

sound good to everyone? Ranbats begin** JUNE 27TH** unless there are unresolved objections

Good times last night guys.

Good to see David again. That Sim is a beast!

Lol at CVS2 casuals. That game…

Really? I saw some propoganda video where they were just letting baby male chicks go on a conveyer belt directly into a grinder. But then that’s sort of humane, it’s a very quick death and they don’t know what’s going on.

FWIW I’m not getting on your case or anything like I’m with PETA, I love foie gras (wish I could afford it), but I’m just curious about the food process/industry in general.

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Hey Brett, is the proposed casual at your house tomorrow or next Saturday?

As for how the chicks are culled, it’s against company rules to even discuss the legitimate processes and cull methods.

But fuck it.

Basically we collect the any bads we find and put them in trays that everyone has beside them while they are sorting on the line.

Then the person in charge of destroying collects them, documents the reasons why they are bad etc. and then takes them to this industrial vacuum/shredder, pours them in while it’s on and the little guys are dismantled into ribbons instantly.

The birds that are really bad and suffering are killed immediately using the back handles of a pair of scissors. We basically break their necks so hard that the spinal cord snaps and they die instantly.

Mcdonalds is the primary end purchaser of the chicken meat and they forced the industry to use cameras in all hatcherys and related poultry facilities to deter animal abuse.

Saturday the 23rd.
4pm-1am.

Ah I wouldn’t want you to get in trouble, feel free to delete it. It sounds like a job that would give you an interesting character. Man my job is so boring, I work on nursing teaching materials.

The 23rd, got it.

I wouldn’t say the job really does anything for me, it’s just like any other factory job. Boring, repetitive and long hours etc.

Culling the chicks doesn’t bother me, especially knowing that if you don’t cull them and send them to the farm, the lame ones are in for a horrible death. Chickens are barbaric cannibals apparently, and will peck the weak to death. So yeah death by blender is much better.

Also Unessential, I got your texts, I gotta send you the $50. This is for rebuilding the one you currently have though only. So any add ons or upgrades are up to you. If this one works out and doesn’t fail while we use it, then I’ll get you to build me a brand new one for a bill.

ST WILL REIGN SUPREME BITCHES!

I should be coming to this, not 100 percent sure yet, but gonna try.

Good games everyone! great to see everyone again. Really nice set up for ST @ this A & C place. Thanks again to Blue Archer for bringing in the supergun! I probably would never have graduated with a set up like that - but then again, funland closed at @ midnight…
i will mainly play at these gatherings, and will try hdr/hdrclassic on xbl at home when i get a decent monitor :-/

I propose a change to the ranbat system.

1st and foremost. I highly recommend that we just have a round robin/tourney every month.

Calling w/e we do a ranbat doesn’t make sense because those need to be done weekly at minimum. Monthlies would take a year to resolve.

This way, everybody in our small group plays everybody else for 3/5 games, and whoever racks up the most wins takes first which leads me to my second suggestion…

We should have a pot for these round robins or tournies. I’m spending about $30 in gas to travel to TO. C’mon guys, open those wallets up.

Here is how I propose we split the $5 (minimum) pot. Every $3 of every entrance fee goes towards the veterans chest. The veterans chest being the winner take all pot for 1st place of every round robin. So if 5 guys enter, 1st takes home $15 of the original $25.

The rest will go to the Novice chest. That’s the other $2 out of $5. Whomsoever places the highest out of the Novice players will receive the Novice chest. If two or more novices place in the same position together they resolve that through a round robin.

This will give the non regulars something to shoot for when facing down the sharks, that’s us. Once a novice player wins the novice chest 3 times, he graduates into the veteran pool where he will have to face us down. However he can potentially win more money if he can defeat a long line of veterans.

Oh btw. Only Veterans must pay the pot fee. Novices don’t have to put in anything except their time. Therefore they have zero to lose for trying.

Yes I know this isn’t fair, but I’m willing to put my resources into getting new ST players into the mix. Drastic times call for drastic measures.

After 3 novice wins, that player might just have enough of the ST molecule in their bloodstream to become addicted. AKA, they’ll recognize why ST is still legit and played by old farts like us.

Now to the big issue that I can see your already asking. What classifies an individual as a novice or vet? Those of you who feel they are deserving of veteran status can say so up front if being deemed a novice is too insulting to your pride.

As for the rest, we have 4 options.

Option A: We go by Past Tournament experience.

I really hate this idea because sifting through everyone’s past tourney placings is a big ass deal. Even then, most of us haven’t even placed in top 3s locally let alone in the states or internationally. Then there’s the: ‘what tourney counts and which doesn’t’ argument etc.

Option B: We could just have Kevin and Brett (especially Brett) to decide who is and isn’t a vet or novice.

Option C: Everybody enters a Novice until the tournaments determine who is a vet. Thing is that’ll mean everyone will start off a novice with no vets to pay for any pots which will suck.

Option D: A combo of B and C. We’ll start off with a list of veterans. Than work from there. It goes without saying that well known local and international players are automatic vets.

What say you guys?

I’d like to hear some input from others before I agree and break down Jed’s post.
Can Jed or Dogberry please call my cell.

There should be a minimum amount of novice players before they are eligible for the novice pot… Eg. If there is only 1 novice, then they either pay the registration fee, or just play for fun. and the pot will go towards the next round robin. hopefully the bigger pot will attract enough players…

(or, have the novices pay an entry, and let the pot accumulate until there’s enough to guarantee x amount of people get a “refund”… or something…)

JED. my bank account’s been taking big hits recently, I’ll order the parts to build the supergun as soon as you chip in. You taking that $50 hit makes it much less painful…

Unessential check your pms. I sent you the $50 btw.

As for a minimum amount of novices, I agree. I forgot to take that into account.

Keep the criticisms coming guys.

Sorry Brett I didn’t see your post yesterday cuz I was too busy setting up PayPal and other stuff. I’ll call you tonight when I get up from sleeping all day after work.

I was thinking about your post at work today JED, I still like the “challenging” option for leaderboards, since it’s something people can move up over time instead of a reset every month…

I never really thought about having the ranbats ever “resolve” just something to keep people salty… I’m willing to ditch the idea if you’re confident tourneys will work better…

Keep in mind though, since your laptop died… We’d have to run the tournament on paper… (I don’t think A&C has wifi, otherwise I could do it on my phone…)