Nah, I blocked him a long time ago when I first encountered him in ranked. He would spout things when he lost like, “i am master, u can’t win!” or if he won a round he would tell me that it was his “cousin” and that I sucked. Not really a problem in ranked, but last night I was playing to get 100 wins in a player match and he just kept quitting before the second round was over and coming back.
Maybe HDR brings out the worst in peopleshrugs…
Is there a way to prevent someone from joining your game in ranked? There was this annoying kid who was really really bad (I’m guessing he’s just learning the game, must have been 12 judging from the voice) who kept joining my game every time I created one in ranked, realizing who I was and then quitting right away. The issue was probably that he kept going into ranked and either getting paired with me by quick game or manually selecting the game with the best connection which I guess was me so this kept on going for a solid 10 minutes until I gave up and went into player matches. I’d like to avoid that in the future but I’m not sure how that mechanism works because I’ve un-repped people for bad connections or bad attitudes before in the past before only to face them again and again in various modes.
and for the record I think HDR is on par with most other online games. A lot of people take everything from call of duty to mario kart waaaay too seriously. Some people really hate to lose. The difference in a game like HDR is that a good player can completely demolish a lesser one in a matter of seconds making losing really ego bruising. In MW2 if you die you can always blame anything from nade spam to exploits to some guy getting a KS boost that makes him dominate. In HDR you can blame lag and not much else.
What most ragequiters don’t know is they take the loss on they’re leaderboard record.
They think it doesn’t actually counts against them, as in a player match.
Who ragequits in a player match anyways…!? Haha.
who ragequits at all? IDK, I’ve fought people way out of my league before, same as everyone else. I take my loses and try to learn from my mistakes.
Wow… I love people. Bgs to this guy, obviously.
Oh great, more “****** nerd hacker steroids arcade stick pussy” people.
Be sure to give them hugs and kisses.They love that.
Also a stab to the throat.
This thread is hilarious. I like reading about old moments such as with me and Mikeidge.
Bad Gamer Index Card #2
GamerTag: luis2099
Name: Lu
Motto: "If RageQuitting is wrong, than I don’t want to be right!"
Location: NotreDame, Indiana
Character Choices: Ken, T. Hawk
Bio:
Self proclaimed god and master of HDR and a proud Rage Quitter incapable of seeing through the end of his matches.
Skills:
Turbo Rage Quitting! Has macro setup to exit matches before they finish. Replaced start button with Sanwa obsf-24 for softer touch in mashing out exiting out of matches. LOL
Gameplay Style:
Simpleton! Maneuvers worse than the CPU with a star setting of 1. Uses Ken or Hawk and utilize the corner wall hugging strategy to jump up and down like a moron and prays that the jab button will stop all! No other known offensive or defensive strategy but touts as a master HDR player.
Likes:
Likes to RageQuit in Ranked Matches prior the match ending.
Likes to send instant hate mails.
Likes to send even more hate mail waking up the next day after the ass whipping.
Dislikes:
Hates finishing his matches!
Hates to lose to players that are clearly better than him.
Hates letting other people finish their game point combo at the expense of his defeat.
Famous Quotes:
"Your Mom Is Fat…Hahahahahaha!"
“Hahahahahaha…I’m god!”
“I’m your master i beat you 1000000 times hahahahaha!”
“I’m a scrub and always will be…hahahahahahaha!”
Bad Gamer Index Card #3
GamerTag: OBAMA THE OREO
Name: N/A
Motto: "Why can’t we all just not get along?"
Location: Hicktown, USA
Character Choice(s): Dictator
Bio:
White supremecy.
Skills:
Turbo hate mail spammer. Poor executioner of combos. Spams frequent torpedos rather mindlessly.
Gameplay Style:
Garbage personified! Has more obvious pattern than kilt.
Likes:
Likes to send hate mail whether immediately after a loss to tout racism and promote KKK.
Likes to accuse people of turbo.
Dislikes:
Hates the civil rights movement.
Hates playing casual rooms.
Hates losing to players that is better than him, which is the entire active XBL HDR community.
Hates the Diary of Anne Frank!
Famous Quotes:
"You f–king N----r, KKK!"
“I’m god, you’re not!”
“BTW, Did I mention, you’re a N----R?”
More Index Cards coming soon…
@ MisterEgoTrip
YES. To both of these fuckers.
OBAMA plays a stale-ass Dic, and ALWAYS has a “perfect” record in Ranked. When you beat him, he whips out the middle-school racial slurs. At least once you pound on him enough he just disconnects up front without wasting any more of your time =P
luis2099 cracks me up because I beat him, and badly, with T.Hawk in a Player match. He sent me a text: “hahaha” Ooooookay, sure. So I picked Chun Li and he picked T.Hawk, and one round he got a perfect on me. Of COURSE the texts came flying. Whatever soothes your fragile little ego, child.
As an aside, anyone who enters a room full of awesome Japanese players where we’ve been playing for hours from the States or wherever and themselves bitch to me about the lag they’ve actually created can suck it. Same goes for people who join the Ranked match you have created (presumably without checking the ping), and then bitch about the lag. If you drop early, that’s fine, but don’t hate because your dumb ass doesn’t know how to check stats. If I come into a large room and myself cause lag, feel free to inform me of it…but you’ll never see me (or anyone with tact, really) going into someone else’s room and crying about lag. /rant
Am I allowed to nominate MisterEgoTrips descriptions for an article?
Ego’s Bios are hilarious. Keep em coming, seriously hilarious.
As an aside, Obama the Orea quits as soon as he sees that its me. As in, I get one slide off and he’s gone. I don’t think I’ve finished an entire round with him since the very first time I played him.
Really hilarious and sad, especially considering I’m a pretty average player.
Bad Gamer Index Card #4
GamerTag: jluuuuuuuuuuuv
Alias Name: dekor’s b!tch
Motto: "1,2 Mic Check, shout out to Hitler baby!"
Location: Somewhere between dekor’s waistline and balls
Character Choice(s): Garbage Dictator, and even worst with any other characters!
Bio:
The first Nazi Rapper the online world has ever seen to grab an XBL mic and spit Hate-Rhymes in the game chatroom. Since his zoning skills is one of the worst that HDR has ever seen, he figures that he can win by zoning his poor performing Nazi Rap skills over the mic while you’re playing him in matches!
Skills:
Definitely not his rap skills! Talentless Fawk!
Gameplay Style:
Refer to the “Skills” category for details! LOL
Likes:
Likes dekor and dekor likes him! Fawking queers!
Likes to kick Gangsta Nazi-Rap in your ear cavity!
Dislikes:
Hates to fight his own battle! Brags about dekor dick-tator! Well maybe not the “tator” part, well maybe that too if you think about it, ewww!
Hates losing to players that is better than him, especially if it’s a Jew!
Famous Self Quotes:
"Hitler is a Dictator, which is why I use Dictator!"
“I’m one of the chosen and the rest of you are not so you’re going to hell!”
Bad Gamer Index Card #5
GamerTag: dekor
Alias SRK Name: No Chance
Motto: "Pussy fawking scrub, you suck!"
Location: Safe and secure behind a firewall and a 360 mic talking sh!t!
Character Choice(s): Dictator, if other characters, uses a Garbage T. Hawk
Bio:
As previously reported, grew up as the physically and mentally challenged and the sexually abused, by a man of course. Has developed the reputation of being the “King” of all douchebags that online fighting genre has ever seen. Mastery of sh!t talking while sucking at matches simultaneously. Pretends to hate on SRK forums while being a register member of SRK and proudly holds a record to never have posted a friendly or meaningful post on SRK thread…Ever! Has unlocked “Scrub For Life” Achievement Trophy on XBL for his consistent poor sportsmanship and lack of talent in the game.
Skills:
Thinks he has the best Dictator alive but has not master the TOD combo, much less know what TOD stands for. Only known skills and is highly displayed when he is on the mic which he demonstrates his passion to talk sh!t to everybody.
Gameplay Style:
Aggressive torpedo spammer, stiff robot-like reflexes. Old school 1993 Dictator tactics, repeated standing low kicks shorts into a throw. Plays mind games with the mic to distract you and even more-so when you’re playing other matches when he is on the sidelines after you have defeated him.
Likes:
Likes to put on a frowny face to anyone whose a member of SRK forums, which he too is also an SRK forum member. So that makes him a pussy fawking forum f@g as well!
Likes to send hate mail if you ignore or muted him from voice chat.
Likes to brag and rub in your face when he wins a round and cries foul play when he loses the match, which is generally majority of the time.
Likes to call people that defeats him a Pussy Fawking Jew!
Likes to dwell on SRK forum as a resident HDR Troll.
Dislikes:
Hates losing and REALLY hates losing to SRK members!
Hates turning off his mic.
Hates SRK forums but reads SRK forums frequently.
Hates all nationality except for Hitler’s race!
Hates being called SRK member!
Hates being called Grumpy Smurf, "I hate SRK!"
Hates it when people start calling him a “Lil Pussy Aizen Jew!” LOL
Famous Self Quotes:
"D!cksucking forum f@g!"
“You suck! How do you like that beating, stupid little forum dweller”
“Skill-less b!tch, I beat you a million times!”
“SRK = Little Aizen Pussies”
“Retard!”
“If Hitler was alive I’d suck his cock!”
Gamer Review from Media Sources
Joystiq - "Four thumbs down as worst gamer to have ever played on fighting games online!"
Ellen DeGeneres - “Worst Dick(tator) that I have ever come across and the sole reason that I will not ever cross again!”
I lol’ed^
omg, lmao!
HHAHAHA, Ego, that is some funny sh!t.
he can write all he wants… in fact, i like the fact he spent that much time on me. but the bottom line is… i fuckin run him in this 2d, old fighting game.
so not only did you waste 20 minutes writing that up, but you havent beaten me in the last…6-8 matches. you cant even win a round.
who needs a TOD when i beat you with vicious skill
Pure genius, Ego.
*who needs a TOD when i beat you with vicious skill *
I doubt that, with your flowchart Dictator…