Super Smash Bros. General - Patience and Spacing....or Whine and Moan

He’s been crushing on Wolf since '97. Duh.

Guess we should add dick-squeezing to Peach’s movelist…

Really?

When the hell did Peach turn into a Sexual Predator?

Hey its Smash Bros, shedding hilarious and completely absurd light on various Nintendo characters is part of what makes the games as popular as they are.

Didn’t they play Mario Kart at Evo one year?..>.>

FurryCurry: Heh heh. Sorry, was just being silly. Or if you were asking ‘really?’ as honest inquiry, then yes on both counts but the former is not as bad as you think. One of the casino-hotels hosting Evo, back around 2006ish, had their ballroom set up near one of the casino entrances. So if you got bored of money matches, you could just step outside, take a left, walk for about 2 minutes… and go ditch some money on roulette or slots or so on. They still had people monitoring access and such as I recall, but a lot of folks had fun just popping out for a moment to drop some cash on gambling. One guy I spoke with was particularly amused about this, saying something like “I just felt like tossing $5 on red, and that ended up paying for this lunch right here!” (Results not typical, gambling favors the house, don’t interpret this as me encouraging you to gamble, etc.)

Or if you meant Street Fighter pachinko, sure. They have machines based on all kinds of properties over in some parts of Asia. I wouldn’t be surprised to see a SF one, not at all.

This is wandering off-topic though, so I should probably fix that once I respond to one other thing below.

crotchpuncha: Yeah. That was several years ago, but I seem to recall one of the earlier Mario Kart releases for Nintendo DS was so featured. That SRK has not become “Your Competitive Snaking and Drifting and Green/Red/Blue Shells Edge” should tell you just how successful this was. That Evo has not branched out to Gran Turismo should confirm it.*

*: Response is solely personal opinion and does not necessarily represent staff policy.

To get back on topic: At this point I am convinced Sakurai knows the Smash camera system reveals all kinds of stuff that looks totally normal during regular play. I’m also convinced the man is well aware his photos are going to provoke these kind of responses. He is probably KOF98-Iori-Laugh.gif about this, and in his position… pretty much anyone would be!

AH HA! Finally the roof i need. Mario Kart IS a fighting game. I knew it all along!

Peach: What does the fox say now bitch?

I seriously LOL’d at this.

Mario Kart is a fighting game because at the end of every race a fight breaks out.

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You know, I recall the Mario Kart stage in Brawl… and I think it was just a bit off. Instead of the cars being the main hazard to deal with, here’s an idea: What if it had item blocks? Ones that would spit out an item you could collect, hold onto, and deploy as needed. Just like in the Mario Kart games. There could be one on each side of the stage, or one in the center (perhaps where traffic drives by, so you not only have to fight to control the mid-screen but you also have to avoid getting your ass run over).

Would this, to you, be an acceptable use of Items and Stage Hazards in a competitive match? Presuming the items are of moderate value; nothing ridiculous like a Starman, but not pointless either.

What if Sega provided the Daytona USA car for Smash Bros. I’d buy a Wii U then.

I… think that has other licensing issues. Even if I seem to recall that car being a playable fighter in Fighters Megamix for the Saturn?

Alright, it’s Pokemon time peeps!

Or not. See y’all Monday.

Sakurai be trollin’.

So we know that at least the legendary from X will make an appearance in some form in the game.

Xerneas is in the game… Monday will be the reveal of a new character and this will explode.

Poor Janet. Tire marks all over her face.

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Ah Xerneas, the non-Douche Cover Legendary of Pokemon X.