Stupidity and Life Expectancy are inversely proportionate

Does anybody not agree?

I’ve been trying to think of an accurate formula to depict the ratio of stupidity to the decrease in life expectancy. So far, I’ve only concluded that your life span decreases by approximately 3/4 for every 3 major characteristics of stupidity displayed.

But stupid people tend to also have more fun and seem less painfully aware of all the woes of the world. How do you strike a balance between stupidity and frustrated intellectual?

Your level of failure and amount of shitty threads are directly proportional.


…if stupidity and life expectancy are really inversely proportionate, can anyone tell me why BeGuiled isn’t dead yet?