Stupid sayings

“A penny for your thoughts.” If someone ever asks me that, I expect cash.

Not going to read all through that, what was the explanation?

THIS^^ I give your post 15 out of 10. I really hate “there’s nothing to fear but fear itself.” “No your different” like when someone talks about someone for something that you do and they forget you do the same thing then they be like "no when you do it it’s different then it gets real quiet and try to recover but they can’t. I know it’s not really a saying, I just hate it.

“It’s just a game”

Fuck off.

I love old sayings. Here we have a saying “All ate up with it.” meaning having something very bad. If I said this about a guy’s feelings for a girl it would mean he was head over heels for her. It could also be having something really bad, like I’m all ate up with chiggers!

My grandad always used to say people were “all ate up with the dumbass,” and I still laugh when he says it today.

Honestly, nothing makes me rage harder. I cringe when I hear this.

I always interpret this as “I COULD care less, but I care so little that I don’t care to care less about it”

the quote and avatar combo again… damn.

I hate that saying too. losing is a very punishing thing. losing isn’t just losing, losing the wrong way damn near means you’ve failed yourself as a man. so no, it’s not just a game anymore. it’s about my mother fucking dick being bigger than yours

guilty :rofl:

“Stop, no, and don’t”

These words is the last thing any guy wants to hear.

These three words shouldn’t happen unless you’re about to be assraped.

Git’er donnneee

Ugh…sounds like some annoying valley-girl shit. Any dude saying this should eat a sucker punch. As a warning shot.

Ever see “how high”? Redman flips that shit and he’s like, “Yeah, but it’s always more like, ‘no, don’t stop’”

When someone says that to me, I bust out with that old song “Be-cuz I LOOOOOOOVE YOOOOOOOOU!”. It’s funny how fast they go “NAH, nah, man!! I just mean you just don’t be all aggravating with that shit!” No-homo-backpedaling with the quickness :rofl:

Any variant of “Can I ask you a question?” or “Can you do me a favor?”

Just fucking say what you want out of me from the start.

I remember when I was little I was watching TV and some guy who played Major League Baseball was giving tips on how to play. In the end, I’ll never forget what he said. It was something like, “Remember, practice doesn’t make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect.” … which I guess makes more sense. If you practice something incorrectly, you won’t get good at it.

The person who made up the whole skinning cats saying probably did just that in their lifetime. Doubt they were talking about domesticated cats but who knows.

You couldn’t win for losing? Like you can’t win unless you lost? If that’s what it’s implying, then yeah… losing is learning, and that’s how you get on the path to victory. While winning can build confidence, losing is a chance to build better strategies around what beat you so you don’t lose again.

Fight fire with fire - you’d get out of the fire brigade for talking that nonsense.

“Not to take anything away from X but blablabla”
“No offense but”

These 2 sound to me like the polite ways of saying
Stay free
You’re a fucking retard

Sounds like that’s in the same family as ‘With all due respect’

believe it or not, that’s actually a legitimate tactic.