Stinky Food Bastard

[Manx]

Don’t you do all that already?

[Don_Barracuda]

Help me against these characters

I have a bunch of people who have to be in my office for an extended period of time, this upcoming Wednesday/Thursday, and I want to be a complete asshole to them. What are some of the stinkiest basic foods or meals (while still being edible and delicious to me), and some foods that will make me fart uncontrollably while making it more deadly than a holocaust gas chamber?

I’m planning some simple things, like a couple pounds of chili, several dozen hard boiled eggs, a brick of blue cheese, and chocolate milk…but I sadly drew a blank there.

Any advice?

This might give you a few ideas

[yah_yaahh_b_tch]

Lol.

I would just tell my employee to take the day off.