Star Wars

Who is the worst replacement for Donald Trump on the reality tv show The Apprentice?

Spoiler

Darth Vader because he’d say “You’re force choked.” instead of “You’re fired.”

Had the nerdiest no-hard-feelings argument with family members over the holidays. They insisted that there are only eight Star Wars movies, not nine. They feel the cinema-release Clone Wars movie doesn’t count because it’s animated.

And then someone else reminded me that it’s technically actually ten Star Wars movies, because there was a made-for-TV movie… that was called…

Goddammit.

There are ten Star Wars movies and one of them is the Christmas Special.

I’ve all but accepted that they will never be able to recreate the magic of the original trilogy at this point.

There is only 5 Star Wars Movies, the Trilogy, Force Awakens and Rouge One.

The cinema-release Clone Wars movie was just scenes from the TV cartoon series shown back to back
The Two Ewok TV Movies were never cannon.
The Prequel Trilogy do not Exist.

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And we don’t speak of the Christmas Special

Btw Plinkett has a brief Rogue One review up:

Fuck Plinkett

:tup: That is great

Donnie Yen showcasing his other talents to the world:

I took my Dad to see Rogue One over the holidays. While I still think it’s a decent entry into expanding the Star Wars lore, you have to heavily rely on the other movies to give characters or things talked about relevance. This movie almost forces you to watch the Star Wars saga in Episode order.

I really hope that the Han Solo movie can stand completely on its own.

Well, fuck 2016.

Sweet dreams dear Princess, you will be missed.
:cry:

I thought she was in stable condition WTF

I’m pretty sure we can all agree on this.

This!!
I thought she was recovering.
Jesus.

RIP, she will be greatly missed and appreciated!!

Stable, in this case, did not mean good.

My fiance is an RN. When she heard the details of the heart attack, the day it happened, she knew Fisher wasn’t likely to make it:

Well shit.

I always thought Ford would be the first to go, but at this point he’s likely to outlive everyone.

oh no.
my heart is…breaking right now.

So is Leia’s story arc going to come to a close in Episode 8? I think they’re done with the principal filming.