Star Wars

Ive heard the exhaust port theory, which makes sense too, especially if it ends up being

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An ancient sith lightsaber artifact, possibly one of the first

I figured it was a Sith weapon, since it’s red and usually Sith have red. And I thought it was supposed to be a cross haha.

Sometimes. As long as you’re not including the prequels. Those were objectively garbage.

LoL, was looking for this thread on SRK only to find I posted in here like 3 years ago, Jesus!

Either way, I’m HYPED for this movie! I can’t wait! Like others have said, it can’t be worse then the prequels.

On the topic of the lightsaber. Have you guys actually payed attention to the laser itself? It looks highly unstable with electricity running around it. It’s a SSJ2 lightsaber! Could explain the exhaust ports or whatever.

Anyways, can’t wait!

I heard a rumor that the Sith in the trailer is a female Sith…

lol Leah ran some of the female empowerment speeches but it was back in the 80s so it wasn’t quite as bad, Han still got to be pretty masculine and in the end still had his balls.

But if they do a female Sith now, in 2015, it’s going to be pretty funny. It would be straight up feminist indoctrination, maybe she’d even cut men’s balls off on screen, murder little children, and at the end most people would still want to claim she was just misunderstood and it’s really a man’s fault, because she will no doubt be hot.

It would be a trainwreck, and since I’d expect it going in I’d probably find it really amusing.

Bonus points if she is a lesbian transgender or something, and the black guy is a gay basketball player hahaha

^your post is very close to getting a WTF from me. and I never WTF people.

word.

Colbert beat me to it, damn. That jerk off who wrote the article “fixing” the cross guard is an idiot. Obviously you’d want the metal to partially cover the side beams to protect your own fingers from getting sliced off.

Female Sith’s are a thing.
Although Serpent is right that people will add some retarded back story about her being abused by men n shit.

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmrfjpYM2i1qck1y2o1_400.gif

Seriously though, a Sith Lord follows the religious Sith practices, a Dark Jedi is one that simple doesn’t follow the Jedi teachings and uses the dark side of the force for their own personal gain.

Huh, my Star Wars lore knowledge begins and ends with the movies, so when I saw the claymore, my first instinct was to go “So Luke finally realized that losing a hand is a bad idea, eh? Of fucking course a crossguard is necessary.”

Color regardless, I still won’t be surprised if that’s the reality behind it.

Thoughts (I just watched the teaser).

-HYPE! I really enjoyed Episode 2 and 3. And small portions of 1.
-The LS we saw would lend itself to a slower, broadsword fighting style. The cross would provide a bit of defense, while hindering crazy, acrobatics like we saw from Yoda. Like Darth Maul, I think we’ll see that the weapon was tailored to the person wielding it.
-Perfect time for a TIE Fighter remaster…

Vynce confirmed to have taste cancer.

How would it do that? Lightsabers don’t even slide in the first place, they seem to stick or bounce. There is a metal part on the side too between the exhausts, so they’d get cut off too. And considering you can just move your hand quickly (these people can deflect laser shots after all) why would you need to block with that bottom part? If you’re going to claim that metal part is cortosis, why not just design it entirely as cortosis instead of having the lighstaber as a hilt?

Also if it is used for defense, and the other person just powers down, the holder’s hand or arm gets sliced off because there isn’t a guard there.

Logistically it doesn’t make sense. I wouldn’t bother defending it, the less said the better. It’s one of those things that you’re just supposed to look at and say “oh this looks cool” but not think about at all. Which, I think it’s gone too far and is foolish, but that’s why I’d rather just not focus on it.

The guard would make sense if it was a vibroblade, (which dunno if still canon but used to be able to duel with lightsabers) but a laserbeam guard? just some bullshit.

They kinda making the cool unique lightsaber thing into some ordinary stuff and now making it ridiculous imo.

“You mean laser sword.”-George Lucas

You forgot people like Vestara Khai in the EU…

Good luck not focusing on that, @Serpent lol. Speculating about a possible purpose for it doesn’t constitute defending it. I’m indifferent about it until we see it in action.

MAYBE THE HANDLE IS MADE OUT OF IRON

@Cyntalan‌ On the bright side, I’ll probably enjoy the new movie, while people like you are doomed to hate it no matter what B).