Votes are now Locked. Writeup Incoming.
Day 1: Meet the Sandvich
The crowd stood in their defensive positions in the Intelligence room, watching for anybody from Team RED to sneak into their base. The rhythmic whir of the Sentry gun pacing back and forth was the only thing breaking the silence of the room.
Until the voice, that is.
“Intruder Alert! Intruder Alert!” said the announcer, echoing through the halls of 2Fort. “RED Spies are in the base.”
“What?” said Hecatom, “I don’t see any spies?”
“Everybody, line up now!” said Cyntalan, and everyone jumped to get into line. **Cyntalan **began to count out loud one by one.
“Nine… Ten… Eleven.” he said, stunned.
“That’s not right, there’s only Nine of us!” said Augustus. “There’s 2 spies here!”
**Saxton **fiddled with his flimsy paper mask, making sure it stuck to his face. “Bloomin Idiots” he muttered.
**Pertho **eyed Saxton, having heard the comments. Saxton, aware that he was caught, balled up his fist, prepared to take the mans head clean off.
**Pertho **stepped forward, “You guys! I found him! It’s…”
Everyone stood and looked, as **Pertho **stood frozen, as if he had been turned to stone by a basilisk.
“Pertho?” said Orochizoolander, “What is it?”
After a minute of being frozen in place, Pertho dissapeared right on the spot.
Pertho has left the game!
Everyone looked around, confused.
Shoryuken Editer in Chief Iantothemax cursed his computer. “You have been disconnected.” He saw his router was blinking with a red light; he had no internet connection.
“Fuck!” Iantothemax yelled, tossing his computer across the room until it shattered against the wall. “Now how will I post my Killer Instinct News?”
Back in the game, the momentary shock had worn off, and people were back to figuring out how to deal with the spy.
“Let’s just let the pyro set everyone on fire” said ForgeDigger.
“No, that is a stupid idea” said WTF-AKUMA-HAX, and everyone nodded in agreement. “Let’s just pick the person closest to the Briefcase and kill them, because they’ll be the ones trying to steal it!”
Everybody turned and looked, and saw Exodus. and MrMattroxx standing closest to the briefcase.** MrMattroxx**, looking oblivious to what was going on, was fixed on a pretty picture of the Scouts mother posted to the wall. Realizing his chance,** Exodus.** stepped forward, putting **MrMattroxx **closer to the briefcase. He leaned over to him, and asked “MrMattroxx, can you get my briefcase for me? Thanks.”
“Sure thing” said MrMattroxx, absent minded, and he took a step closer and grabbed the briefcase.
“He’s the spy!” yelled Exodus. “Get him!”
Everybody jumped in and piled onto MrMattroxx.
“What are you doing?” said MrMattroxx. Everybody was bludgeoning him with whatever weapons they had handy; baseball bat, fish, a giant sword. He reached into his pocket for something to help defend himself, however all that came out was a Sandwich.
“Sasha, my darling, I miss you” said MrMattroxx, as his large melon was bashed in with a fire axe, splitting it open and spraying red everywhere.
“Look, he’s turning Red!” said Combo_Knight. “He was the spy!”
“No, that’s just blood” said WTF-AKUMA-Hax.
Suddenly, in the place that Pertho dissapeared, his body came back in the exact same spot. Everybody turned to look.
“Um… hi?” said sumazndude. “Can I play with you guys?”
**MrMattroxx **spiraled into darkness, lost in his deep thoughts. Or, as deep as thoughts could get for a heavy weapons guy. He smiled at the thought of firing Sascha one last time.
Then he was yanked back to reality, respawning in a flash of blue.
He looked around the room, and saw Computer Monitors from various parts of the base he was just in. An older woman was looking down on him scornfully. A lot of faces he thought he recognized were staring at him. He recognized BullDancer, shimmering with Red Lights, as he appeared in the room opposite him."
"Come, MrMattroxx, join us and let’s watch the rest of this game unfold.
She leaned into her microphone.
“Night Time, everybody return to your dormitory until sunrise.”
MrMattroxx, you have 12 hours to send your last gasp.
It is now night time. All night actions must be submitted by 9:00 PM PST. 12 Hours from now.
What? That was so damn fast. Damn when is the voters deadline again?
When that big ass clock in the previous write up hit 0…
I’d just like to take this opportunity to congratulate RED for lynching their own Pyro. Good luck, BLU Spies. Let’s have a double BLU victory.
I cannot see such a thing on my mobile.
A last minute Mrmattrroxx bandwagon hmmm…okay I think it’s safe to say at least 1 mafia voted for him. We lost an inactive, deadweight sure but in a game with so few players every kill is crucial, but at least have some solid info to go on. Blue pyro should spycheck someone who didn’t vote for MrMattroxx because it would be really stupid or a level 2 yomi strat for both mafia to vote for the same person.
I’ve actually had an idea regarding the UC. What if at the start of every day, each of us posts the following in spoiler tags:
(Person): (Innocent/Guilty)
Obviously for most of us, the person and result will be chosen completely at random, but the UC posts their real results and they’re hidden amongst all of the other fake results. That way, even if they get killed and their last gasp gets blocked, we’ll still be able to see their results.
One important thing to note would that we’d have to completely ignore everyone’s ‘results’ until the UC died for this to work. Don’t want people going lynch crazy because someone chose a random person and chose their result to be guilty.
On a side note, GTA V is awesome.
Regards, the future.
That’s really interesting. I was looking for negatives but didn’t come up with many that weren’t nullified by the actual facts. IE: Mafia will know who the UC is if they have a “guilty” verdict on their name posted up. But when Mafia kills the UC and uses Last Gasp Block, it won’t matter as much, because the info is out there.
So, chalk it up to another broken strategy!
It can still limit the number of days the UC/Pyro has. They may not get enough nights to live and check out players. That puts the onus on them to lie if they need to, but after doing that, they have to hope there’s enough time to make the correct list in a later post. Now someone can work with the fact they had a fake and a real list.
How is Forgedigger wanting a no lynch when he clearly suggested the possibility
btw, i just joined 
By the way I got a hat now.
Saints Row > Grand Theft whatever.
And the best part is, if one of us non-UC’s posts a result of guilty next to a Mafia member, they’ll waste their LG block. Also keep in mind that each of us can only give one fake guilty result during the game (except for the real UC who can give two and end the game).
Saints row 2 yeah but saints row three and 4 are questionable.
I stopped after #2 also, but enough about the hat distraction.
Anyone down for ACommando’s plan? Do you think we need to check with the Game Master?
I take a hands off approach as much as possible. I like peoples creativity to shine. I see nothing in the plan that violates the rules, nor does it go against the spirit of the game, in other words
Excellent. Let’s do this shit.
And just to put your concerns at ease, if the UC gets killed because they posted a guilty result, that’s an instant lynch target we’ve got for the following day and we only need to find one more Mafia. Looking at this fact, it would be wise for the Mafia to not kill someone who returns a guilty result for a Mafia member in order to stay alive longer.
So yeah, just to reiterate, here is what everyone needs to do at the start of every day phase. Put a person’s name and an investigation result (i.e. Innocent/Guilty/Inconclusive) in spoiler tags. For now, we’re going to ignore what everyone posted, but when the UC dies, we can go back and look at their results. Here’s an example of what you’ll need to post:
Spoiler
AlphaCommando: Innocent
Hmm. I think it could work. It has its advantages and disadvantages, but I think it’s worth trying.