10 minutes left until deadline.
I have class right at deadline, so I won’t be around, but just remember…
:00 good, :01 bad
*Sweet. I got italics to work by manually typing the code.
Oz was mafia and Vynce was roleless it appears. I’ll throw in my 2 cents on things.
Looks like Synonym has a plan and I’m down for it.
Lynch: Iwinalot
That’s my vote *
Missive from Missing Person, who is having SRK issues:
Here’s hoping everything doesnt wonk out before the write up
fuck u
I can only post when I go outside for smokes. I work in a giant fucking factory of electronics and several mile long machines.
This is what I deal with right fucking now.
i stated even before the game started, my schedule. I just got off well over 36 hours of fucking work over the last 3 days. I woke up today sometime after 4pm. I’m now halfway through a bottle of Jack Daniels, and Kraken spiced rum. I’ve posted my beliefs in who I thought was mafia since day one. I ain’t got much, but I’m fucking reALly certain of what I do got.
fuck you, can’t edit!!!
First that thread you made a bit ago and now this? Sovi3t this has to stop. I seen you walking home from work today you drunk motherfucker
Working on the write-up, hang tight.
Night phase is currently underway though.
Day 3: Turnabout IWinALot
Sunday, October 4
12:00AM
Shop-A-Lot Grocery Store
Phoenix received a call from police about the murders shortly after 11:30. He arrived not too long after.
“Hey pal,” Gumshoe greeted him. “Looks pretty messy here.”
“What happened exactly?”
“Well, we found Vynce in the middle of the store with a bullet wound in the head. Looks like The Corrupt got to him.”
Vynce, he reminisced. His one true ally the last time.
“But then we found another body.”
“…another body?”
“Yeah,” Gumshoe said, tilting his head. “A naked shemale behind the garbage dumpster. Looks to actually be one of The Corrupt, caught red-handed.”
That almost seemed open and shut. Vynce was killed, but someone killed his killer. Still, it was his job to unturn every stone.
“This almost seems fruitless,” Phoenix said. “But I still want to check things out.”
He walked into the store, and found Vynce’s body in the cereal aisle. There was no gunpowder burn around the wound, so it had to be done from a distance. Nothing really unusual stuck out. He turned to leave.
Just before he hit the entrance, he looked down, and something caught his eye.
“What is this beaded bracelet doing here?”
Monday, October 5
10:00AM
Courtroom No. 5
“The trial will now commence for the murder of Will Powers. Is the prosecution ready?”
“Yes, your honor.” Edgeworth said.
“Is the defense ready?”
“Yes, your honor.” Phoenix said.
“The prosecution may call your first witness.”
“The prosecution calls IWinALot to the stand.”
“Witness, state your name and occuption.”
“Like, do I have to?” IWinALot complained. “Like, you so totally like already did that.”
“WITNESS! Name! Occupation!”
“Like, Mimi Miney, Parapsychology student.”
“Witness, please recount where you were on the night of the murder.”
Witness Testimony: Where I Was
“I, was, like, in the library, or something.”
“I, have to study, cause, like, school is hard.”
“I swear, I was so, like, not involved with the murder.”
“I would never, like, even set foot in that store.”
“How did you know that this murder took place in a store?”
“Um, you like, TOTALLY already said that.”
“I found this at the store.”
“That…that bracelet…”
“That wouldn’t be yours would it?”
“But how can you prove that she killed Vynce?” Edgeworth rebutted. “She has no motive.”
“She had plenty of motive. Or should I say, ‘He had plenty of motive?’”
“He?”
“IWinALot, it may be true that your name is now Mimi Miney, but isn’t it also true that you were once formerly called Moe Miney?”
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! STOP IT!”
“Mr. Wright!” the judge screamed. “What are you getting at?”
“It’s simple. On the day that Vynce had his gender reassignment surgery, IWinALot was also there. It was a clinic that specialized solely in gender reassignment. That means…”
“She had to kill Vynce to cover up her little secret.”
“OKAY YOU DUMB STUPID ATTORNEY! YOU WIN! I did it. Everything is true!”
“Bailiff,” the judge said. “Please send this…woman straight to the bottomless pit.”
Upon doing so, a sound was heard.
Ka-toink
“That is all for today. Court is adjourned.”
IWinALot was lynched by the jury.
IWinALot was Corrupt!
Vote Tally:
IWinALot (14): Aidebit, Augustus, Bious, Blindknagg, The Chief, DarkGeneral, ForgeDigger, Hecatom, Icege, Pimp Willy, RECESSIONTIME, Saitsu, Synonym, XthAtGAm3RGuYX
ForgeDigger (2): crucades, SoVi3t
Blindknagg (1): great cow lord
Pimp Willy (1): jasonC
Synonym (1): IWinALot
Night 3 has begun. Please submit your night actions by 11:00AM, Tuesday, October 7th, EST.
Player List
Aidebit
AlphaCommando (Day 2 Lynch: Jury Member)
Augustus
Bious
Blindknagg
The Chief
The Co-Jones (Day 1 Lynch: Jury Member)
crucades
Dandyman90 (Night 1 Mafia Kill: Maya Fey)
DarkGeneral
ForgeDigger
great cow lord
Hecatom
Icege
IWinALot (Day 3 Lynch: Corrupt)
jasonC
orochizoolander (Night 2 Vigilante Kill: Corrupt)
Pimp Willy
RadicalFuzz (Night 1 DQ: Jury Member)
RECESSIONTIME
Saitsu
SoVi3t
Synonym
Vynce (Night 2 Mafia Kill: Jury Member)
XthAtGAm3RGuYX
Alrighty Syn, it’s your show.
I am so tense for this phase.
I’m also not sure how much I’ll be available this night phase so I’ll post this once again:
DO NOT TRUST ANY RESULTS FROM NIGHT PHASE
Alright Synonym. Take any gun you want.
My sides are in fucking orbit right now. I was expecting the biggest flop and IWAL was actually corrupt. Good show.
Welp, Syn is likely dead during the Night Phase. I guess we just keep going with the plan.
Goddammit.
What’s the matter?
I’m actually inclined to lynch people from the syn list for now. If you are UC please skip over the people in the syn list.
Y’all niggas need to have a little faith.
But yeah, nothing more to add, except that some of the people I trust most:
-Saitsu
-Blindknagg
-Aidebit
-Bious
People I’m pretty sure are clean:
-Pink
-Forge
-Augustus
Nigga I don’t know:
-GCL
-Hecatom
Mafia:
-Orochizoolander
-IWinALot
-JasonC (This nigga next)
-DarkGeneral (Then this guy)
-Soviet (Give him time, but if JasonC is mafia this guy 1000000% is. No questions.)
-The Chief (If he’s still ringing mafia like he has for this phase then it’s time to face the gallows)
-??? (lol I don’t know)
He’s hating that I’m right.
So since a good amount of the game will be autopilot for us, that gives us a few phases to talk about random shit.
So who here hasn’t played AA yet?
Present.
Been on the penultimate case for about 6 months now.