SRK Mafia XIX: Robber's and Cops (Day 2: Blue Blue)

Bious · May 24, 2016, 6:21pm

Day 1

It was supposed to be a simple plan.

The job had been in the works for months. Everything had been planned perfectly, every contingency thought off, every member of the crew examined closely. It was supposed to go perfectly.

And now I’m lying in a pool of my own blood.

The plan was to split into 4 teams and hit 4 different banks at the same time. That part of the plan worked. It was when we escaped that things went to hell. We ran into an alley to sneak away and there were cops there. COPS! There were supposed to be no cops there!

“FREEZE!”

Then the gunfire started. I pulled out my gun and fired back… and then got shot. From behind. The cops took cover as I sank to the ground. Behind me the other thieves were already fleeing.

“AFTER THEM!”

The cops chased the other thieves as two officers came towards me, guns draws. I chuckled as everything grew darker. It was supposed to be a simple plan…

Five Hours Later

“THE FUCK HAPPENED?” NupoChromie yelled.

“Like I said, the cops shot him!” Pimp Willy said.

“I don’t give a FUCK about Bious! What I want to know is why were there cops everywhere!”

“Maybe someone tripped an alarm?” Missing Person said.

“Nuh-uh. The plan was perfect. We had eyes on the employees at all times. No one tripped the alarms,” Shaft Agent said.

“Then what happened?” AlphaCommando said.

“I’ll tell you what happened. We got some fucking snitches in here,” Cyntalan said darkly.

The gang grew silent, everyone eyeing the person next to them suspiciously. Pokemon123 started to reach for their gun.

“Woah now,” Cyntalan said, grabbing Pokemon123’s arm, “We haven’t gotten paid yet.”

“We can’t get paid!” Azure said. “Bious was the one who knew who to sell the goods to!”

“God dammit!” Itome said.

“Wait,” Korbidon said, “Bious left his phone here. Maybe we can wait until whoever he made the deal with calls him?”

“And what about the Snitches?” Cyntalan said.

“We can discuss who we think may have ratted us out and then “take care” of them,” Hecatom said, twirling a knife.

“Seems perfectly logical. Let’s do this!” Orochizoolander said.
**
Day Phase for Day 1 ends Wednesday 10 PM EST. Make your vote in this format: Lynch _____________________ Missing two votes is a row is a disqualification.**

Role Info:

Civilian Roles:
Mastermind: You masterminded this whole operation and are the smartest person here, see? Every night you may choose a player. At the end of the night you will learn which side the player is on (ROBBER means they are on your side, COPPER means they are on the Mafia’s side.
Street Doc: You are every lowlife’s favorite fixer-upper. Every night you may choose a player other than yourself. That player is protected for the night. If that player is targeted by a kill, the kill will fail.
Assassin: You were hired to weed out any bad seeds. You have three syringes of poison. Every night you may secretly poison a player of your choosing. At the end of the next day phase your target will die. Once you have used your ability three times you can use it no longer. If you target a player the Street Doc targets you will fumble and waste your poison on the Street Doc instead.
Lovebirds: You and your honey have just pulled the biggest job of your careers and want to get out alive. At the beginning of the game you and another player will be put into a private PM that you may use to communicate with each other. If one of you dies the PM ends.
Goon: You have no special powers. Vote every day to find those Cops!

Mafia Roles:
Undercover Cop: You are in deep cover and trying to nail this gang to the cross. If you are ever investigated by the Mastermind you will always come up innocent.
Good Cop: You were born with a silver tongue that makes birds (and crooks) sing. Once only during any day phase, you may persuade everyone to “chill out” and relax, negating the day’s lynch.
Bad Cop: You don’t play by the rules to get your way, but none argue with your results. At night pick a player. At the end of the night that player will be enforced (meaning if they made a night action it will be canceled.) Enforces will be included in the write-up.
Slick Cop: You are as slick as oil. Every night choose a player. If the Mastermind investigates that player, the result they receive will be reversed.

Third Party:
The Rat: You just want to survive. If you make it to the end of the game without dying you win no matter who wins.

Role Orders
Day:
Good Cop
Lynch
Assassin Poison Effect

Night:
Bad Cop
Street Doc
Slick Cop
Assassin
Mafia Kill
Mastermind

Common Sense Rules:

COMMON SENSE RULES THAT I SHOULD NOT HAVE TO POINT OUT, BUT NOW HAVE TO:

Do not edit ANY POSTS. Period. For any reason. Do not ask us to verify with mods that you did not have any malicious intent in editing your posts, we will not do it. Do not provide me with any photographic evidence of your edits. There are going to be no warnings this time, just DQ’s. Habitual editors will be banned. We have had this BS happen way too much during these last two games. If you have anything to add, or any clarifications to typos to make, or a broken image/link in your post, create a new post to address it.

Do not PM anyone playing the game. If you are mafia, keep your PMs in the mafia conversation. If you’re one of the lovers, keep your PMs inside the Lovers conversation. You should not be PMing anyone else if you are them, and if you aren’t, you have no business using the PM inbox at all regarding this game. If you have any questions regarding gameplay, PM me. If someone PMs you that shouldn’t be, do not mention it in the thread, just PM me with the the contents of it. PM’ing once will result in a DQ. Habitually doing so will result in a ban. (Things not game related will not result in any penalty, but to keep the integrity of the game, if someone playing PMs you, please report it to me.)

No coaching after you’re dead. This includes outside of SRK. I don’t care what format you’re thinking of using, be it Battle.net, AIM, MSN, Skype, Smoke Signals, Texts, Morse Code. Don’t do it. Also, because this has happened recently, I will not verify any of your hunches after you die. Keep it to yourself, take it to the Loser’s Lounge, if someone shares information they know, don’t bring it to anyone else’s attention that’s still in the game. If someone does this, PM me with the proof, and that person will face a ban.

No discussing or plotting to break or bend the rules in your PMs, lovers and mafia. I’ll be in those conversations anyway, so that should go without saying. But just in case you think you can do it while I’m sleeping, think again. If you start discussing something that I don’t immediately catch, and that action is taken, once I find out, the perpetrator of the act and the instigator will both receive bans and DQs.

If you are lovers or mafia, you will not be allowed into the Loser’s Lounge until you leave the PM conversation after you die. It’s not entirely clear on how you do this by looking at it, but upon your death, simply click “Delete Conversation” on the left-hand side of the screen. This will only delete it on your end, and no one else’s.

6 Do not try to get removed from the game after it already starts, or try to break the rules to get DQ’d. If something super unexpected happens, I’ll try to be reasonable, but overall, if you know you’re going to be busy, and unable to play at all, don’t sign up. If you suddenly see a full schedule hit your plate just before we start, ask me to take your name off the list, and I’ll put in an alternate. After we start, I’m not going to take your name off unless you have a really good reason, and I can find an alternate to take your place. Otherwise, don’t deliberately break a rule just to get a DQ. You will not just get a DQ, but banned.

Do not post any PMs, even as a joke. If you are going to make an image joke regarding PMs, at least make it obvious that it’s a joke (e.g. make it using MSPaint.)

English only in game. No foreign languages or encrypted posts are allowed. This prevents the open flow of information. I will make certain exceptions for certain foreign words that have entered the English vernacular, such as “Hasta la vista,” or “Por que?” but an entire post in a foreign language will not be permitted.

No making wagers in game. This wagering SRK accounts or self-bans is not going to fly anymore, period. Don’t do it, I will DQ you if you do.

Player List

@Azure
@chadouken!
@Vynce
@orochizoolander
@Hecatom
@Pokemon123
@“Shaft Agent”
@crucades
@“Pimp Willy”
@AlphaCommando
@“The Co-Jones”
@NupoChromine
@Korbidon
@“Missing Person”
@Itome
@MIRACLEARROW
@Combo_Knight
@jasonC
@Cyntalan
@Reiraku

Write-Up List:
Day 1
Night 1

The names were randomly selected for the story and have no bearing on players identities

Hecatom · May 24, 2016, 6:22pm

Ok chumps, lets do this!!!

Vynce · May 24, 2016, 6:25pm

Out of retirement- let’s get it B)

AlphaCommando · May 24, 2016, 6:26pm

Goddammit, that role PM gave me a mini heart attack. :lol:

Lynch: RadicalFuzz

orochizoolander · May 24, 2016, 6:28pm

INB4 everyone.

Lynch George Zimmerman

Missing_Person · May 24, 2016, 6:41pm

http://i.imgur.com/w1GJenW.gif

It’s official, you can start the party now.

OZ hasn’t edited yet, has he?

Cyntalan · May 24, 2016, 6:44pm

Checking in!

Hecatom · May 24, 2016, 6:45pm

Give him a pair of hours.

Missing_Person · May 24, 2016, 6:47pm

A pair of hours, is this poker?

Ba dum ching, I’ll be here all evening.

Or an hour or two before it’s beddy bye.

jasonC · May 24, 2016, 7:09pm

I don’t think you guys are funny. =)

Azure · May 24, 2016, 8:03pm

Roleless civ, reporting in, to fuck a snitches world up.

The_Co-Jones · May 24, 2016, 8:06pm

I like the starting story to the game! @Bious

Checking in.

chadouken · May 24, 2016, 8:10pm

Ok, I’m checking in. When do we start lynching fuckers?

Are you really roleless, or are you just saying that because you’re actually the dirty fucking Rat?

Vynce · May 24, 2016, 8:12pm

I think you’re going to fit in just fine.

Not that I’m insinuating anything.

(Speaking in earnest. Rare occasion.)

Azure · May 24, 2016, 8:17pm

Google my mafia post history, son.

I’ve never day-one’d a roleless civ claim without… being a roleless civ.

The pattern is there.

Azure · May 24, 2016, 8:18pm

It is early on a Tuesday, and thus you’re sober.

Vynce · May 24, 2016, 8:20pm

To be fair, if I had today off I would have made myself a drink so I could properly play COD.

It’s going to be weird playing with so many new people. But I think good-weird.

Azure · May 24, 2016, 8:26pm

As opposed to JTM levels of weirdness?

Nothing is weirder than having neither Cheif or OptimusTheta in the mix.

Vynce · May 24, 2016, 8:27pm

Well, I won’t miss the dick pics.

jasonC · May 24, 2016, 8:27pm

We need to find these dirty coppers, seee.
We need to sell these goods and get paid, seeee.
Wait, what exactly did we rob from the bank that we have to sell? Seeeee?