SRK Mafia XIX: Restarted Robbers and Cops (The End. Cops Win. Alpha Best Vigi since Jimbo-Hecatom)

So I wanna start by saying it was great to have so much fresh blood in a Mafia game, and even better to see that so much of you enjoyed it, despite its problems. If you guys really are interested in playing more, I’d strongly encourage you to check out jesustoastmafia.com. It’s a site founded by a lot of the SRK Mafia OGs and we’ve customised the shit outta it to suit Mafia needs. We’ve also built up a collection of pretty cool guys (who you’ll get along with if you’re not a sensitive snowflake, but hey, it’s only moderately worse than SRK). It also makes running Mafia games a lot easier with us having full control over the website, so some of the problems encountered here aren’t a problem. It also has a bunch of cool shit:

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[] A vote counting program that REMOVES HUMAN ERROR ON COUNTING VOTES (unless the voter messes up the code, which is kinda hard to do). Also posts vote tallies every 30 minutes if the votes have changed since the last post.
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] Ability to grant people that run games admin access to create and manage all the pages necessary.
[] Ability to tag people with spaces/punctuation.
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] Edit functions removed in game threads, so you can’t accidentally edit a post.
[] Lets you know if any new posts have been made since you’ve tried to submit your latest post.
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] .gif avatars.
[] No language filter (one of my favourite features).
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] Less likely to be blocked at work.
[] Everyone loves to run games with crazy-as-shit roles.
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] We run a bunch of other non-Mafia games, like Arena and MSPaint Whispers.
[*] Some other shit I’m sure the other guys can think of.
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Having said all that, we probably will run games on SRK every once in a while (but a lot less than on JTM, since Vanilla fucking sucks), just to see some fresh faces.

k, shameless plug over.


NOW.

TIME TO JUSTIFY MY PERFORMANCE.

I’ll begin by reiterating something I said before.

I’d also like to dispute me being the best Vigi since Jimbotom. 5 Civ roles. I’m one of them. I shoot 3/4 others in the first 3 Nights with all 3 of my bullets. I’d argue that I’m the best Vigi of all time. OF ALL TIME.

So for you newcomers, you need to read this thought process with knowledge that I’m a selfish motherfucker and I play that way.

Day 1
The plan from here was to burn my stocks as fast as possible and confirm myself on Day 4. All I needed were three victims. In pops jasonC with a claim that I’m Mafia because I’m excessively cursing. Well fuck you cunt, that’s not a Mafia tell, that’s an Australian tell. That’s enough for him to get hit, but if that wasn’t enough justification, I know he would have pursued that (and me) further down the track. Try that shit again next game, motherfucker. I’ve got plenty more “milk” for you.

Day 2
What’s this, a random vote on me with absolutely zero posts or explanation behind it? Bitch, open up and swallow that milk. Try not to get any in your eye. And then there was fucking DG. FUCKING DG. I’m assuming he figured out that Reiraku was UC and took his vote on me to mean that he got a guilty result on me. DG unleashes fucking hell on me under that pretense (plus his preconceived notion of me) and takes a Night kill in exchange for what he assumes will be a free Mafia.

Day 3
I know there’s no way I’m going to escape this lynch without claiming, especially after that Oscar winning performance from DG and his convenient dying straight after that. There’s no point on holding on to the role claim for half the day trying to wiggle out of it, so I bite the bullet and put myself in jeopardy. Oh yeah, here’s a good part:
‘Hey Reiraku, I poisoned you. If you’re UC, you should probably give us your results.’
“I’m not UC”.
'Ok good.'
Reiraku has been poisoned! He was UC!
'k’
Night time. I have to use my last stock before I die. This was where the big plan was meant to come into play, and probably the only part I would have regretted, had Cyntalan not voted for me in big blue letters. Cyntalan, the person that had the same suspicions on me that I had on him, proposes that I take out crucades before I die. Now, here are the three scenarios that I imagine at that time:

  1. Cyntalan is Mafia and crucades is Civ. Cyntalan’s trying to buddy me up so I use my last bullet on a Civ. I tell him I’m going to poison the Civ to leave me unenforced, then poison Cyntalan instead.
  2. crucades is Mafia and Cyntalan is Civ. I tell Cyntalan I’m going to poison crucades, so I get Enforced and Killed that night, stopping my poison from hitting Cyntalan and confirming crucades as Mafia.
  3. Cyntalan is Civ and crucades is Civ. Cynt is misguided and I’m misguided by his misguidance. The blind leading the blind.
    So yeah, was banking on one of the first two statements to be true, but alas. I even went through all the previous voting records and noticed Cyntalan was on all three bandwagons. As a safeguard, I make sure to have this conversation with everyone:
    'Hey guys, Lovers should claim so that I don’t accidentally poison one of them.‘
    crickets
    ’k.’

Day 4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4ZXL9nS8hY

So yeah, not trying to justify my actions or anything (because I have NOTHING TO APOLOGISE FOR), but just wanted to show everyone (especially the newcomers) that there was method to my madness.

But yeah, gg’s everyone. Was really good to play with some of the OGs again. DG, Azure, Duke, CoCo, OZ and even Hecatom, hopefully next game we won’t have a restart to dampen activity.

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/45366695/Sprites/kristoph1-smile(a).gif

…OH SHIT. @Bious, what was the SECRET PUNISHMENT?

lol yes the cursing tell. Mafia or town PR - they kinda go hand-in-hand with how people play as them, generally. Games are so much easier if Alpha just rands roleless civ every game.

The secret punishment is worthless because everyone it could’ve affected got their asses kicked.