SRK MAFIA XIII: SRK Vs. The End of the World -- Apocalypse Now? (GAME OVER - CIVILIANS WIN)

25 minutes until deadline.

If you want to make or change a night action, now would be the time to get it turned into me.

Only thing I can get from that is that I can’t be enforced if I don’t use my ability. I’d still die.

I thought night actions couldn’t be changed once Pm’ed dammit don’t help mafia GM! Lol.

@forgedigger why not post your LG now in case you get blocked?

Actually that is a lie.

I claimed <Sikwidit>

Look, man. You’re dirty as shit. You’ve been trying deliberately to avoid anything that would make you look guilty throughout this whole debacle and I’m sick of you getting away with it and steering the civs. First you distanced yourself from the idea of medic role claiming for the sketchiest reason I’ve ever seen. Then, after I role-claim, you give a really unconvyncing façade that you had no idea I was <Icege>.

Damn you know forge is being forthcoming when he spells Facade with the proper phonetic character.

I don’t think it will be. Besides, I’m not really one for LGs. Only thing I stick by is that Vynce is dirty, and probably so is DG. He’s being pretty convoluted right now and I think this whole attempt to get me to figure out his plan is a load of bull to appear clean. I might be just wrong and stupid, and if that’s the case I’ll apologize in the LL.

1: They can’t enforce you consecutive nights and you can protect yourself.
2: They go to enforce/kill you. Soviet goes to kill you. I confirmed with MP that Vigi and Mafia putting in the night kill on the same target results in the target escaping.

Those are literally the only 2 possibilities of you surviving tonight.

I’m safe for now but if DG, Pie, and Vynce are all clean let alone have civ roles then I’ll probably be first on the chopping block…and hopefully Kaz won’t conveniently disappear by then lol.

Why the fuck isn’t that in the rules? I thought about it and just came to the conclusion that <Sov> would kill me and mafia wouldn’t do anything.

I figured out that you were alluding to the vigi/mafia kill cancelling each other but it wasn’t in the rules so I wasn’t sure.

It doesn’t say anywhere that you can only be enforced once though. The only one with a stipulation is Silencing.

I just hope that <Sov>'s still around to change his target to me.

*I confirmed it with MP during the beginning of day 2. If I was Soviet I just would have sat on the knowledge and went for the play tonight, but unfortunately I’m not him.

It doesn’t say it in the role cards but it’s a possibilities. I didn’t confirm it with MP. *

If you’re going to be gung-ho about lynching someone today and it’s not <Pimp Willy> then I can offer you no more advice than to look at my lists.

Night 2: Purple Pills

ForgeDigger paced around the room, frantically looking for the bag that went missing the night before. It was apparent that the demons would make another move tonight. But if that bag stayed missing, Forge’s inexplicable desire to save people would go insatiated. And now that the demons knew what Forge was up to…

…It had to be found tonight. But yet, it wasn’t anywhere to be found.

“God damn it! Where is that fucking bag?” ForgeDigger screamed.

“Right behind you,” a raspy voice spoke. ForgeDigger turned to find a looming figure holding the medical bag that went missing.

“It’s…it’s you?” ForgeDigger said in shock.

“Yes, well, let’s cut the formalities. You’ve changed since you checked into the hotel.”

And indeed ForgeDigger had:

http://media.screened.com/uploads/0/5125/496188-hello_nurse.jpg

The figure moved toward her, and lifted up her skirt.

“Hmph,” I’m disappointed. “There’s nothing up there.”

“It doesn’t matter,” ForgeDigger retorted. “You satanic scum don’t have any business around my berries.”

“Well, maybe not,” the demon spoke. “But I can guarantee I’ll consume you one and the same.”

And with that, the demon opened his mouth wide, and bit off ForgeDigger’s head, as her corpse dropped to the ground.


A knock on the door. And the person in the hotel room moved to open it.

As the door opened, it revealed a naked person with a pentagram drawn onto his open palm with a Sharpee.

“Hail Satan,” the person at the door spoke.

“The fuck? What the fuck are you doing?” the person inside the room asked.

“Oh, uh, there’s a costume party at the Bellagio. Wanna go?”

“Fuck that shit,” he said as he slammed the door in the traitor’s face.


DarkGeneral was walking to the bathroom. He was stopped by someone.

“What are you doing?” The person interrogated.

“Um, I’m going to go take a shit. Is that okay?”

“You know, I’ve been watching you for a while. There’s no way you’re not a demon?”

“What do you mean,” DarkGeneral asked, taken aback.

“Well, what else? Your tag. DarkGeneral. Keyword: Dark. Why wouldn’t a demon possess you?”

“Wouldn’t that just be a little too–”

The vigilante didn’t wait for him to finish his statement. The power of a thousand psychotic Canadian rednecks forced him to pull the trigger, leaving an unmanifested ginger crumpled on the floor.


orochizoolander sat in his room, smoking. Tommy Chong had nothing on him. He had managed to keep part of his stash to himself, since no one wanted to bend down to give him a body cavity search. Pretty soon, he began to become paranoid.

“Oh my God, did I say something wrong? Oh my God they are going to kill me? Those damn Goombas are coming for me! Oh wait,” he said, looking down at his feet. “Those are just my pet rocks.”

There was nothing on the ground.

“Wow this is…some…good…sh,” he began muttering as he passed out.

“Well that was too easy,” a man spoke as he left the room, tucking away a bottle of Ambien into his pocket.


The demons killed ForgeDigger!
ForgeDigger was <Icege>.

http://i.imgur.com/sBda9q9.png

@ForgeDigger, please submit your last gasp to me within 12 hours. Please make sure to wrap it in the code tag if you do any formatting whatsoever.

<SoVi3t> killed DarkGeneral!
DarkGeneral was <Redbeard>.

http://i.imgur.com/QBCVqs5.png

@DarkGeneral, please submit your last gasp to me within 12 hours. Please make sure to wrap it in the code tag if you do any formatting whatsoever.

**orochizoolander was silenced by <Manx>! orochizoolander cannot participate or vote in Day 3 or Night 3, but may use any day or night action if he has one. AlphaCommando may now participate in the thread again.

The demons enforced <Icege>, and his protection failed.

<Pimp Willy> revealed himself to an SRKer. His target has been told the identity of <Pimp Willy>.**


Day 3 has begun. I’m going to extend this phase to 37 hours, in order to make it more convenient for me to finish the write-ups. Please submit your lynch votes and day actions by 11:00PM, January 19.

Players Alive
Aidebit
AlphaCommando
Augustus
Bious
Blindknagg
bloodymess
BullDancer (Day 2 DQ: <The Martian Manhunter>)
The Chief (Night 1 Demon Kill: <Missing Person>)
The Co-Jones
Combo_Knight
Cyntalan
DarkGeneral (Night 2 <SoVi3t> Kill: <Redbeard>)
Exodus.
ForgeDigger (Night 2 Demon Kill: <Icege>)
GodotsRevenge
ItzJustRellik
kaz
Manx
Oerba (Night 1 <SoVi3t> Kill: <sikwidit>)
orochizoolander
pietastic
Pimp Willy (Day 2 Lynch: <RadicalFuzz>)
RadicalFuzz (Day 1 Lynch: <SWBeta>)
RECESSIONTIME
Saitsu
Shinkuu Tatsumaki
Sumazndude
Synonym
Vynce
WTF-AKUMA-HAX

Useful knowledge now, but I’m not sure if vigi is online or not. Hopefully they are.

It would be unusual for Enforce to be limited to once per person, as unlike Silence it is a valid strategy to Enforce a role multiple times without killing it.

Silencing multiple times is just cruel and no fun for those involved.

Ouch this games flow is about to get real rough.

All strong players need to be lynched.

Well, that could have gone better.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Buckle up kiddies, because I’m about to open a can of whoopass.

  1. <Pimp Willy>, you’re in trouble boy-o.
  2. Whoever the second civilian to get <Pimp Willy>'s name is, let’s hold off and wait to coordinate our plays.
  3. Vigi, nice attempt but listening to OZ was a bad idea. I’d told y’all DG was civilian but no matter. DG, I’m sure you’ve got a soul somewhere in there.
  4. Really mafia? Nice play.

OZ is more than likely mafia, silenced to protect him. I could be wrong but that’s my conclusions.

Today’s topic: Lynch orochizoolander?