SRK Mafia X -- Dangan Ronpa: Fire At Will -- END -- Civilians Win

Azure or someone on SRK will beat ya up kid for saying a fake word like that. I know from making that mistake. Started a sentence with that very same non-word. :sad:

I’ll just go towards the: “REAL TALK” section I can handle. Alex Valle was in someone’s video trailer for something. “Back in the day, nobody had to say ‘real talk’ to qualify their words to be listened to. Everyone was real. They said what they wanted to say, what were you going to do about it? Either beat me or shut up. Talk all you want, you still have to play, then what happens after you didn’t win? Yeah. Exactly.”

Of course the better players get killed before sheep people. I probably say that obvious part of Mafia games in every game and nobody cares to improve if they line up with helping them like that. But you need to be kicking your own Mafia ass for keeping me alive. My streak as a “nobody listens to him, but he figures it out… eventually : player” lives on. But infrequent is either still trying your guys’ desperate moves, or is still being played by you guys. Why doesn’t he have any ire for the Mafia scumbag team, regardless? You like that? Ire + Regardless. 2 actual words. not the “Ir-” suffix which I don’t know who even came up with and spread the false usage. I don’t think there’s many places to split that fake word up into these two real words like this for an excellent fit-the-mood example.

I’m already “dumb civ” and openly in the thread made better Mafia masterplans - in the effort to leave no stone unturned for you guys to hide in, than you jerks even had to use.

infrequent is either dumb civ deadweight or Mafia scumbag. He likes Chief’s ideas, but not the ones on all Chief got to use against the Real UC. What the hell is that. pietastic and Alpha didn’t have to talk about him, but why didn’t infrequent have anything major to say when they were major suspects? “Yeah we got those Mafia assholes” after a lynch/civ night kill is too much work after all he eats during lunch periods?

Oh, sorry to inconvenience you. Back to jabfighter 4. For 12 hours in a row.

That tournament sometimes flies out Deshiken, & Fuudo for Virtua Fighter so that’s cool.

But is this another - maybe its true - but “here’s why I’m not going to be in the thread” even when nobody asked same thing as Synonym just pulled? 18 hour shift, crazy. How do they get away with that? unpaid internship or something, so no overtime hours included?

Did your favorite character, choco Blanka just lose that’s why that quick 2nd response was so snappy? “Blanka, is Scrub” - Tokido, in some other dude’s signature around here. Who knows if its true, but it sounds like something he would say.

Bitch please, I’m dying tonight and you know it :coffee:

You’re the one who predicted it’d be the longest game ever. XD

My prediction is that WAH mafia. If not him, then IL. If he is mafia though, he played a hell of a game.

Fuck you, I’m more important.

I dug up Synonym long before anyone (a hint that in itself had you all begin scouring and finding it). Who’s to say I don’t have intel on the other one? :wonder:

Hey Hax, after Oz investigates me and I come up innocent will you agree to take your execution like a man?

Oz, please please please please please please please please please please please please please please investigate me! I’m begging you!

Why is Augustus still a suspect? He used his civilian ability the first night. No one has claimed his role. Despite his jokes he should be considered innocent until proven otherwise.

Because they’ve thrown logic out the window. I’d like any of them to provide a scenario where I can somehow be Mafia despite the fact that I claimed Gandamu uncontested and that we know Gandamu is civilian. I’ll likely be waiting all day.

It’s okay though. Let them continue suspecting me. It’ll just ensure that I get to survive till the end because Mafia won’t kill a suspect~

You didn’t think I noticed that you, Chief and Pie went at each other for the first few phases then started to point fingers at civilians to cause confusion? Them “throwing you under the bus” every now and then meant nothing since no one except me believes that you’re the last culprit left. You could admit to being mafia and I’ll probably still get lynched before you. Of course I want you out. Your death means we win. How you can even claim that I didn’t want Chief gone when I said days ago that I was suspicious of him & you is hilarious. Oh and guess what: I was wary of Pie too. Let’s not forget that Chief was adamant about lynching Alpha. Look how that turned out.

Also I case anyone missed it the first time Hax has hinted at being the programmer, the all-star & now the swimmer. That doesn’t look strange. Nope.

True but pie also claimed that Mobius & Co-Jones were mafia so… shrug

Oh no a victory in a game that doesn’t yield a monetary reward or points or anything useful is tainted. My world is falling apa-

Here are your parting gifts

Spoiler

http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/00/07/30/10/01/0007301001536_300X300.jpg

http://s7d5.scene7.com/is/image/SportChalet/300175_3093194?wid=624&hei=350

The gloves are so you can get a nice, tight grip on this L you’ll have to hold.

if I die tonight lynch forgedigger first. If I live leave him alone for now.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot.

Yeah why would they let you do that?

Maybe I’m missing something…

Im almost siding with lurker here. Things dont add up to me.

Night 7: It’s Elementary

“Go away, I’m playing with mai Pokamans!”

http://images.wikia.com/danganronpa/images/9/91/5(111).png

“Monokuma, we need you to let somebody die. It’s part of the game.”

“Fine.” Monokuma sighed. “Bang. You’re dead.”

http://images.wikia.com/danganronpa/images/e/e5/5(100).png

“…You need to write the cause of death too.”

“Picky. The Culprit teleported out of nowhere and stabbed you. Happy?”

Suddenly the Culprit teleported out of nowhere and stabbed orochizoolander.

http://images.wikia.com/danganronpa/images/c/c5/5(108).png

“And make a punny title.”

“THERE! HAPPY? Wait, how are you not dead yet?”

Kirigiri realized she was dying. She said her last words quietly.

http://images.wikia.com/danganronpa/images/a/a3/5(105).png

“The title… doesn’t even make sense…”

“Your mom doesn’t make sense. You didn’t deserve a good write-up anyways.”

orochizoolander, please send me your last gasp within the next 12 hours.

Day 8 Start
36 hours remain

Votes are due by 10/15/13 7:00 AM PST

Attendance:
AlphaCommando - Sonia Nevermind - Valedictorian
Augustus
Azure - Mahiru Koizumi - Genocider Syo
Bious - Yasuhiro Hagakure
BullDancer - Hajime Hinata
Combo_Knight - Chiaki Nanami
Cyntalan
DarkGeneral - Junko Enoshima
Doofenshmirtz - Kiyotaka Ishimaru
ForgeDigger
Hecatom
infrequent lurker
Missing Person - Nekomaru Nidai
Mobius - Naegi Makoto
orochizoolander
pietastic - Sayaka Maizono
Pimp Willy - Sakura Oogami
RadicalFuzz
Sumazndude - Mikan Tsumiki
Synonym - Celestia Ludenberg
The Chief - Hifumi Yamada
The Co-Jones - Touko Fukawa
WTF-AKUMA-HAX

Submitted early because I can.

EDIT: Edited because I can.

Hopefully OZ doesn’t freakin miss the LG deadline. This investigation report is extremely critical.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2ia8T4E2Mc

Why are Cynt, Mobius, IL, and myself even on that lynch list? Regardless, according to the numbers we’ve won, so does anyone wanna confess and get this over with?

Let’s just all quickly submit our votes so we can get this game finished as soon as possible.

Lynch WTF-AKUMA-HAX.