SRK Mafia X -- Dangan Ronpa: Fire At Will -- END -- Civilians Win

[Cyntalan]

Well… unless the idol forged him and he enforced himself…

[Cyntalan]

But I think that’s getting on Jesus Toast levels.

[RadicalFuzz]

IF THE GAMBLER IS ON OUR SIDE TODAY IS THE FUCKING DAY THAT YOU SHOULD USE YOUR GODDAMN ABILITY!!!

Oh yeah, that. It’s a win today, unless it is Mobius, and then his Bulletproof triggers and we win tomorrow. Things aren’t looking very hopeful for the Mafia, are they?

In unrelated news, I wish I’d found this picture earlier. I’m going to use it in future games, it’s too perfect:

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[Missing_Person]

No one start a circle jerk yet until we investigate Mobius.

UC, if you get a guilty on him, you can role claim and game is done dinner. If not, shut up.

I’d agree with this, but I crunched numbers and I think it’s okay.

pietastic, your attempt is valiant, and if Mobius is mafia, that’s great.

I investigated you last night, and you came up clean, naturally. Of course, that was a forged investigation, so it is what it is.

I’m Kirigiri, in case that wasn’t clear. I’d like thank Hecatom for covering my ass, as it let me continue on investigating without worry. Glad ya’ll bought it. Why am I RCing? Because even if you kill me tonight, the numbers are on my side. Of those remaining unconfirmed, besides you, there’s only 3 left unaccounted for. If Mobius turns up clean tonight, I will release the results, and those 3 remaining will be lynched one by one until we have a civ victory. Thank you, and good night.

Good shit, Cynt. :tup:

Hecatom gets an MVP nomination from me.

Expertly played, yet somehow, I wasn’t totally convinced that you were the 2nd luckster. I felt like that was…staged, but couldn’t prove it, so I had to just follow along until it was proven.

[RadicalFuzz]

But I think that’s getting on Jesus Toast levels.

Come on Short Round, we have to get to the Temple of Doom to find the Messiah Butter so we can stop Dr. Evil from using his Jesus Toast “ray gun” to take over the world!

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[Azure]

Pie is just bitter.

Because he is an obvious Fraud Civs, and a dirty, dirty little Mafioso.

How obviously dirty, you ask?

My lynch vote was sent in 24 hours ago, lmao.

[Azure]

No one start a circle jerk yet until we investigate Mobius.

UC, if you get a guilty on him, you can role claim and game is done dinner. If not, shut up.

I’d agree with this, but I crunched numbers and I think it’s okay.

pietastic, your attempt is valiant, and if Mobius is mafia, that’s great.

I investigated you last night, and you came up clean, naturally. Of course, that was a forged investigation, so it is what it is.

I’m Kirigiri, in case that wasn’t clear. I’d like thank Hecatom for covering my ass, as it let me continue on investigating without worry. Glad ya’ll bought it. Why am I RCing? Because even if you kill me tonight, the numbers are on my side. Of those remaining unconfirmed, besides you, there’s only 3 left unaccounted for. If Mobius turns up clean tonight, I will release the results, and those 3 remaining will be lynched one by one until we have a civ victory. Thank you, and good night.

Good shit, Cynt. :tup:

Hecatom gets an MVP nomination from me.

Expertly played, yet somehow, I wasn’t totally convinced that you were the 2nd luckster. I felt like that was…staged, but couldn’t prove it, so I had to just follow along until it was proven.

I agree.

Hecatom is MVP.

[Azure]

Dangan Ronpa Civs: “We 'da best.”

[Azure]

http://lparchive.org/Dangan-Ronpa/Update%2003/34-019-maizono1.png

Let me remove all doubt. I am the forger. Mafia. Anyone who didn’t see that really needs their head examined.

This whole game has been a huge waste of fucking time and it needs to stop. I was just robbed of a shot at a clean victory due to our GM breaking his own rules. What about “does not work on mafia” needs interpretation? In any case, since I was robbed of a chance at a clean victory, it’s only fair for me to do the same to the civs.

Of course, I’m sure you all realize this game has been broken from the start. Mafia know this already, but basically regardless of what happens, you (civs) are going to win, with a huge goddamn asterisk next to it. You’ve seen rule griping in the thread after AC died about the triple kill, and about the forger. What you don’t realize is this shit has been going on all game in the mafia PM, with GR basically patching shit daily, and arbitrarily, to try to keep things “balanced.” Basically it’s been a huge waste of time on everybody’s part, since the roles just weren’t thought out well to begin with. Well I’m fucking TIRED of this shit. Since GR won’t stop wasting people’s time, I’m going to end it and do so in a manner that won’t result in my DQ, so I can still participate in future mafia games that will hopefully be run by GMs who aren’t completely retarded.

The mafia team was AC, Chief, me, CJ, and Mobius. That’s Sonia/Val, Otaku, Forger, Fukawa, and Naegi. AC picked those roles to set up the all-defense team, and called us this game’s version of Morridoom. We’d know who was investigated, trick the UC, have essentially an extra stock, and set up role confusion with Fukawa.

There was a bunch of bullshit involved in GR limiting our actions to keep things “fair for the civs”, but the one thing GR gave us as a favor was the ability to write CJ’s last gasp. Basically CJ peaced out after dying, which I expected, to be honest. GR insisted that since he didn’t specify what to die as, he needed to die as civ Fukawa, but we could write his last gasp. Last night, GR mistakenly (admittedly mistakenly, in the mafia PM) gave Azure a read on me. After he did it, he tried to jusify it by saying that since we got to write CJ’s last gasp, this made things “even again.” Bullshit, it’s even. We have one more fucking player left.

So basically, our GM forgot to read his own fucking rules, tried to insist it was fair anyway, and gave the game away to the civs. So there. Take your fucking victory. I don’t want to be part of this shit anymore.

GR did not give me any read on you.

The stink of Mafia was too damned strong NOT to lynch you.

Do not flatter yourself.

[Azure]

^^^^^

Point of fact, MP was screaming for your head for forever and a day from beyond the grave.

I trust his instincts very nearly as much as my own.

And you were a massive red blip on my radar too.

[Missing_Person]

Okay, so @Cyntalan for my records, what were your investigations?

I think now that you’ve came out, it would behoove us to know what you’ve investigated. Especially if the mafia now thinks you’re the bigger liability to them than Azure, so he doesn’t misfire tonight.

[Missing_Person]

^^^^^

Point of fact, MP was screaming for your head for forever and a day from beyond the grave.

I trust his instincts very nearly as much as my own.

And you were a massive red blip on my radar too.

I had it figured out from his response to me on day 3 when I snapped lynch voted him saying, “Let’s try something different.”

And THEN I saw where he gave you the green light to Autobahn this shit.

[Missing_Person]

The funny thing was, it really was just a gut instinct at first. Once I saw his response, I knew.

It also felt very…Chief-ish. I probably would’ve went in on him even if you hadn’t told us he forged himself.

[RadicalFuzz]

I was choosing between DG, Chief, pie, and Mobius for my ability yesterday. Literally ANYONE else I picked would’ve been Mafia.

[Missing_Person]

If you ever go to Evo, Fuzz, I’m going to find a picture of you, and give it to all the pit bosses so you can’t gamble.

[RadicalFuzz]

That would be most appreciated. I’ll give you a holler if I ever go, everyone can meet up someplace and we can have an SRK Mafia tournament :tup:

[Missing_Person]

I just hope I don’t start muttering out mafia members in front of everybody.

[RadicalFuzz]

I just hope I don’t start muttering out mafia members in front of everybody.

I can just picture you with a nervous twitch like Dreyfus from Pink Panther.
“So, who do I-SHADOW-uh, fight next?”

[Hecatom]

This perhaps the 1st game were i made up till the end alive

[Azure]

This perhaps the 1st game were i made up till the end alive

The Mafia simply has too many choices for the night kill tonight. :lol: :lol: :lol:

You, UC, or me - which will it be?

I wonder that I should even put in a kill for tonight…