Let me remove all doubt. I am the forger. Mafia. Anyone who didn’t see that really needs their head examined.
This whole game has been a huge waste of fucking time and it needs to stop. I was just robbed of a shot at a clean victory due to our GM breaking his own rules. What about “does not work on mafia” needs interpretation? In any case, since I was robbed of a chance at a clean victory, it’s only fair for me to do the same to the civs.
Of course, I’m sure you all realize this game has been broken from the start. Mafia know this already, but basically regardless of what happens, you (civs) are going to win, with a huge goddamn asterisk next to it. You’ve seen rule griping in the thread after AC died about the triple kill, and about the forger. What you don’t realize is this shit has been going on all game in the mafia PM, with GR basically patching shit daily, and arbitrarily, to try to keep things “balanced.” Basically it’s been a huge waste of time on everybody’s part, since the roles just weren’t thought out well to begin with. Well I’m fucking TIRED of this shit. Since GR won’t stop wasting people’s time, I’m going to end it and do so in a manner that won’t result in my DQ, so I can still participate in future mafia games that will hopefully be run by GMs who aren’t completely retarded.
The mafia team was AC, Chief, me, CJ, and Mobius. That’s Sonia/Val, Otaku, Forger, Fukawa, and Naegi. AC picked those roles to set up the all-defense team, and called us this game’s version of Morridoom. We’d know who was investigated, trick the UC, have essentially an extra stock, and set up role confusion with Fukawa.
There was a bunch of bullshit involved in GR limiting our actions to keep things “fair for the civs”, but the one thing GR gave us as a favor was the ability to write CJ’s last gasp. Basically CJ peaced out after dying, which I expected, to be honest. GR insisted that since he didn’t specify what to die as, he needed to die as civ Fukawa, but we could write his last gasp. Last night, GR mistakenly (admittedly mistakenly, in the mafia PM) gave Azure a read on me. After he did it, he tried to jusify it by saying that since we got to write CJ’s last gasp, this made things “even again.” Bullshit, it’s even. We have one more fucking player left.
So basically, our GM forgot to read his own fucking rules, tried to insist it was fair anyway, and gave the game away to the civs. So there. Take your fucking victory. I don’t want to be part of this shit anymore.