Day 5: ‘A Real Nigga’
Everyone awoke the next day, trying to piece together what happened the night before.
“I found Neesa” said Oerba, “Her head was smashed into a wall, but she’s ok. Just knocked out.”
“I found BullDancer” said DaRabidDuckie, “He wasn’t so lucky. He has an arrow wound in his shoulder, and a gunshot in his head. Looks like two people wanted him dead.”
“Well, I found Missing Person… and you’re not gonna believe this, but he studied himself to death.” said highlulu. Everyone looked momentarily confused.
He lead them to Missing Person’s house, inside were stacks and stacks of books. He had encyclopedias, dictionaries, maps, charts, figures, he had been tracking everything done in the town for the past week. From floor to ceiling there were notes piled high. Except for in one spot; here, one of the towers had toppled under its own weight, crushing Missing Person beneath it.
“Well, at least he went out like he’d have wanted, under a pile of information” said SSRagna.
Everyone funneled back into the town square, and sat down, pondering what the next move should be. Crickets chirped. Tumbleweeds rolled through the square. Somebody coughed, breaking the silence momentarily. But no real actions were taking place.
“You know, this place is a lot more quiet without Missing Person here.” said NinetiesArcade.
More time passed with no real discussing taking place. Things were getting uncomfortable.
RedBeard finally spoke up to break the silence. "What about Cee Dizzy?"
Cee Dizzy hopped up with a swiftness that took the crowd by surprise.
“Well, it’s aight, no sweat. I’m not anything special, just sacrifice me, no problem” said Cee Dizzy, as he jive turkey danced his way to the front of sentinel.
“But guys, he’s probably not even mafia” said Noodlehead. “Cee Dizzy, com’n man, speak up for yourself.”
Cee Dizzy shook his head. “No. I’m a real nigga. I’m going out like a real nigga. No crying from me, no pleading. Imma take this shit like a man. Push the damn button.”
The crowd murmured, unsure of the next move. Finally, they decided to oblige him. Cee Dizzy watched on, looking hard as hell, not letting any emotion seep onto his face. Gotta go out like a G, he kept thinking, gotta go out like a real nigga. He saw **NickRocks **move towards the button slowly. Or was he moving normal speed, and time was just passing slow for Cee Dizzy? Was this it? Was his life flashing before his eyes?
He remembered being a small child, standing in his kitchen. He mom was holding some candy up too high for him to reach, telling him it wasn’t time for sweets. He wound up, and punched her in the vagina. “I’m a real nigga.”
The scene faded to third grade, on the monkey bars. His best friend had just landed a death drop on the mat, and the rest of the kids turned and looked at Cee Dizzy, for it was his turn to try. Scared of breaking his neck, he instead wound up, and punched his best friend in the dick. “I’m a real nigga.”
Then it was senior prom, and his date had just gotten his pants unbuckled. He felt the surge of adreneline, excited for what he had been dreaming about for so long. She pulled his dick out, and then he felt it swell up with excitement, and blow all over her dress prematurely. “That’s it?” she said, giving him a look of disdain. He smacked that bitch in her head. “I’m a real nigga.”
And then suddenly, he was back in the present time. **NickRocks **was making contact with the button, his life was about to be over. He felt the tears start to well up, struggling to hold them back. This was it. He was dead, and nothing could change that.
As sentinel charged up, Cee Dizzy couldn’t hold back the tears. He heard the buzzing whirl of the blast being built up, about to seal his fate. The waterworks flowed, as he fell to his knees. NickRocks looked on in horror at what he had done, feeling guilt for his actions of killing this sobbing man.
Cee Dizzy looked up towards the crowd one last time, wiping the tears from his eyes to clear his blurry vision one last time, and uttered through sobs, “I’m a real nigga…”
Spoiler
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The blast launched, turning the man to ashes where he kneeled. Everyone looked up, to see a spinning Marvel logo rotating in the sky.
“What’s that?” asked Doofenshmirtz, squinting at the logo.
“Looks like some sort of asterisk” said Exodus. “What’s the fine print say?”
WTF-AKUMA-HAX had a pair of binoculars. "It reads, ‘Not a real nigga’ "
The sobbing broke through the snickers of the crowd, everyone looked around to see what that was.
“I killed him… he died by my hands… how can I live with myself” Cried NickRocks.
“Hey man, don’t sweat it” said Ben Perkins, “He asked for it”
“No, I’m sorry Cee Dizzy… I’m not a real nigga either.”
And NickRocks pulled out a gun, put it to his own head, and pulled the trigger, splattering his brains all over the sentinal power button. Everyone looked on in stunned silence. Without missing person there to talk every bodies ears off, nobody had much to say, so they all returned home to face the night time like real niggas.
Alive:
Vynce
Oerba
Neesa
Ben Perkins
DaRabidDuckie
Exodus.
Redbeard
Doofenshmirtz
RadicalFuzz
NinetiesArcade
Noodlehead
The Co-Jones
SSRagna
highlulu
WTF-AKUMA-HAX
FlyingWonkey
Dead:
great cow lord (lynch, MARVEL)
orochizoolander (GR kill, MARVEL)
Bious (capcom kill, MARVEL)
PatakaReada (lynch, MARVEL)
Icege (inactive, MARVEL)
eivellordsm2 (inactive, MARVEL)
The Martian (post editing, MARVEL)
sikwidit (forfeit, MARVEL)
Zero (no vote twice, CAPCOM)
Pimp Willy (capcom kill, MARVEL)
Hecatom (TM kill, MARVEL)
kaz (capcom kill, MARVEL)
Fudd (lynch, CAPCOM)
AlphaCommando(Call To Arms, MARVEL)
KillaFox(Call To Arms, MARVEL)
Manx (Call To Arms, MARVEL)
SoVi3t (lynch, CAPCOM)
Missing Person (post editing, MARVEL)
BullDancer (Capcom Kill, MARVEL)
Cee Dizzy (Lynch, MARVEL*)
NickRocks (Inactive, MARVEL*)
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voting results
Cee Dizzy - Vynce, DaRabidDuckie, Exodus., Redbeard, RadicalFuzz, NinetiesArcade, Noodlehead, highlulu
NickRocks - Oerba, The Co-Jones, SSRagna
**The Co-Jones **- Cee Dizzy, WTF-AKUMA-HAX
No Vote - Ben Perkins, Doofenshmirtz, NickRocks, FlyingWonkey
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It is now night phase. It will conclude in 18 hours, at 8:00 AM est. Of course, I won’t be up at that time (since I’m PST), so the write up will come probably about 1:00 EST, but all actions must be sent in by then. (If they come in sooner, we’ll move on sooner!)
Spoiler
*not a real nigga
