SRK Mafia VI: Zombie Apocalypse - Game Over! (Directed by M. Night Shyamalan)

Just got caught up on the thread.

I don’t see how anyone could have missed that Sovi3t was the vigilante. If I was mafia, I would have sniped his obvious ass the second time his prediction came true. Even if you missed that. He kept saying “I AM CONFIRMED. I AM SAFE.” As mafia, you didn’t need anything else.

Also, never change your night kill vote that early in a game. You could have taken out Warlock in night 2 and won the game.

The three-way civilian collusion at the end was pretty fun to see. At least, it was fun to see if you knew that it was all a ploy to flush out the initiate and the mafia leader. I want to see more smart and fun plays like that from civilians in future mafia games.

Most of the rest of you were pretty horrible at the game. Bad enough that I had to temporarily forget the many mafia game strats and patterns I’ve learned over the years and just dumb myself down to the most basic level of play to half-understand what was going on. What the fuck were you doing, Bulldancer? DaRabidDuckie? Ben Perkins? Doofenshmirtz? Dramatix?

Granted, some of you are brand new or still kind of new, but if I rolled up on you, seduced your girl right in front of you, and pulled a taxi for us to go to my place, would you stand there and take it? Learn to stand up and fucking defend yourselves, dummies (BP, Doof). My forehead hurts from all the facepalming I was doing reading some of that dumb shit. Don’t fucking offer yourself as a free lynch from day 1, numbnuts (Bull). Charts help, but they’re not the end-all, be-all. Don’t use it as your sole basis of deduction (DRD). I thought you were the Sheriff because you used the phrase “my investigations” in one post. Because you were brand new, I thought you pulled a Dramatix and said shit you weren’t supposed to. This was before you started posting color-coded Excel graphs and shit. Once you started doing that, I was like “yeah, he’s no fucking Sheriff.” There’s only one person I know that plays using math/statistics that is terrifyingly good. You need many more mafia games under your belt to build up your accuracy.

I knew Kaz was probably mafia when I died night 1. Mafia could have easily won if they were more aggressive. Cyntalan basically just gave the game away at the end.

May post more later, we’ll see.

Go easy on us noobs man.

That’s the reason I took you out Night 1. Nobody wants an old grouch around here ruining the fun for everybody else :mad:

It was reverse psychology like everyone said it was… I didn’t want to die this time due to the theme:rofl:…

Overall, I don’t think I played very well :(… I’m pretty sure I made it to the end because the Mafia didn’t see me as any sort of a threat I guess, damn. Ah well, it was my first game hopefully I’ll play a little bit better next time. I want to look over this game, knowing the end game to see what some of you guys are talking about clue-wise and such. Maybe go back and look at the older ones too.

MVP? Bious maybe? Getting that Doof investigation really changed the game. Or BJ for simply surviving as the carpenter? You got me mad at myself after leading that Shinkuu lynchwagon, that I hopped on day 3 :mad: . Sovi3t deserves some recognition obviously for getting 2 Mafia himself…

GGs you three and GG civs.

Hey DRD never PM’d his last tirade… I wonder if he was right?

oh… :smiley:

Yo’ ass is gonna wish you didn’t say that :mad:

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Yeah, I had Redbeard fully pegged for redneck for days. Didn’t even come across to me that Sovi3t was.

At the end, I kinda knew I didn’t have much of a chance, though, as if I counterclaimed carpenter, I would have simply been lynched the following day when BJ inevitably was strangled by the redneck that night instead. But alas, I thought Redbeard was the redneck, and figured it’d be best to downplay myself, especially considering that it seemed like I was low on everyone’s hit list, take care of the safe kill of the sheriff, and let the redneck kill the carpenter, or, if he targetted someone else, let the mob lynch him when his ass looked crazy after he lived throughout the night. Prolly should have given a more vague counterclaim and help continue the veil, though. Still think it woulda only gotten me through to the day phase, however.

Mission accomplished. :smiley:

Yeah you were pretty screwed unfortunately at this point. I’m sure Sovi3t knew what I was up to (he dropped some hints) so the obvious two for leader were either you or Jesus (if he was lying). You not countering his claim validated him and pegged you as the leader immediately. If you had countered him, we would have found out the truth once Jesus was axed and you’d be lynched the next morning. Check and mate. :tup:

Then you don’t understand the game and you should probably refrain from future participation. Also, of the 8 people the leader says we killed, three were cult members, so only five civs died by our hand. You can’t get mafia with every lynch and each lynch gives us information to go on.

Well, all said, GG, glad I ended up on the losing side of that mafia coin toss.

BJ had me completely convinced though he was cult, and BS’ing the Carpenter claim. Well played, nice hand.

I’ll sign up next time as well. This was quite interesting, glad Soviet and SWB convinced me to join.

Hopefully it’s not a year until the next one.

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ok so first of all, if SWBeta ever survives the first night, we can assume he is Mafia.

Now as for my kills:

  1. Sikwidit - I killed you for a number of reasons:
    a) Because I needed to keep the heat off me, and it worked. Everybody, including the mafia, spent like 90% of the game thinking psycho was a noob.
    b) I assumed I would die on night 1, and wanted to use the first role I have have been given before I died.
    c) PIMP WILLY GAVE ME POWER, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT???

  2. Kaz - your ass was supposed to die on night 2, but the general consensus was that psycho was too crazy, and I figured if I let you live another night and yap some more, you’ve give out more civ/mafia names, which you did :slight_smile: Also, letting you live another night helped people think Redneck was a rookie who was just following orders. Also it would look terrible if I call a lynch against you, then when it fails you get psycho’d. Anywho, I called you out, as I always do, because you’re so animated when I do. Doesn’t matter if I think you are mafia or not (both times I actually recall actively pursuing you, you’ve been mafia), you carry it on well, and other people get involved. You’re a great way to assess who is and isn’t mafia, at a later time. The wrong people backed you up, and the right people jumped on board. And it didn’t help your cause that once I called you out, you ‘knew who I was’. I figured for sure I was dying after you said that, btw. I basically played along and agreed with you a lot, in the hopes it would keep me alive.

  3. Cyntalan - you voted with the core group against dramatix day one, then voted for OZ right after he posted an epic post that literally made me realize he was civ (yes I still killed him later). Then you went back to voting with the group. That raised my eyebrow. When confronted with this, you produced an obiously pre-thought out list of reasons why you voted the way you did. I ain’t gonna lie, I debated killing Redbeard for like the briefest of moments. But he was too obviously a roleless civ. Your lack of assistance towards the civs at the end sealed the deal.

  4. OZ - I killed you simply to get the lynch discussions back on track. I 100% knew which of 3 people was mafia leader, I just had to narrow it down. People wanting to vote to lynch you did not help. I 100% knew you were cit the entire game though.

Black Jesus - if you didn’t speak up, I was going to kill you last night. Hence why I was pretty much caps lock on every post asking anybody else to stand up and stating how immune I was (or hinting that only thing that could kill me was Mafia since I was going to reveal the moment I started popping up on lynch votes), then you came out and stated why you did what you did. You had my trust for like 90% of the game, until the last 3 people I suspected were you, Cynt, and Bulldancer. Then you started acting like Mafia way too much, and I knew you were too much a vet to let something like that go. I killed OZ over you because I figured if you were civ, you were way too valuable.

Doof - I was killing you if it wasn’t for Bious calling you out and us just lynching you to be safe. I called you out a lot early on.

DRD - you confused me all game, I was fairly sure you were mafia at one point. It was a toss up between you and kaz for who I should call out to get the ball rolling. Kaz won by coin toss (same way I voted to kill Dramatix). I coin toss’d a lot of decisions this game :smiley:

Bulldancer - I wanted to lynch and kill you exclusively because you wanted to die, and because it was a great way to make Kaz spill his guts. Never thought you were mafia ever though.

can’t think of anything else I wanted to address right now, so…

Next mafia game SHUT THE FUCK UP WHEN YOU ARE DEAD. Mafia, learn to vote better, voting patterns wiped out like 3 of you, an argument can be made for 4. And make DAMN sure that anybody joining next game is made to understand that inactivity = death. Dramatix certainly learned this the hard way, and a day one mafia kill was a HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE game changer.

We no longer post the mafia PM’s???

@Kaz it’s gonna suck if you run the next Mafia, as I truly do enjoy your playstyle in these games. Can’t wait to finally be on your side :stuck_out_tongue: Will be nice to play with PW though.

This game was a blast!!!

edit: woo hoo I missed editting
edit: Also regardless of shit, I was going to step forward to role claim redneck this morning. Me winning the game just made it happen earlier than I had planned

I felt overall I did as well as I could considering this was a) my second game ever, and b) first time mafia, forget role. I got to live damn near to the end last game too. I have learned quite a bit, though, but fuck, mafia side is a bitch. :wasted:

Yo soviet were you going to own me if I didn’t get lynched? I had to sacrifice myself regardless if I was voted or not, because dying to the racist redneck would be the worst possible way to go.

But holy shit, I still laugh at the story. Dudes were 30 yards away and I’m all like “save yourselves!”

You know, after all this is said and done, I just have one question.

For Exodus. How was Oerba?

lol yeah I was pretty sure you were mafia. But I wasn’t going to waste a kill on you. I picked sikwidit cuz he didn’t have an avatar for first night, 2nd night I was going to kill Kaz but played it safe instead, then third night I killed Kaz, then after that I kinda ran out of targets lol. I was going to let it slide for a little, but once OZ shit started to get hectic, I decided to take him out to get people to stop following the mafia pullstrings. I debated doing this with Bulldancer on night 2 as well, but found that BD was getting a lot of mafia heat, so I decided to let him live.

My first game I was Mafia and had a sick role, then we had to reroll when all the TZ fags rolled in. I really wanna be mafia one of these games, I think I’d make for an interesting mafia player. If we ever get a game where it’s like BJ, SWB, myself, Kaz, and another pro on Mafia, the citizens have zero fucking chance.

@Cyntalan I’ve had better.

…that’s a fucked up smilie

P.Willy for MVP!

Yo Willy, you going do the grade break down? Curious to see how you rated people. I agree with Bious being MVP only because Soviet had that out of no where random night 1 strangle on sik lol.

Yo wtf is that smiley, I have never seen shit like that before lol.

Yo people get avatars next game or you will be killed off. :rolleyes:

I’d say Sovi3t got it 'cause the sik kill was intentional and worked. None of the mafia figured him for the redneck.

You did cause damage. I defended your Mafia ass and put myself in a garbage position, and died for it.

To reiterate:

Option A) Benji says “guys for chrissakes I was sticking up for a fellow noob”. Group says “Lol ok” and lynches me.
Option 2) Benji says “guys don’t kill me, I’m important.” Mafia calls my bluff and I die that very night. (that’s assuming i convince the group to save)
Option Green) Try to pin it on someone else, for all the good it’d do me. Still most likely eat shit.

^ this is what was on my mind after the 1st day.

Long story short Dramatix is a slut >:(

I am not going to lie I completely understand his reasoning. It does not change the fact that being killed the first night sux dirty asshole