Kill DaRabidDuckie, you can’t tell me that I suggest 2 out of 3 people to be lynched that were mafia and expect to call me mafia at this point…
The evidence is very much against yall as far as making a case for me to be strangled…
Okay, check time.
I investigated Soviet the first night and he came up town.
Next I looked at Cyntalin and he was town as well.
Obliviously everyone knows who I went for last night.
Now that doesn’t really clear anyone seeing as how only the leader is left.
But I would really like to know why Black Jesus voted for me when he said Doof.
RabidDuckie, Redbeard, Black Jesus, Orochizoolander, Oerba, and .Exodus are the only possible true mafia members…
The only people I truly suspect are .Exodus(I’ve wanted him dead for a while, but swear that Kaz tried to put suspicion on him), RabidDuckie, and Redbeard(I feel like this may be too easy, but something sounded insincere about a citizen victory in lynching mafia, but he hasn’t said too much… that’s more suspicious than anything)…
The people I would want dead on this list are Redbeard, and RabidDuckie…
Maybe or maybe not in that order…
LimeGreen could be cult sympathizer, but it’s best to deal with strictly mafia…
I got my suspicions, but for tonight either BJ or Zoolander should be killed.
Black Jesus is either the initiate trying to stall or the leader and has given up.
Zoolander has been acting strangely all game.
Sheriff needs to find the sympathizer, don’t bother investigating who you think is leader obviously it won’t work, but now that forger is dead sympathizer can’t trick you.
Kaz said he would have bulldancer investigated and then tried to convince us to vote shinkuu hmmm. By the way I was the first person to suspect kaz and was all over him like white on rice since day 1 whether the rest of you agreed with me or not. If BD is mafia leader like sovi3t thinks than kaz getting him investigated would protect both of them from suspicion.
BJ deserves to be considered suspicious on the sole basis of initiating the lynch wagon on shinkuu. Sovi3t has been the only one I’ve sort of trusted so far throughout this game and it was odd how MP was lynched over BJ so quickly, although MP suspected me and shinkuu in his last gasp so he was way off the mark.
Bious called out kaz on his logical inconsistencies and he seems like the next likeliest civ
Redneck has a 22% (2/9) chance of hitting mafia since he himself knows he is civ…is that good enough for him to trust his own instincts and his his power more liberally now?
Well you were wrong so stand by your words and be accountable. I was willing to sacrifice myself if kaz wasn’t mafia which I said multiple times throughout the game that alone should put me above all suspicion unless you think kaz and I planned it to make me look innocent, which would be kind of a dumb mafia play anyways since sacrificing one mafia to protect another is a last resort move.
Doof told DRD to tell the thread what information he had, like a typical mafia setup to give DRD’s info credibility as civ.
Ladies and gents you have proof of mafia.** LYNCH DRD!** If I’m wrong I offer myself up to be killed next like I did when I suspected kaz but I’m pretty sure shinkuu was on the money about him. All you sheep civs continue to listen to DRD.
Before anyone votes for me or redneck kills me read my fucking posts you dipshits! I love this game to death but some of you have been pissing me off the way you just nonchalantly ignore me while being easily swayed by DRD and his charts which don’t really help.
Read my fucking posts before you lynch or kill me at least damn. Once agai nI really apologize for not voting last night!
Also I think I know who redneck is, and I won’'t bother talking to him directly since I don’t want mafia finding him out but if you are who I think you are then I feel you can help nail the last mafia whether I live or die:tup:
You fucking idiot I never ever said not to vote for doof, I only said that no one should vote for anyone else until they have gone through this thread with a fine toothed comb. And that was before I saw doof out himself which I’m so fucking happy he did.
Stop being a lazy bitch relying on the inf of others be skeptical and use your own detective skills for once, then come back to my posts especially about DRD up above and I’m sure you and the other civs will see I make sense and am right.
Let’s go down this list.
Obviously I’m civ.
Redneck is civ.
I would ask lovers to role claim but, and I hate to say this, we need a buffer to protect the carpenter.
The worst case for Soviet and Cyntalin the Fuuka lover are that one is the leader and the other initiate, but I think that is unlikely.
Rest of y’all I’m suspicious, but like I said, BJ changed his vote to me when he called Doof.
I would like one of the lovers to come forward, so we at least can draw out mafia stupidity or at least narrow down are options. If one of the lover are people who’ve come up on me, Bious, and DRD’s lists, I’d love to know.
DRD, Bious is oh so obviously Sherrif.
OZ on his hands and knees pleading for his life gives me a boner lol. It’s just a matter of a few nights until lynching or redneck wins us the game.
DAMMIT really? You’re the 1st person to put a period and you put it before… fuck you… lol
He did? If so its because I was the first person to call him on that shitty list that was at least 4 out of 5 civilians, I forget the 5th person. That was btw my only positive contribution to the civilian cause, but I don’t think anybody listened or I didn’t push it enough.
It should be also be noted that the two people BJ brought charges up against, MP and Shinkuu, died civilians. MP killed by mafia (could be a smoke screen to try and cover BJ), and Shinkuu got lynched by us (I also appologize for so quickly jumping on this bandwagon, I’m still new at this fuck you guys. And the charges about me, BJ and BD posting within 3 minutes: I’m still on winter break and have tapatalk so I pretty much didn’t do anything but hang out at my parent’s house and camp this thread till yesterday afternoon lol) I’ll admit I’m bad, but dammit I’m trying haha.
Also LimeGreen is safe as well.
So between me, him, and the redneck that’s 3 people he doesn’t have to worry about.
So you knew we were lynching Doof yet missed when he outed himself AND ignored my post outing him. Yeah right.
A couple of reasons, but the main one being to show that DRD’s spreadsheet analysis is garbage. You’re the only truly confirmed civ. The only way you could have known that doof was definitely the forger is if you had in fact investigated him. For some reason, he refuses to accept this. I voted to lynch you and got credit for a “civ” action by doing so. If you weren’t the UC, someone would have stepped forward since the UC is essentially useless with just the Mafia Leader left.
Please show me where I said to not lynch doof. If you vote for me you’re being played once again by mafia. I presented the sound evidence against DRD, even if you suspect me it’s undeniable that DRD is more suspicious than anyone else.
I’m sure the redneck has already made his decision. Just waiting to see what happens next. 
Sounds like you could be the redneck 
If they role claim it should be in the day phase at least.
Then we just start offing everyone that isn’t me, Lime, or the lovers.
Depending on how the night goes we should have the leader by the next night phase.
Well redneck probably killing me tonight. Fuck. Oh well civs will probably win even if I die but that doesn’t get redneck off the hook for being a dumbass.
For the love of science quit crying and wait 10 minutes to see if you die.
I’m pretty excited to see what happens tonight. If redneck his a Mafia, goddamn that’d be awesome, if Mafia hits a role-less, even better. I’m really up in the air about the Mafia left. There are a couple people who have been acting sorta weird.
He sat alone in his room. All his friends were dead; he stood alone against the rest of the survivors.
“I started this. I need to see it through to the end. The time for subtlety has passed. Those people must die.”
He took his blowgun and ran a pipe cleaner through it. Lined up on the table was 3 poison tipped darts.
“I need to find the carpenter, if he dies the Risen will overrun us all.”
He slipped the darts into his pocket, and moved out into the mall in search of his target.
The Psychotic Redneck was also on the move.
“He can’t hide from me. This Cult Leader is dead” said the Psychotic Redneck. He moved through the mall, looking for his target.
In the food court, it was all but empty. Oerba sat reading his now well worn copy of the Walking Dead.
“You know, you really don’t want to stand out too much. If you stay in the background, you’re fine; come out as a strong leader, and you’re dead.” said Oerba.
The Cult Leader moved to the edge of the food court, eyes focused on Oerba. He brought the blowdart up to his lips.
The Psychotic Redneck moved as well, his target in his line of sight. The target was lifting something to his lips; what was he doing? He cocked his shotgun, and lifted it to put the line of sights onto the shadowy figure.
“Damn, really? The baby?” Said Oerba.
The blowdart hit him in the neck, and he slumped over the comic unconscious.
At the same time, the Psychotic Redneck pulled the trigger. The shot hit his target square in the back. He rushed over to his kill.
“Got you, you son of a bitch” said the Psychotic Redneck.
Orochizoolander lay dead on the ground, a beer bottle shattered near him. The Psychotic Redneck checked his body; no tattoos, markings, nothing. Just a normal corpse.
The** Cult Leader** smiled. Oerba lay dead, zombies feasting on his body in the food court. He started to leave before anybody saw him. Just as he left, he was startled by a high pitched scream. He turned around, hidden from view, to watch.
“My honey! What have they done to you?” screamed the Teen Lover, finding his boyfriend dead in the food court. “Those bastards!” he said, falling into a heap.
The Cult Leader took in the scene, and smiled. He looked on at the Teen Lovers, smiling, and said “Let’s see if we can give you a Romeo and Juliet ending.”
It is now Day 5. All votes must be in by sunday at 9 am PST.
Orochizoolander and Oerba can PM me their last gasps.
(Sorry for the lack of creativity, it’s family night here and everyone is visiting)