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yawn you ain’t gon’ do shit.
Got hotel internet here, gunna vote while I can. Doof has essentially outed himself, so he’s getting my vote. As for my inconsistent voting pattern…Check out the previous mafia game, I sucked at voting in that game too. I’m getting better though, I suspected Kaz for a long time:)
Wow. Quiet night. o_o
By now, the deaths at night didn’t phase anybody. Instead of fear, everyone was excited at the death of Kaz.
“We got another one” said Exodus. “That only leaves one left, right?”
“Unless somebody else joined their cause in the meantime” said Oerba. “I don’t trust anybody these days.”
“Well, I’m glad we at least got another one” said Doofensmirtz.
“You. I caught you red handed” said Bious, staring at Doofensmirtz.
“What are you talking about?” said LimeGreenPatato. Doofensmirtz looked unphased.
“I saw him last night. Doofensmirtz was covering Kaz’s tracks while he was out making his kill. Trying to make it look like he had an alibi. He’s cult, guaranteed.” Bious was sure of himself.
“Now wait just a second, how could you know that?” said Sovi3t.
“It’s true.” Said Doofensmirtz. “But so what? I’m not acting alone here. You found me, big deal. I can’t hurt you anymore, right? Let me live. This game of cat and mouse… amuses me. Doesn’t it amuse you as well?”
“Fuck that, lets toss him to the Zombies” said Redbeard.
“No way, that’s what he wants, the sick fuck. Let’s string him up like an old school lynching” said Bulldancer.
“Wait, I don’t believe him” said DaRabidDuckie. “This is some sort of sick mind games to throw us off the trail. No way a cult member would give up so easily.”
“Again, we’re back to this belief that the members of a Death Cult are somehow Intellegent?” said Black Jesus.
Cyntalan appeared with a rope. “Let’s get this done, before he tries anything funny”
Doofensmirtz didn’t put up a fight, even as the noose was tightened around his neck.
“Any last words?” asked Orochizoolander.
“Yeah, just this…” started Doofensmirtz.
Redbeard yanked the rope, squeezing his throat and cutting off his voice. Doofensmirtz sat 6 inches from the ground, hovering, his extremities starting to turn purple. Redbeard tied the rope off, leaving Doofensmirtz hanging there.
With his last act, Doofensmirtz managed what looked like a smile, and ripped his shirt from his chest. Duct Taped underneath was a syringe of dark black zombie blood. He reached for the syringe, and plunged it into himself, injecting the virus into his body. And then he was still.
A few minutes later, he had Risen, brought back to undeath by the virus contained within that blood.
“Fuck it, leave him hanging there as a reminder to the other cult members not to fuck with us” said Bious.
Voting Results
Spoiler
Doofensmirtz - Cyntalan, Exodus, Oerba, Sovi3t, DaRabidDuckie, Bulldancer, Redbeard, Bious, LimeGreenPatato
Orochizoolander - Doofensmirtz
Bious - Black Jesus
No Vote - Orochizoolander
Orochizoolander did not put in a lynch this round. One more round without a lynch will mark his as Inactive, and he will be removed from the game and banned from all future Mafia Games.
It is now night 4. Please PM me your night actions by 9PM tonight.
I got some thermal paste into my CPU socket so I’ve been stressing about that since like 10pm yesterday :mad:. If that shit fucks up my 1st build I’m going to cry.
Weren’t votes due at 9am PST today? I’m excited to see the results of today’s Lynch
…speak of the devil. Good job Bious
I once had the CPU aligned wrong, and then locked the cpu lock in. Bent most of those pins to hell, but luckily none broke. Felt terrible. But with some tweezers, a straight piece of plastic, and a lot of patience, I was able to fix it up and get it working. So good luck man.
Really son? So now we have Leader and Sympathizer to get? Nice, 9 on 2 lets go.
I like how Doof voted for OZ too, wonder what that’s about.
I’m looking at OZ or BJ for next up on the block. Redneck take your pick.
Doof was the forger, so voting for OZ could be a misdirect at this point.
I’m plugging in the data into the spreadsheet at the moment. Results when I have them.
Lookin at me? How about you look at my diiiiiick.
I’ve updated my spreadsheet. I’ll post it later once I’ve had the chance to comb through it for new patterns.
I’m also interested in seeing Bious’ investigation list.
I’ll post it in a bit, but I’ll say right now it’s pretty worthless.
Also really Black Jesus?
I’m probably going to be headed out for a while (hanging out with the GF), so here are my assumptions:
Okay, here’s the new spreadsheet. Yes, I changed the color coding. Since today’s vote created a lot of 2-2 scenarios, I had to create a new category: votes to lynch suspected mafia
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Red: Mafia deaths, Anti-mafia activity
Blue: Civilian deaths, Anti-civilian activity (Lynched citizen column only)
Green: Suspected Civilian, Activity against people I suspected are mafia
Yellow: Suspected mafia, anti-civilian activity
Errors:
– At this point Oerba is suspected mafia, not a civ.
People with matching voting records:
– Oerba
– Bulldancer
– Bious
People who did not vote for Doof, who confirmed he was mafia (in what I assume was an effort on Doof’s part to protect the leader).
– Black Jesus
100% Civilian, regardless of T/F status of suspects:
– Exodus
– LimeGreenPatato
3:1 Mafia/Civ lynch vote ratio, assuming one or more of my current suspect list is correct:
– Cyntalan
– Exodus
– Sovi3t
– DaRabidDuckie
– Redbeard
– LimeGreenPatato
Revised suspect list, in order of suspicion:
– Bulldancer
– Orochizoolander
– Bious
– Black Jesus
– Oerba
In short, I do not believe Bious to be the sheriff. I’m not the sheriff, but Bious’ voting records show a sign of merely going with the popular vote, instead of someone who would otherwise be a well-informed voter.
However, the redneck should still target BD and OZ, as I still believe one of them to be Mafia. For the sake of solidarity, I say Bulldancer.
That said, I still see a benefit in the redneck killing Orochizoolander. Finding out his role would confirm the civilian statuses of three people (being Redbeard, Cyntalan, and myself), but killing Bulldancer would only clear up suspicions about Sovi3t.
Both of these men are on my initial list of four suspects (which currently is at 1 mafia, 1 civilian), so either is fine.
Sorry I didn’t vote guys, I’ve been sick as fuck and passed out after taking nyquil last night, which I know is not an excuse but it’s the truth. I’m going through the last few pages right now and going to post some shit. I really don’t want to get lynched! But hey if I do at least the idiots who vote for me that get swayed by remaining mafia will have killed a regular civ.
But like I said before you can’t lynch a civ and then go “oops well my bad guys” no shit in life doesn’t work that way, you own up to your fuckups like a man. DRD is being a bitchmade pussy. I admit I made some mistakes in this game that make me look like mafia I’m not going to deny that sorry guys but I really do want to help the civs win.
If redneck kills me you and DRD are officially terrible at this game. Redneck got trigger happy putting us at a disadvantage earlier and DRD isn’t offering himself up to be lynched even though he fucked up just as bad if not worse than any other civ.
Holla at me!
Argument invalid, Doof basically gave himself away and you had a chance to vote for him earlier when you were telling us not to vote for him.