SRK MAFIA IX -- South Park: The Return of Darth Chef -- Sign-up Thread

Resist the urge to pun.

I have an old person phone that doesn’t have internet so I’m always on SRK via computer. The registers at the pizza place aren’t connected to the internet, there are no computers aside from the manager’s, and it doesn’t have wi-fi. This is all assuming I’m lounging around and not actually driving/waiting/cooking/washing dishes etc…

Seems like an easy thing to lie about. Lynch him up

Also, ya’ll with the subtle role claims are suspect as hell

Ah, I see some new people have signed up this time around. Good luck, everyone. That last game was some bullshit. :tup:

I’m not even going to be subtle about it.

I’m Terrance AND Phillip.

So are we all gonna create one of those custom South Park avatars and use them for the duration of the game?

On a side note, it sucks when you go on holidays and you have to pay for wi-fi. It sucks less when you find an unsecured wireless network called ‘(resort name) Private’ with all the free interwebs you could want. Finally got around to downloading New Leaf. huehuehue

? This nigga claimed two roles in one post :rofl: , I can’t believe dis shit…

This. This right here. This man’s words right here. This man’s words right here are the right words.

I’m the Undercover. I need help, nurse please protect me at night…

Don’t worry he will

If you guys think I’m Fuzzy because I made an account a month ago and I haven’t posted often, that’s preposterous. The only reason I don’t post much is because I’m really not into fighting games all that much. I joined because Fuzzy told me about how much fun playing mafia was with you guys and I wanted to give it a shot too. c: There will be no cheating involved; I just wanna learn how to play mafia with experienced people.

@ForgeDigger
Valaris already proved your legitimacy.

Sovi3t joke.

I guess you did level up.

Were you the guy he was trying to reserve a spot for in the last game we played?

Say breh… are you the UC?

I’m pretty sure you are… if you are… I’m not sure how that helps us.

If you’re not…

…I’m… I’m not sure how that helps us.

…you’re definitely UC though.

That was a different guy, a Phoenix Wright fanatic. He would’ve had to make an account here too, he’s not a big fighting game dude either.

Now my master plan has been revealed: I shall recruit the whole of Houston to make an account on SRK and play Mafia without an interest in fighting games! Devious, isn’t it?

(Duckie edit: I am RF’s daddy. Get on my level.)

What I’m getting out of this is that you’re going to wait for him to die, have one role confirmed, and then claim both the next day?

Oh, and I can also check IP addresses if it ever comes up. I also cannot hide if I edit a post, as shown below and in RadicalFuzz’s post above me.

Damn filled up already? I’d play…

http://www.freewebs.com/thedemon33/Iorisouthpark.jpg

I still can’t bring myself to change my av.