Trust me you don’t want to know.
I never do the writeup before end phase cause I still remember South Park.
Actually, I did the write-up for tonight. Rei is cooking up some wacky shit though so I’ll get Rei to do one later.
Rei knows da wei.
Alpha when you put the night kill in for me did you request anything? Need to know how mortified I’ll be.
Nah, 90’s Kid was the worst.
In more than one way.
Hey, at least you finished the game.
I had Syn put this in:
Barely, and not without wanting to drink myself into oblivion, and not without threats of physical violence from Icege.
But I did finish South Park as well.
Dat Aussie hospitality.
Synonym on track to pull a “I owe you a writeup.”
Everyone had gone to turn in for the night when Pertho rushing into GD, waving a flyer and shouting that the forums had been saved. The group gathered around him like he was a prophet proclaiming the word of God. Well, almost everyone gathered. One person was seething with rage at the group.
“me who buying a shirt hold all your thoughts cuz I’ll make a good post. Repeating that same shit again with no new information~ is not even a roast.” Hax jumped up and began yelling at the crowd. He needed them to see the truth, that only through the bosom of Neesa would the forums be saved.
“Nee-Nee…Nee-wuhhh oh hi”
“Hax, shut your goddamn mouth. Pertho is trying to talk about the forums.” DevilJin stated with his usual tact.
“You Bitch Ass Ninjas = Y B A N Bans happen. What happens next is up to you.” Hax continued to preach, getting up on his soapbox he began what he thought was an eloquent and well thought-out monologue about the pro’s of Neesa’s breasts and the cons of Matriach. Unfortunately, DevilJin happened to be quite fond of Matriach and drew his sword.
“Sir, you hath insulted the precious maiden Matriach’s honour. I shall suffer no further besmirchment of her name. I demand satisfaction” DevilJin, the white knight drew an enormous claymore from somewhere. This prompted chadouken to comment on overcompensation and TGG got a nervous expression on his face, remembering all too well what happened the last time he’d been banned by that sword.
“Ninja you talking some wack ass shit. Didn’t yo mama eve-“ was as far as HAX got before his head was separated from his shoulders. As it flew towards a conveniently placed sewer drain, the last words uttered by HAX were “the Meek Mills shalt inherit the Drake bois”.
The crowd cheered as DevilJin scored a hole-in-one with his front slice. However, one man wasn’t cheering. Old man Logan raised himself from the log he’d been resting on and made his way towards the sewer hole. Looking down, his sunglass-covered eyes let out a single tear at the death of his companion HAX. Turning to address the crowd with his infinite wisdom, Vynce took a brief moment to reflect on all that he’d achieved over the years. How the others had grown to depend on his wisdom and guidance in times of trouble. It brought a smile to his face as he adjusted his sunglasses. B)
However, as he was about to open his mouth to calm the hoard, Affinity charged him with a shoulder tackle. Collapsing to the ground, Vynce felt his sunglasses slip from his face. Scrambling frantically to grab them, he finally found purchase on them, only for Po Pimpus’s pimp staff to come crashing down on them, shattering the lenses. Crying in dismay, Vynce rolled to his knees, trying to suppress the burning rage welling up inside of him. Those sunglasses had been the only thing restraining his awesome power and now it was starting to slip out. Everyone looked away from the pure light radiating from Vynce. All but one person.
Ash Crimson is well known for having no sense of taste. However, what most people don’t know is that Ash is also missing one other vital sense; sight. While everyone else was temporarily blinded by Vynce’s majesty Ash raced forward and shoved him into the convenient sewer drain. Falling to his death, Vynce was content with a life well lived. ‘Well, if this is to be my end, I go knowing I will soon be reunited with my bytch in the Loser’s Lounge’.
The force of his body hitting the bottom of the sewer was enough to jolt the user configuration setting right. As the last gasp of air escaped Bious’s body, he saw the sight of Vynce, in angelic form, ascending to the heavens to wait to sub into the game. Bious cursed with all his remaining engery. Once again, Vynce had proven himself to be untouchable while Bious was left lying in shit.
Bious was killed by the Mafia. Bious was: Vynce (Roleless Civilian).
Blindknagg was killed by DevilJin. Blindknagg was: WTF-AKUMA-HAX (3rd Party Cultist).
It is now Day phase. All votes must be submitted via PM. Phase timer below.
Well at the very least, we know Hecatom isn’t dying tonight.
Checkmate.
What an excellent Night phase! HAX dead, and Bious as a bonus! Bless you, DevilJin.
Lynch: Raij1n
That doesn’t inherently clear you as civ though Alpha.
But I’m willing to see if you’re actually going to try to find mafia now.
jabs has been quiet though.
There’s also the attached Yomi that Bious died after he posted his confession thread.
Time to ponder the odds that Alpha would go for the low hanging fruit.
I’m going for Raij1n and Nupo today. Bious suspected BullDancer which means he’s definitely Civ.
Nigga idc about that, HAX is dead.