SRK Mafia Game XIX Thread: (GAME OVER: NOBODY WINS)

Maybe, just maybe, you’re wrong for once?

And C U L T is just a

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Alpha really doesn’t want to hunt Mafia.

I don’t even remotely get where Alpha is going.

I say we should just lynch him and save us future headaches :rofl:

Here’s the deal. Alpha is now on my scum lean list.

I understand trying to kill the 3rd party. But here’s the biggest deal, the faster that we kill scum, the easier it is to actually get rid of the third party while:

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[] The Third Party hasn’t converted enough people.
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] The Mafia isn’t close to parity, thus meaning when Third Party dies, mafia has a high to guaranteed chance of winning.
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If we catch Third Party early, I’m all for killing, but at the same time, we have to also time that so that he can’t complete his win trigger, which means we can wait several cycles. Trying to dangle the Third Party in our faces right now is anti-town, because sending us on a wild goose chase for a single player when there’s mafia to be found is pro-mafia.

If you can’t see BK LITERALLY advertising his role on his profile, I can’t trust any of your reads because they’d all be from Braille.

I’m not letting any motherfucker with a role called WTF-AKUMA-HAX win any fucking game.

@Bious I’m submitting tonight’s write-up for our writer contest. Goddamn.

Bye guys.

If I die Lynch Alpha or Bulldancer.

Everyone needs to be looking at Alpha, BK, jabs, and Nupo from herein.

JUST FUCKING REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED WITH LIMEGREENPENIS AND DO ME A SOLID THIS TIME, OK?!?!?!?!?!?!

OKAY NIGHT ACTIONS LOCKED.

YOU MOFOS KEPT CHANGING ACTIONS AND NOW MY BEAUTIFUL WRITE-UP IS USELESS I HATE ALL OF YOU.

WRITE-UP WILL BE SOON.

FUCK.

LOL SCRUB

Every role should be changing their action 1 minute before deadline exactly for that reason.

S R K IS NOT DYING

NIGHT ACTION: GET DRUNK

LYNCH VANILLA

ITS A CELEBRATION, BITCHES!

Also Syn, I’d like to request my write-up name to be BetaCom:mad:do.

who’s limegreenpenis

Holy shit post this front page news

Niggas just knew when I wrote that, that I endeavoured to make Reiraku outdo Alpha’s Turnabout Missing Person, and blinked.

That would’ve killed SRK immediately.