I just really dislike Assinity and Stocky and would have made that post even if their roles were civ aligned. I accept your thought process now though.
Unlynch JasonC
Lynch NupoChromine is the dirtiest read I got besides that. He’s come off as unviling to contribute to the civ cause and most of his posts looks like fluff. His opening posts are him letting us know that he’s got nothing to add and most of the rest is him buddying up to Pertho.
Like, at least tell us who you RNG’d.
Ra1jin, you around?
Yeah.
Zoo’s expert analysis toootally on point. Might as well call it a game.
He knows da wey
Phase has ended, write-up incoming.
Oh, like the actual posters Assinity and Stocky?
I don’t think anyone actually likes either of those two. But it’s the internet. What can you do?
The group had reconvened after a fruitless day spent scouring for clues.
“Jinkies” said Missing Person, “we’ve looked everywhere and there’s no sign of the trolls anywhere”.
“Yeah, all I found was this thread about you and a tranny MP” said Blindknagg.
Pertho, being the only responsible adult in the group began to take a headcount.
“Hold up, where the hell is orochizoolander? He was here when we started searching” Pertho asked the group.
Alpha, looking up from his Godonic/RadicalFuzz slash tumblr page chimed in with “Oi think ee went that’a way. Somethin ‘bout solving our problems by ‘imself”.
The group all began to call OZ all manner of horrible names, commenting on his tardiness, general lack of participation and horrible taste in indie games. They didn’t even bother forming a search and rescue party, assuming that OZ would stumble in around day 4 like nothing had ever happened.
**Meanwhile, in sub-Saharan Africa: **
Zoolander was exhausted. He’d been travelling non-stop since the sun rose, heading to the source of all of the forum’s problems. ‘Oz old boy, we’ve certainly gotten ourselves into quite the pickle’ Zoolander thought to himself. ‘I know I should have let the others know where I went, but my instincts told me this journey would be fraught with peril and I can’t stand the thought of one of the others being injured’.
Crossing a river, Zoolander’s sixth sense detected danger behind him. Whirling around, his pimp hand lashed out, stunning a toxic Pistol Shrimp that had tried to ambush him. Shaking the water from his boots, he began to cross a hunting trail. His instincts told him another predator was nearby, and wouldn’t you know it a sickly looking Icege lion was sunning itself not 20 feet away. Reading his pimp hand, Zoolander prepared himself to strike.
‘Heh, not today Lion. My instincts are as sharp as eve-‘ Zoolander’s internal monologue was cut short as a Lando Rover came flying out of the scrub nearby. Zoolander’s dying thoughts were for the team, and how grateful he was that he’d journeyed alone.
Screeching to a stop, the vehicle’s owner Groundskeeper Willy stepped out. “Ahh feck, not another bloody tourist. This is going to make me late for my dentist appointment.”
Through the blood pooling in his chest, Zoolander was able to make one last exclamation: “Aw shit! Now I can’t ask for pics of Neesa’s feet!”
orochizoolander was banned! orochizoolander was himself (Roleless Civilian).
Vote Tally:
Orochizoolander: Azure, Bious, BullDancer, chadouken!, Hecatom, Pertho, Raij1n, XthAtGAm3RGuYX
AlphaCommando: Cyntalan
BullDancer: orochizoolander
**DarkGeneral: ** NupoChromine, jasonC
**NupoChromine: ** Blindknagg, Missing Person
**RadicalFuzz (No Lynch): ** AlphaCommando
**No Lynch: ** DarkGeneral
**Did not vote: ** crucades
**Failure to vote in two consecutive phases will result in a DQ. **
** Meanwhile, in Uganda **
Systems admin Knuckles was fruitlessly trying to recover the SRK Lounge thread. click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click “where is de wae? I noe it’s here”.
The incessant clicking coming from the server room within the Ugandan royal palace drove a passing princess mad. “ARRRGGGHHH” with her hands firmly over her ears, the Ugandan Princess ran off the edge of the nearest tower.
It is now night phase. Night phase will end at the time below. Submit all night actions via PM.
As sad as I am to see Zoo go this early in the game it’s kinda poetic that the shortest guy lived the shortest life.
Yes.
Italicizing DG was a nice touch.
Cute
Ultra
Lovable
Thot
WTF-AKUMA-HAX: Cult of Personality - Choose one user each night to indoctrinate. If alive at the end of the game with everyone indoctrinated, you win no matter which side is the victor.
The only way you can say that’s toast is if you mean that it’s made entirely of breadcrumbs.
DevilJin, take the shot.
I didn’t say who I got through RNG because I didn’t want to start a mafia bandwagon on them (assuming they were cleared). And yeah, my posts so far have been fluff because I have mo idea how to contribute yet.
And I take back my roleless civ claim (Zoo made a good point up there).
That was the most conprehensive OZ post ever not including the 100 page write ups of 3 hour long Indie games.
But, considering he rambled about a Forger which the enemy do NOT have, beyond Assfinity always coming up as a morbidly obese otaku with a micro penis if Investigated, perhaps there is a slight silver lining to losing him?
Probably not.
But at least he wasn’t Preppy.
*comprehensive.
Thoughts on our Vigi taking a shot tonight?
I am always on the side of “yes”.
This is known.
But he IS limited to 3 shots this game.
Which SUCKS.
Genocider had no such limitations.
AND IT WAS GLORIOUS
RIP Zoo: Too short to dunk, too tall to avoid being seen.
:sad:
I have no clue what level of mafia you guys are on (I know you’ve all played a bunch of games), so what I’ve come up with could’ve been the mafia fucking around as a ploy or whatever, but
Raijin
Pertho
Azure
BullDancer
Xth
Are my top 5 mafia suspects right now. I’d assume 3p wouldn’t vote on the bandwagon to lengthen the game and I’d also think all 5 mafia wouldn’t be dumb enough to all vote the same target, but I don’t get the metagame so I’m going off of instinct.
And what’s this toast y’all speak of?
The spoiler alert role is nuts. Because it’s difficult to tell the difference between stray mafia votes and that person. But, the caveat is by lynching stray voters we might get someone’s role if that person had a suspect.
Bandwagoning onto a common person might be bad(except zoo bc inactivity kills). There should be some days where we have a common suspect and then we switch the votes to someone who is indicating that they are going to be a stray vote.
BD, who are you talking to lol
