Please do not use my name in a sentence concerning that virus laden wasteland of the web. Not even Mad Max could go through such a hellhole.
Ironically, I did send a booty pic to a rather attractive little German Vixen via MSN IM. She returned the favor by mooning me with her chest. :lovin: Foreign relations: I dig it.
-Starhammer-
I put acetone on my cell phone cover to get rid of the ugly now off-white paint on it and have a clear case.
When the reaction happened and I scraped off what I could, I looked down to find the entire Korean peninsula looking back at me.
Sent from a phone, using an app that I purchased from an App Store, that appends this signature above my signature to make me look superior in social status to everyone else.
I must have the entire Friday the 13th and Nightmare on Elm Street collections… this marathon on AMC just keeps reminding me of it. Not all of them were winners but it would be nice for the sake of completion. Some of those kill scenes are just forever entertaining, like when Jason swung a woman in a sleeping bag like you’d swing a baseball bat… he swung that bitch right into a tree 
400 years from now(if there’s still people around to see it), that shit will still be hilarious. There was that time he threw a guy face-first into a tree which left a bloody smiley face on it… this was right after he sliced the heads off 3 people in one swipe of a machete. There was the scene where Jason threw a bitch out of a window. I love all the overdone violin sounds that occur with just about every kill scene. I can’t get enough of those movies. I still haven’t seen Jason X though… it’s coming up next on AMC. Nothing about Jason X looked like it would be good/entertaining. It may also have been the result of my disappointment with part 9. That one was terrible, and I don’t even remember much about it other than it sucking ass.
Oh hell yeah Deena gets super-drunk on this next segment of this Jersey Shore episode… ooooh so nice. Yeah, I would definitely take advantage of a drunk Deena. Ohhh now she has this skin-tight red mini-dress on… and now booty-shorts. 
The girls of mtv’s Underemployed – delicious. I never even watch the show, but I keep noticing this in the commercials for it.
If you got spare bandwidth and an hour to kill, do yourself a favor and watch Cockneys vs Zombies.
I remember that plan got shut down faster than a computer after working hours on the weekend. Something about not being able to profit from the incident if I remember correctly. Selling evidence? Yeah, he may as well go ahead and sell the name of the person who came after dat ass in the shower first.
-Starhammer-
ah, on second thought, I should give part 9(Jason Goes to Hell) another chance I suppose… I remember also not liking the design of Jason in that one, but him literally going to Hell at the end (along with spoiler for a movie that was made in what, '92 or '93?!** the surprise appearance of Freddy reaching up to take the mask too) was unexpectedly cool and interesting.
Jason X is on now… eh, I don’t really want to watch this on regular “basic cable tv” though. Horror movies on non-premium channels; that is indeed a silly concept.
*aint that a bitch when a Chick-fil-A craving hits you… on Sunday? Dammit, man…
*oh yeah— LEXA DOIG. I forgot she was in there. THAT was definitely one thing about Jason X that caught my interest. Whoah this is better than I thought it would be… right out of the gate Jason already destroyed an entire room of people!
Million,
Licence to Kill has some cool kills and had Balrog, Shang Tsung, and Princess Kitana in it lol…
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Is that the one with Allan Snyder?
http://i.mediatakeout.com/photo/13507420290248fd9ca3.jpg
wouldn’t surprise me if most of you lived in Brooklyn.
Fun fact, that is a map of everywhere SNAAAAAKE’s mom has lived.
With 2.5 million people living in Brooklyn, I’m not surprised it looks like that.
Now if that were some smaller place with like 100k or less… I’d be like, WTF
In other news:
http://www.kimhorcher.com/about/
She’s hot. A bit too skinny for my taste… But she’s damn hot.
There’s also those situations of a high school couple or friends-with-benefits or whatever…where the guy became 18 and the girl is let’s say… 17, and suddenly he’s considered an “offender”. (*regardless of how obvious it is that the girl in question was very much consenting to receiving that dick on a daily basis…gotta love how the eyes of the law will always overlook that. I’m sure most of the girls in my old high school were being “raped” on a regular basis [but totally fine with it, in some instances actually being the one to initiate things but noooooooo she’s the “victim” right? She’s sooooo very, very victimized.], at least according to what the law says.)
Oh yeah— Helen Mirren… it again goes without saying that I would ravage that immediately. She’s one of the hottest old women that has ever existed.
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Ban on flaming hot Cheetos. LMFAO
I’ve never enjoyed Cheetos, in any way or shape.
They’re veggie sausages. 
I used to think it was a cinnamon roll, now I’m not hungry anymore.
Him and Blair were guest characters but he was in it.
veggie…sausage…?! does not compute bruv.
It’s something people like Mixah eat. Since they put so much cock in their mouths, they try to offset it with meatless sausage.
Vegetarians need to stop pretending their food is another kind of food. There is no such thing as a veggie sausage, it’s veggies in tube form and that is all. There is nothing sausage about it.
