“You can put that towel over yourself”
“No”
“Please, just cover yourself with that towel”
“No, this is what you want to see right? Look at it”
“Oh god, stop that!”
“Mmm yeah…I’m imagining YOU naked, Chris Hanson from msnbc’s Dateline…”
Anyway, if I ever got invited over to a minors house for some sexy naked fun time, I would make sure to stash a knife in my rectum just in case he shows up, and I can either take him hostage or at least make an example out of him and his pretty face before being gunned down by police.
It’s quite fascinating to realize that I’ve never met one guy who knows of Helen Mirren, and doesn’t find her attractive. The fact that even you, Edgar Allan Damned, find some muted allure about her is even more surprising…
Helen was hot when she was younger, but didn’t contain the Way of the Woman nod to TIS that she possesses now. It’s weird on many levels.
There’s something about older women. Like if I had to choose between Tina Fey and Allison Brie, it would give me a damn migraine since they are both equally bangable to me.
I know I probably said this before but WHAT is the fucking purpose of the blur when I aim with leon? there is no option to turn it off either. which retard came up with this idea? bet its the same guy came up with “wake up jabs” in shittyfighter4.
