I didn’t play a single one after the NES titles. I know, but I didn’t buy too many Game Boy carts, didn’t own a Super Nintendo in the heyday, and never owned a 64 or Gamecube or Wii.
But yeah, I see what you mean about the world…until you watch the Jadusable saga.
Only Zelda I’ve played is Link’s Awakening. Which due to that fact makes it the best one ever made.
Can’t play on a real GB anymore though cause battery died so it can’t save.
outside of his dealings with women, i don’t think bond (pre-craig) can be considered macho. his defining characteristic is being slick or suave, which in lots of ways is the antithesis of macho.
oh and i a got a 100% non-theist, 97% secular humanist.
Craig is far closer to the original Bond than any other movie version.
The character, Bond, is a bully-boy, through and through.
Blue ball comes slowly.
Same as I feel about any philosophical/metaphysical school of thought. Whatever isn’t grounded in evidence is useless for empirical purposes, but they are acceptable to whatever extent that they are capable of making the world better.
Bond, in his inception, was a rough guy. He ate good food and dressed well, but he was also cruel and violent. He was the blunt instrument of the British government when other solutions failed.
The slick, suave side didn’t really dominate his personality until the Roger Moore movies.
lol…macho. Where i shop and my daily habits disqualify me from being macho.
Seriously tho @the damned you ill be a new man after swimming in some of that ethiopian pussy. Those broads be having that custard puss. It will look like you fucked some cool whip after youre done. True story.
Id put it in my top 5 honestly. Also that might be your gayest av…ever. Yes, gayer than the one with the fag popping his ass and the pokemen combined.
Diary time.
From a 12-year-old, who just got two dogs, “And with dogs play. But they are take a piss and take a dump.”
I think I should be feeling proud…
Canadian Thanksgiving yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. I’m full of beer and stuffed with more meat than some ‘girl’ lured olf Craigslist by Azure. Lest those blue balls come prematurely.
of all the alternate idioms for defecation, he chose ‘take a dump’. That’s fucking high level material there, sir. I figure he’d still be hovering around “he made shit”.
I went to an ESL (English as a Second Language) school in my later years of high school, mostly for exotic pussy (I have a goal of nailing a broad from every country in the world, and I’m really really really coming along well with that) and cuz they had better programming classes (QBASIC vs Microsoft Visual C++ hmmmm I wonder). Best question I ever heard from somebody learning english, was when this tiny girl asked my teacher what the word “CUNT” meant. Good ol’ Sophies Choice. Good book. The joys of giving a muslim girl a book about making cunt jews choose which of their kids to die. Brilliant!
I know what you mean, outside the snes one and the classic gb one i have never felt the other games compelling enough to finish them
HOLY SHIT. I thought I was the ONLY person who did not get into TLoZ.
Blue ball comes slowly.
Zelda was the shit in the hood. You niggas just dont know. It was the only GOLD cartridge. Niggas were getting robbed over that game. Im not even kidding. I was a toddler at the time but…i can remember dudes breaking in and stealing your games. Las tone i ever played was the Ocarina of time. After that…i felt i was too old to be playing zelda anymore lol.
Holy shit, has anyone seen this?
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WHAT THE FUCK
And the analog is just… Killing me over here.
In my defense, I have to watch Obama and Capn Hair lie at me for awhile every time a debate is on. I’m signing myself off Rewards when/if I even get the thing.
Ok that is cool. I AM jelly 
That was amazing, Miyamoto would be proud.
I find it amusing how RockB just assigns things to the “White” color.
(Fuck it. I’m just going to get rid of all stupid facial hair. Might as well do something semi-productive.)
…Did Regular Show just show the main characters casually killing a guy on screen? And then implicitly causing at least a hundred more deaths?
…Hunh.
+1 to this. I kinda want to back and try to beat the first one, but that’s only really because I’ve had for two decades and my NES should still work.
Wait, what’s not “macho” about being “suave”, especially since it’s how guys always pretend they are when they talk about how much “game” or what not they have? I mean, part of being “macho” is basically represented by how easy it is to try to get women/people into bed since a lot about being “macho” is apparently playing Pokemon, only with genitalia and STDs.
“Octopussy, I choose you!”
Oh? Fuck you.
Depends on how you define it. I’m going off of what popular culture considers “macho” and considering that, for some reason, a lot of “machoness” in popular culture comes from rappers…who obsess over shoes and jewelry more than a lot of women…yeah.
I don’t really care personally how “macho” or not someone is though, at least for the most part.
Well, you’ve totally convinced me with that not at all weird or creepy or gross analogy, especially since it’s at all disturbing that you’re far more interested in making sure that I ever “get laid” than I am.
I’m beginning to think I’d feel more comfortable talking to a known sex offender about this subject if has to come up at all. Unprompted. Repeatedly.
Twilight Princess on the Wii opened my eyes to how formulaic the Zelda franchise is nowadays. Find dungeon, beat mid boss to get sub-item to finish the other half of dungeon, use sub-item to beat boss, use sub-item to unlock next dungeon, etc.
Blue ball comes slowly.
book bond and movie bond are separate entities. i was under the impression that we were talking about movie bond, in which case, i’ve already said on many occasions that moore is my favorite bond and take on the character has been the one used in most of the movies. craig’s bond is a reaction to the bourne movies more than anything and way more one dimensional.
being slick or suave generally translates into talking your way out of trouble and manipulation, which are decidedly un-macho characteristics since the macho dominates others by brute force or intimidation. hell, bond gets beat up and captured by an average dude and/or spends significant amount of time running away in every movie, not very macho.
rappers are macho or “hyper-masculine” as the media likes to say because they’re defined by aggression…it is pretty ironic that they’re also obsessed with jewelry which is prob the most feminine thing a man can be enamored with, although it IS tempered by the fact that they routinely rob it from other people. by hook or by crook!
Did you ever beat Zelda 2?
No?
I did.
Get on my level.
Blue ball comes slowly.