That’s pretty witty chief. You guys must have great conversations.
“Professional Helper”
Motherfucker!
He can even help me be a better 3s player.
Bought a Shirt that says WTF, Fila brand, hoho witty.
& a mongolian looking winter helmet, already battle damaged.
Some button that doesn’t even go to anything was broken on the sides.
I heard you give her cunnilingus in hopes of better conversations.
Blue ball comes slowly.
Azure should’ve yelled at you and made terrible gooch/douchebag jokes like I did to someone I didn’t know.
Have attitude for gains.
To be honest, I enjoy the retarded conversations more than our intelligent ones. I always get a good laugh for days afterward recalling the silly shit she said.
Tip #1 for Ninja Warrior success: have great upper body strength.
Like, everywhere - back, chest, arms, wrists, HANDS.
Tip #2 for success on Ninja Warrior: be a really small dude.
Blue ball comes slowly.
mr wizard, the people’s champ. or at least the pre 09 people’s champ since he vanish+x-zoned nickguy right the fuck out of existence without warning lol.
in other news, i was gone from srk for a weekend and have 10 pages to catch up on? fuck, there goes my productivity for the day, or at least an hour or two of it.
also, @Shaft_Agent / @Shaft-Agent / @ShinAgent, have you seen thisshit yet? i found it pretty awesome.
edit: also in case no one had already mentioned it and since srk (or at least gd is black until proven otherwise), let me be the one to say MrWizard doesn’t care about black people. /kanyeshrug
although to be fair, he did make several posts in the holiest of holies that is srk gd lounge. (don’t ban me!)
i mean we can’t really hate on someone for not caring about black people. Don’t most black people not care about black people?
Nothing, barring a black chick from Latin America, beats a nice black chick from the suburbs.
City ones can go eat their own dicks and die, though.
Blue ball comes slowly.
Definitely lookers, but unless you go there and recruit, you’re generally going to be walking into batshit-insane territory dealing with the ones that have migrated. Then again maybe you’re looking to get into obia and sweat rice territory. To each their own, I guess.
My girlfriend thinks she might be pregnant, but I think that’s just an ovary action.
He doesn’t care about black theme using people! Darkies!
Oh man, this was way better than a people who serve mc ribs could be black joke instead.
Same here, but I’m not doing that shit.
All I gotta say is in the voice of Bullhorn from Black Dynamite:
**ROCK BOGAAART! YOU’S A THIRSTY MUTHALOVA WITH NO CLASS!
STOP POSTING ALL OF THOSE DAMN MEDIOCRE PINK TOES WITH NO ASSSSSSS!**
I do enjoy the comic posts at least…
Grats. :tup: :tup:
This guy^ knows whatsup.
ever since the 2012 edict by El Wizard, the lounge has slowed in pace. no me gusta
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I thought you was abstinent
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Well I have something late and doesn’t have its own topic with women, black and latino.
Doesn’t have like 6 images for the article though.
-I had an ass pic with a right hand going over I could’ve branded with RockBogart new tumblr name. Forgot to do that.
Her: You have crows feet Mr. Old Face.
Me: I like to call it “Fine Wine Face” 
Her: FWF. Could also be Fucking Wierd Face. Ooooh look these bushes are pretty.
Me: Yeah they are, makes me want to push you into them.
I used to date girls like that simply because how easy I could play them, but damn the stupid conversations tried my patience like a mofo
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I was afraid this would happen…
I’m not having a kid, guys. I was just sharing a ridiculous pun I thought up. This blue ball comes way slower than that.
I get unlimited entertainment from trolling her. There are endless opportunities through out the day.
