I’d stroke Stefani…srk niggas tripping as usual. She’s not fine but…she’s rich & famous. Will swim in her for a few minutes…plz believe. She looms like she likes facial a too? Yup! Sign me up…I’ll gladly gloss her with the go-gurt.
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I always wanted grey sides like Ras. I’m a redhead. I will never have grey hair, for lack of blue pigment. My fate is far worse.
As I age (if that process should ever begin) I will get white hairs. As they increase in number, my hair will appear to be blonde. Then, I’ll go all white.
It’s common of red heads to have several different colored hairs atop their heads. Individual hairs may appear blonde, brown, copper, etc.
My facial hair, head hair, arm hair, and chest/etc hair are distinctly different shades of red.
The point of all this is, I want grey hair some day. And I’m never going to get it.
Gwen Stefani stole Gavin Rossdale’s penis and became the man.
Y’all gay.
^This is what I believe in.
-Starhammer-
When Stefani and Eve did that song together…I called them “The A-Team”
You know who else has bank, well known, and not fine? ROSIE O DONNELL.
I’d marry Rosie O’Donnell if it made me set for life.
I will happily set my damn self for life.
Heck…sex isn’t even a requirement unless you have a vagina as well.
Rosie’s drawers got dickholes in them
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I’m fine jerking off for the rest of my life. I’ll make sure to dry my tears with the millions of dollars I’ll have.
I’m awaiting Epidemic to post about how he has “homosexual reversal strokes” that’ll set any broad straight.
“You must defeat my Shen Dong strokes to stand a chance.”
Exactly…typical srk niggas just don’t understand the higher learning. Its a small sacrifice… and you’d be retarded to not do it. I’ll be rich and still smashing these broads. Wiping my ass with Hermes toilet paper. Eating the finest honey glazed shrimp while being slurped by Persian and Ethiopian princesses.
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Ethiopian? I thought you hated chimps.
Epidemic has been dodging those hard fights.
Proof positive: he still doesn’t have any STDs [to his knowledge].
He talks the talk, but needs to step his game up.
He needs a harder challenge.
Epi v.s. an AIDS infected chimp - make it happen, SRK!
Blue ball comes slowly.
All that money will come in handy for therapy sessions when it sinks in that you’re married to Rosie O’Donnell.
(Hmmm…I have to say, I kinda respect that rugby idiot for playing through the pain. Just a tad.)
So…I have no idea what the fuck happened to SRK for the past four days for me, especially since there’s post on here during that time, but I suppose it was probably for the best on my end given what an utterly shitty–if less than the past couple of weeks–week I had anyway.
I’ll catch up on the last 9 pages later. Maybe after I come back from my walk since I’m wasting time right now anyway.
This isn’t the 80s.
“Half, Rosie!”
Get with the program.
Blue ball comes slowly.
True story…my ex used to be a dyke…then she took my seed. Just saying…she went back to chicks I think…but she still swallows me every now and ten
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Omg I almost threw up from laughter…goidshit lol. But nah…ethion broads be bad… at least the Americanized harlots
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