I thought I was getting good at reading akuma’s posts and understanding them until I realized about halfway through you were talking normal.
I don’t like it. The enigna machine riddle posts are the best.
Just have Nando, AKUMA HAX, and Axl_M be the Insecticons. Slightly annoying yet largely not a threat unless a horde of similar minded people are brought together. One of them just needs to start repeating words after the initial one.
haha, a WOP-TARD™! Leykis Show is killin’ me right now…
*this new broad at work is so unbelievably hot it’s ridiculous. She has some resemblance to Zoe Saldana…yeah, Zoe Fuckin Saldana. YEAH. Of course she has a kid already though.
Boring, ordinary dreams— I had a dream about being at work one time… nothing surreal happened at any point… it was just a regular day at work, and that was the whole dream. That was such a tragic waste of good dreaming time.
There was another one though where I was at work in the dream, but Roddy McDowall was a new co-worker… as usual in my “something is not quite right here…” dreams, I was the only one who thought it was odd that Roddy McDowall was there. He had his own cubicle, name placard, etc. just like everyone else.
I realize I am probably late on this news but NICE: http://gamerant.com/darkstalkers-resurrection-psn-xbla/
The Insecticons plot treason…
Dreadwind and Darkwing. Dreadwing.
That’s the stuff. I had Dreadwind as a little guy. One of my favorites. I sold most of my collection for like $800-900.
lmao.
Are you okay?
I was talking about this. Wait for it to load.
This mother fucker gets thrown, fucking both feet of the damn ground.
Since you’re talking about transformers,
Whats the Name of the GOOD Unicron?
That’s how fat people become so big. They just eat entire blocks of cheese, Charlie Day style. I’m 99% sure that’s way more sodium and cholesterol than any person is supposed to have in an entire day, and to Sovi3t’s EX, it’s just a light snack.
My birthday started of pretty damn shitty. I was ready for the day to be over. But then it turned into one of the best days of this year.
Good time man.
4chans been blowing that picture up
Thats like a week’s supply man. PLUS THE BAG ON DECK SON!
Notice the skate shoes too, the only shoes for the huuuuuge
Howzat Jabs?
watching more borderlands 2 playthroughs by morons
[LIST]
[]uses handguns exclusively for the first 12 levels; refuses to pick up anything that’s not a handgun
[]won’t pick up guns that are 2 points less in damage than current holding; ignored guns have higher rates of fire, larger magazines, elemental damage
[]won’t upgrade magazine length; constantly runs out of ammo during intense parts; won’t shoot explosive barrels during the fight to conserve ammo; dies
[]forgets to throw grenades
[]won’t reload guns before buying ammo
[]equips rocket launcher because of damage; doesn’t want to buy ammo for it (has almost 10k); uses rockets on weak characters in a panic, takes splash damage; doesn’t use rockets on strong characters
[]punches explosive barrels while shield is depleted; gets injured (why the fuck do people keep doing this? zero impulse control?)
[]shoots explosive barrels before the fight starts
[]tries to run away from enemies, enemies follow, runs into areas with more enemies; keeps running; trapped; tries to fight 8 loaders + 10 skags + 10 stalkers in an open area; dies
[]tries to take “shortcuts” on the map; drives off cliff; dies
[]brags about lack of fall damage; jumps off cliff; dies
[]won’t check surrounding lockers for ammo and health before buying ammo and health
[*]brags about gaming pc; crashes during open areas
[/LIST]
sigh
So we had some EG staff writers on the show tonight, and they played a practical joke on me by bringing Chocoblanka on the show. I turned as red as a beet and couldn’t talk for twenty minutes.
Well played, guys. Well played.
I must see this if it hits youtube.
Watch it again, and read the comments. Yes, this is a hint.
This post is for ThePurpleBunny
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I like going to house parties where everybody is black or middle eastern, and all the girls are white. My chances of getting laid are like 269%
edit: also this:
wow…
explain this
also, how were her teeth? I heard her mouth looks like a bear trap.
ok, this asshole just ran through a force field and died and was confused on why that happened. THE NPCs JUST FUCKING SAID RUNNING THROUGH THE FORCE FIELD WILL KILL YOU!
Why do you do this to yourself?
@ThePurpleBunny look at my previous post. 5 or 6 posts above this one.
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I went to see Louis CK tonight. I spent about 3/4 of the show having to pee. Being in the audience at one of this man’s shows is a terrible situation to be in when you’re holding in your pee. This is vital information for your everyday life.
Last bit of the night was about murdering children, then an encore about morals called “Obviously… but maybe…” In other words, he delivered and he delivered damn good.
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