SRK Lounge: Word On The Street Is

I heard he’s been in a rut ever since he got fired from his volunteer job at the women’s shelter because his boss found out about his battered, busted and bruised women blog.

:bluu: I dunno…her tits look bigger on TV.

I also think she has the Kristen Stewart “blank stare” look all the damn time…

idk man, im not a fan of big mouths

Yea…she looks kinda used. like she’s been dickslapped one too many times.

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Speaking of something completely different and gay…

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All right, work closed early!!

…For my wife, the gov’t contractor. And my homeboy who works for ATT. Will no good come of this storm?

For me, I mean. Fuck.

My job would have us all taking shelter in the restrooms taking calls on a Blackberry.

Kat “mew mew” dennings would get it. in the butt. what what? I said in the butt.

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I jailbroke my phone yesterday. By myself.

This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

Well… not actually “by myself”. But I followed the directions really well.

Katt Dennings pale ass would be glowing like red coals after I got done with it. Same with Christina Hendricks.

ordered papa johns pizza and they gave me a taylor swift CD

WHAT the fuck is a cd ??? :confused: where the hell do I put it ???

Wait…this is Lounge.

Or rather “Lounge”.

In the microwave.

Just got word that I didn’t get the promotion I applied for. Chick that sits next to me got it instead. :sad:

@rockbogart

She has the face of a drag queen…Lohan does not. Lohan>>>Dennings

That said yea…Hendricks crushes them both.
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Abomination > Lohan wtf are you on…

I hope this teaches you a lesson to sleep with your bosses in the future my ginger honky friend.

I shall take that under advisement. :rofl:

Post-Crisis Lohan beats Dennings?

Not in this lifetime…or any universe.

there are no words…

Kat Dennings looks like @viscant tho…you guys don’t see it? No thanks…I’ll take pre/post crisis lohan in this matchup. Easy.

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