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lol the first black man in the white house was actually a red menace!!!

The thing that is ruining Skullgirls is it’s ambiguous “Early 2012” release date.

Hopefully it won’t be stuck in development hell.

The extra frustrating thing in life to me is that I seriously doubt there is anyone in this world that could truly understand these things that frustrate and piss me the hell off in life. I guarantee there is no one out there with a so-called “friend” as annoying as that one I’ve referred to here many times before… The Most Annoying Man in The World™. I’d bet anything that if you got to Heaven… a supposedly perfect, eternal paradise…a shimmering utopian existence in the afterlife… if he showed up there as well, he would somehow find a way to sour the whole experience. God Himself would actually be annoyed at his arrival, like “oy vey this guy… THIS guy… how did he even get in here, anyway?” Let’s say you both are in a group of folks that won a Powerball jackpot lottery one day… yeah, he’d find a way to ruin that experience too, and turn it into some unbelievably annoying situation… like he may complain about his share, or ask to borrow money when he’s run out of it in a matter of 3 weeks, or ask for other favors, or find some way to be a condescending shit to the other people in the group, or lie a few years later and say the numbers were actually his idea, or beg you to help him start up a business, etc. etc. etc. the goddamn list goes on forever. I’ll bet other people in his life routinely dodge him as well.

On a more somber note, there is the loneliness. Aside from the average homeless person, it is actually not possible for someone to be more lonely than I am. The conflicting thing there is that I still enjoy the freedom that comes with living a “hermit lifestyle”.

On another note, I’m not sure how people deal with having lots of errands to run on top of working, or perhaps being enrolled in school while working… I’m consistently worn the hell out just from working this one job on the weekdays.

OHHHHH TEKKEN is on G4 right now… I’m sure this is probably a classic in the same way The Guile Speech™ is a classic scene. TROOPARS…IVE JUS RECEEVED NEWORDARS…TheWar es cancel…"

man… Yoshimitsu is dominating this fool (Jin?) right now…

I dunno, that Beta version number on the lower left side of the screen in the latest FNF video is looking mighty purty…

Funny thing is, the only oft remembered thing by people regarding the Tekken live action movie was Chritsie’s hindquarters.

But you probably realized that more than anyone else.

Xbla games can’t post an official release date until it’s passed all of microsoft’s shit.

So we won’t get an official release date until shortly before it’s out =\

So I leave for a week and:

  1. My bedroom gets attacked by ants even though we have 0 food items in there. Got ants on our hamper and on our bed for no fucking reason.
  2. Had to put my cat down because we didn’t have enough money for the vet and she kept taking off all the bandages we put on her.
  3. Internet goes back to being all shitty with Time Warner. Takes 3 minutes to load a page.
  4. On the same day I take my cat to the be put down, my puppy chews through the cord of my TE stick; thus killing the motherfucker.

I’m posting a day early because hopefully me posting here again will restore some kind of order in the god damn universie…

MOTHERFUCKER!

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Sorry to hear about your cat. =(

Pertho looks so superficial that he probably judges things by their physical appearance.

My New Girlfriend

Spoiler

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I can never un-see that now.

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INFRACT THAT MAN!

A friend wants to buy a pre built gaming pc. Where should I direct him?

He’s the kind of guy that would rather throw money at it than figure out how to build it himself

“A” for effort.

Man, sorry to hear about your cat. If it helps, your TE cord can easily be repaired by most modders. Check here to see if you can find one in your area. It’s not very difficult at all to fix, and hopefully you can find someone local.

Remember Rabbit2k7? He sells custom computers (http://clockworkit.net/), and does a good job of it. The one I’m using right now is one he gave me when he heard about what happened to my eye. It’s a damn good machine.

Although my website is undergoing some drastic maintenance, I build and sell a pretty decent range of custom built PCs. I don’t do any pre-built systems in that they are sitting around waiting to be sold, but I’d be more than happy to chat with you or your friend to put one together and get you/him a quote.

y’know, it would be great fun if there was NO censorship for names on Live and/or PSN. I’d love to see what kinds of names and profile info you’d see from people if there were no rules or threat of getting banned. You’d see good stuff like people going by “LookAtMyPenis”, or “WhoahitzTheButtHoleSurfers!”, “RapeYou”, “HolocaustLOL”, etc. etc.

Apparently MS either forces people to change names or they do it themselves… I remember there’s one guy on my friend list I know that previously went by “Tha Nigga Jase” or something like that, and it got changed since someone might take offense to that, I guess. That’s the thing with this panty-waste society these days… so many people are so soft because they’re just waiting to be “offended” by something.

hmmm… I wonder if something like “White Power” would get banned? Those 2 words are really harmless, but together there’s an obvious negative connotation there… on the flip side, I wonder if someone else could then get away with the name “Black Power”? Ha, I’m suddenly reminded of the old days at the arcades, when you just had 3 letters to enter on the “TOP SCORES” screen of most games…and of course people would enter “ASS” or “COK”, “FUK”, etc. I hated it when some games would auto-censor it away though.

I’ve seen some kinda skate under the radar though… I was once playing a game with someone by the name of *well, I probably shouldn’t mention it, as “they”(the powers that be over at MS/Live) might somehow be watching, and I wouldn’t want to get such a great name caught by Microsoft’s apparently heavy-handed censorship on names and profiles.

JULIE BANDERAS just appeared on Fox. This instantly puts me in a better mood. She still holds the #1 spot in my rankings of hot news-women. The real question is what wouldn’t I do for a piece of Ms. Banderas?

my GT is pretty much referring to a penis and they havn’t caught on yet and i’ve had it since like 08 or 09.