I’m 9th lord too. Losing to random shit like Hulk’s cross up jumping C (yes it does) and stuff that’s hard to deal with online.
I’m 6th, so that means I’m good because ranked is the true test.
Get on my level.
I heard you were pretty good.
Like, you got 4th at a tourney or something.
Oh wait. That’s PapaR.
As I see it.
As I see it
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okay okay 
It’s probably a bad way to measure one’s game, most players here are obviously playing offline. But with my weird off-work hours I’m forced to play this game on the interbutts if I want any sort of competition. Rocking a shittastic 47% win rate on ranked and still got to 7th. All those Hulks and Dantes on 56k modems seemed to die off once I got to this point.
Online Wesker and Taskmaster own my soul though. :wasted:
I’m 7th Lord, and you stomped my ass the other night lol. I was drunk, but still…you beat me so bad my dick made a gremlin face
cheh,
The vast majority of folks playing WWE Allstars probably went ahead and used the cheat code. That game is STINGY with the damn unlocks, man. Play thru 10 matches in Path of Champions with each wrestler to get his finishing move + whatever else regarding him unlocked? Nigga please. It’s also constipated bowel-movement-slowness with the game loading forever before everything. The loading is almost as bad as early Modnation Racers before the patch. Oh and questionable bullshit—> Wrestler A gets up on the top turnbuckle… Wrestler B logically tries to avoid the hit by rolling into and out of the ring so that guy misses the elbow drop or frog splash or whatever… how 'bout this game actually lets “Wrestler A” home in on you sometimes? What the fuck is that? He’ll jump in one direction, and curve back around to hit you inside the ring since you rolled in there at the last second! Come on now, I know this is the NBA Jam of wrestling games, but that just seems to be a bit too much on the “Bullshit!” side to me.
Auto-censorship is funny sometimes…the game said the name “RAPE KING” was “invalid”. Sadly, it also didn’t want me using “TurdFerguson” either. That also got the red “you have selected an invalid name.” screen. Oddly enough, “Crackbaby” is ok.
World’s Dumbest Criminals was just on–Chelsea Peretti and Natasha Leggero would still get drilled with the quickness. Jaime Andrews is a good one too…she looks goofy in a good/cute way.
Helen Mirren…would smash.
(It would be a bit easier to solve that particular “problem” if everyone stopped quoting it.)
Hmmm…the most recent Syfy original movie is/was kind of decent. Also rather low on the easily identifiable/common tropes between Irish scientists, some “interracial” romance and other things. Most common thing was the secondary female scientist being so hellbent on finding intelligent life at the cost of everything else. Never understood those types of characters…
If it would give dropkick execution as perfect as in that video, then yes.
Damn Wesker and his damn gun and his damn safe Launcher and his damn safe teleports and his damn simple 50% combos and his damn…
Must you find a way to mention your penis half of the time when something sexual isn’t even involved?
I’m still surprised at the amount of people who seem to agree on this. Not that I disagree, it’s just…surprising.
I had a question in the women sex relationship thread that got zapped(I understood I f’ed up and no harm done) but I’m still curious to know. Do women get swamp ass? I notice quite a few women wear those lycra pants, you know those black spandex pants that show off the ass, but wouldn’t that cause their ass to get all sweaty? Or are they breathable? Then again, if they were I noticed women wearing them in the dead of winter.
holy shit a million post not about him jacking off to some chick he watched on the news
Best part is that you can unlock shit with the code, then Create A Wrestler, then add the moveset of unlocked characters, but STILL have to go back and unlock shit. Oh and you can use characters unlocked with the code online. Oh, and you have to input the code daily too. WTF
I still say censoring names is retarded. Certain words, I agree with, but they go all out. I wasn’t allowed to create a wrestler named El Negro Negro. The latin community was dealt a mighty slap to the face that day. Seriously, if I can create a character named The Ultimate Raper with 4’s or 3’s to sub in for vowels, why even bother with censoring?
AH SHIT you still snuck in your fap material
I wouldn’t doubt you have three arms Million
and one is perpetually jacking off
So i got a new stalker this week, then i got a text from my old stalker while my new stalker popped up, Speaking of my old stalker, the text she sent me said she may be on the Colbert Report, how that for random?
I need to hurry up and get a new phone so i can go online suring work again
(Lol, even in an another dimension, the IRS manages to cause others unnecessary misery.)
Hmmm…maybe I should take a break from this work to starting practicing with a new team for MvC3. Then again, I tend to get horribly sidetracked when it comes to time that game.
Stop pointing at the kettle, pot.
…Uh, you had an old stalker? You had a stalker period?
…I can’t recall you ever bringing this up, at least in the Lounge. Please explain.
Watches cards hump each other
Meh…this is why lobbies suck. I can’t even find a match on ranked to get stomped in.
That was before I started posting in the lounge, she used to just be my girlfriend, then she was my very clingy girlfriend, then she was my very clingy ex girlfriend, The she went to full on stalker. Basically I shut off all communication with her, and its also half the reason I don’t have a myspace or facebook page, but whenever something I might be interested in pops up she still gives me a call or sends a text, which i of course don’t answer, like the last on was about how it sucked that Chinatown Fair was closing. But when someone says they may Be on the Colbert report(which I got her watching) you have to at least find out why. So i replied (took the bait) and got a string of texts back explaining why and then asking about why I’m not on facebook and then explaining how she still trying to keep track of me through my best friend’s facebook page.
The new stalker was just someone I met who seemed kind of cool at first, but now she won’t go away, and already has my number and knows where i work.
Edit: also on the pants issue it depends on the materials ad make of the pants even pants that are partial lycra can still have moisture wicking properties that will keep the moisture off of their bodies, to prevent the accumulation of sweat. Did i ever mention that my new job is in the clothing and apparel industry, I learned way too much about this shit since the last time i posted in the lounge.
Ah ok, I now understand, thanks!
play single player with option to find ranked matches. Let hilarity ensue.
I have no idea why you can’t search for ranked games, STILL. Its literally pointless. Best chance is humping lobbies or beating the piss out of the AI until right at an epic part of a combo you pulled out of your ass, you see HERE COMES ANOTHER CHALLENGER.
tuna sandwiches suck when you run out of bread…
This shit is the reason I pretty much stopped playing MvC3. Lack of an offline scene means all I have is online, and the online in MvC3 is absolute ass. Makes SSF4 look godlike by comparison.
So does the actual gameplay itself.
Sadly.
As I see it.
Holy shit.
Never would I have ever dreamed that the 2011 thread of the year would be a math problem.
As I see it.
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kinda, except there would be way more naked chicks in my explosion. 
anyway i just got dissed hardcore tonight. it was my friend’s birthday and he wanted to go to a bar. i drove him because i’m the eternal DD because i don’t drink. when i got to his house i got him a present. it was one of my beepers. it was the pinkish purplish one on the right. i cleaned it up and everything. when i showed it to him he was like “HAHAH THIS IS AWESOME!” and he put it in his pocket. we get to the bar, and some people from high school are randomly there and we start hanging out. they just start randomly start talking about old gangsta rap, so i was like “hey, speaking of, show them what i got you”. he was like “oh yeah! check this shit out!” and he whips out the beeper. everybody’s like “HOLY SHIT! HAHAHA THAT IS AWESOME!”
later on we get a different table (outside which was nice because the wind was blowing) and more of my friend’s coworkers and more high school people show up. then this chick shows up who kinda looks like Devin Townsend (not like an insulting ‘uncanny resemblance’ way, but like a ‘Devin could be her older brother’ way). get this she comes to the bar… with a fucking hula hoop she was standing by us and she acted like she knew my friend so i was like “…so… is that like a premium hula hoop? for professional hula hoopers… hoop people… what do you call those people?” and she was like “nah, this is like a mid-range one. i got it for $30 at the sports store” she starts putting the hula hoop together (it was in sections). she tells us to protect the hula hoop while she goes to get a drink. after she leaves my friend told everybody “yeah, i fucked her… and just my luck she turned lesbian right afterward.” people were laughing and one of our high school buddies was like “eh, it’s your birthday, maybe she’ll turn back”
when she comes back, she put her drink on our table and started stretching in front of everybody (in front of a full bar [[media=youtube]cqQ4Is3x3Lo&feature=related"[/media]. enjoy the best music my city has to offer]). yep. she started hoopin it up alright. yep. i pulled out my camera and start videoing it.
after awhile she takes a break and was like “were you videoing me?” and i was like “yeah.” and she was like “hang on check out my youtube video” so she gets her phone, sits down next to me, goes on youtube, pulls it up, and gives me her phone. while i’m watching this, i’m like “this is random as hell. i’m going to tell everybody” and she’s all like “yeah, i need more hits on my video. do it.” so here’s the video.
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tell your friends. also, inb4 black guys start crying about ‘negative ass.’ nobody gives a fuck about you, Kzogartstar. :mad:
a few drinks later, some more high school buddies came over to hang out. one of them is a cool guy geek (i don’t mean that as sarcasm. he’s not g4’s stereotype of a geek with all that fauxhawk and skinny jeans and just ‘happens to games’ bullshit. he’s a really nice/cool guy) and i know he’d get a kick out of my friend’s present. so i said to him “hey, ask [my friend] what he got for his birthday” so he does. my friend, well into his 4th drink and already actively trying to fuck the hula girl in front of over 100 people, turned around and screamed “LOOK AT WHAT THIS MOTHERFUCKER GOT ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY” and he pulled out the beeper, but he kept it palmed. he reared back and threw it down on the table. before anybody could look at it he snatched it up again and threw it on the table. he picked it up again (by now, the cool guy geek is like “holy shit is that a beeper?”) and slammed it on the table. picked it up again, and one last time. the beeper shattered while it bounced off the table and landed in the gutter. my friend screams out “WHOOOOOOOO! HAHAHHAHA!” everybody is silent and looking at me. the whole fucking bar. i started chuckling and said “ehh, i got like 80 of them (actually, i think i have more than 80. i’ll count tomorrow).” i played it off pretty good i think, but i was sure that my eyes had changed color (my eyes get lighter when i’m upset). everybody was still kind of quiet. finally one dude was like “…well… that got dark…” people laughed and chilled out after that.
the rest of the night, everybody in the bar was watching my friend molest hula girl (who most likely isn’t gay, just an extreme attention whore). literally MOLESTING her. he had his hand in her pants, he was groping her breasts. he was sucking on her neck. he was seriously putting in some work trying to get this girl to fuck him while she’s trying to passively trying to fight him off. everybody was watching, just waiting for her to tell him to stop in a serious manner so they could pull him off of her. she was drunk too. she was letting loose these heinous burps that everybody could hear, she was hocking loogiez in the street. everybody was getting grossed the fuck out (not me. i’m indifferent to that stuff - remember - i’m the Akuma of porn. fight me ). all of this is right next to me. everybody is watching me shake my head. one girl that was a girl that was a year older than me in high school who i had a semi-crush on (calves. i’d never ask her out. total bitch last time i actually hung out with her) was watching and laughing from inside of the bar (she was watching it through a window). she starts pointing to me to come talk to her so i got up and walked inside. she’s all like “he’s really trying isn’t he?” i’m like “the tragedy is she’s gay. also the tragedy is i’m his DD. i have no idea how this is going to work, but i sweartagawd if she doesn’t give it up i’m gonna be more upset than he will be. i don’t think i can drive him home while he’s crying” she laughed and i walked out (dudes were with her and her friend). i guess she told everybody on the inside of the bar that i told her the girl was gay. then they REALLY started watching it.
2:00 hits and workers are starting to get people to leave. my friend and hula girl go to the bar. i walk to the parking lot to hang out some more. 2:10 people are walking to cars (cops are on their way). i checked the bar. there’s nobody in there. i have no idea where they went. i told some of the people at his party that they disappeared. i called his cell. nothing. i saw flashing lights so i was like, i guess he’s getting it. i DD’d some other people their houses and went home. i checked my phone when i got home and it said my friend tried to call me at 2:40. i’m at home and still upset. if he needs a ride, he’s too late.
fuck, it’s 6:00.
fight me
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guess what, shitheads? sometimes stuff sucks. sometimes people make or do stuff that fucking sucks. no. it’s not an ‘elaborate troll,’ dumbfuck. you aren’t ‘in on the joke.’ there is no joke. stop embarrassing yourself and shut the fuck up.
haha! hula girl just took the video down. good thing i fucking saved it. want it? PM me. CLU 2 would def fuck this girl.