Hahaha, the Gout. I forgot that was a real thing.
Call me weird but that one actually sounds pretty cool. Sounds like an ancient warrior who slew a thousand dragons in a single night with a broadaxe in one hand and his testicles in another.
you’d hate to spare with me then, lol. my nails on my hands grow like wild fire. Especially my thumbnails and big toe nails. look like I was cosplaying as The Rza on that Gravediggaz album cover, lol.
naw, it’s not that bad but they’re long. If I was into MMA like you then I’d need to clip them twice a week.
ewwwwwww… feet… you should have some baby power for that (anything where you walk barefoot) like you would have chalk for pool(billiards you dumb asses) n such
People who walk barefoot gross me out
that and people who have saddles, but take them off and put their sweety feet all over the place.
We need baby power police.
PS… I hate it when wiping my ass takes longer than the actual shit. Such a chore.
(I must admit that this stereotype and racial discussion this time around is actually rather…entertaining and civil. As such, I don’t feel any need to respond to some [hilarious] things, especially since they’ve already been responded to.)
I never really watched much of Dave Chappelle skits. I think I only ever watched an episode or two and even then I can only remember the most (unfortunately) ubiquitous ones like the Wayne Brady skit or The Rick James one. That might be more because of everyone beating those jokes to death in high school, though, which is…probably one of the reasons why I didn’t bothering watching.
Not knowing (or caring) about Lil’ Wayne back then made the repetition all the more awkward and annoying when some guy would randomly go “Skeet skeet skeet” with very little prompting. People talked openly about “jo’ing” enough in high school, especially for one as prudish as I.
Yes, I’m sure Italians feel that way too.
you aint seen nothin’ yet!
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Best thing about Paul Mooney slamming Wayne Brady and then that skit is the fact that most of the people who saw probably don’t know all the shit that Wayne Brady was doing that made the skit work.
Wayne Brady makes Brian Gumble look like Malcom X, lmao.
(+1 to feet hate.)
Almost forgot that I had the news on pause. Might as well watch it before I end up going for a walk. So many deaths as of late and…yet, they’re still focused on that guy in the medically induced coma that has several fundraisers already dedicated to him. Funny how (the family of) the community leader that got gunned down in yet another “botched” robbery gets nowhere near as much attention or support. I’m trying rather consciously to keep from making this a “racial” issue, but the news makes it so difficult.
Paul Mooney–that name sounds only vaguely familiar, admittedly–did what now?
Also, that doesn’t really surprise me. I’m pretty sure I knew what an–to continue the “racial” discussion–“oreo” Wayne Brady was before that skit despite not really knowing or care about him otherwise.
But he had an Asian wife, at one point.
How’s that being an “oreo”? Im jussayin’.
And seriously, I’m starting to get offended about you guys bad mouthing Maxx like this.
He’s got a game show now, for crying out loud!
aww shit! how could I forget that scene.
They even had a scene in that movie with Adam Sandler, Chris Rock and Salma Hayek. Chris’ characters step-mom had a fucked up foot too. I forgot what that movie was called.
I mean, the game show was just sitting there not being used and all.
i don’t even have a stance on bum rushes :mad:
quoted for hilarity
>implying i’m black 
>implying thurst, a black dude who joined a white frat and perms his hair isn’t one Christmas bonus away from getting skin grafts from a dead Icelandic. post racial society, my ass.
mad cuz u wanna fuck her.
i’m fighting you in the spoiler
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joke deconstruction
Spoiler
your average white will interpret the joke as: “lol black people will waste our moniez some stupid shit if we give it to them.” the meta joke is Chappelle mocking white people: *"i bet your stupid racist ass thinks this is what **you *think black people would do if they got reparations." remember before he started the skit he had a clip of angry white guys using a forum to spout their ignorance on the subject of race- and during the reparations skit, everything said that could be considered racist was spoken by white people. at the end when he made the joke about Mexicans he is including himself in the racist diatribes- however he is wearing the mask of a white person when he says that.
fighting Pertho
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because it’s not their fault that kind of stuff arouses them. if a person could choose their qualities before they are born, how many people would actually pick “hard as a rock/sopping wet while driving the school bus?” probably not any.[/details]
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Unfortunately I cannot argue about this because: a) I don’t know much about the science of attraction and how it works in the brain especially involving pedophilia, 2) I don’t know if there have been any studies on this issue.
What I can say is that the issue you are trying to fight about is completely separate from whether or not there are men with scientifically verifiable attraction to females of a certain age. In this case child porn (and it is hard to call it that since it is filmed raped) is illegal to produce, having it means you technically have contraband. You have an odd point of view on the subject that I don’t see how you can defend, but meh, its an opinion.
WIld n crazy kids was my favorites
especially when they got to go to theme parks
Race is the same shyt for every demographic. What changes is the customs and values each ethnic group has/shares; also depends on class too.
you have
Rich race
Middle class race
Ghetto race
For the word race, sub in your favorite.
To me, race is only used to insult people 1st or 2nd depending on their physical appearance.
White people do stuff like wear shorts in cold climate
- I <3 white people for this
:::: What kind of deodorant do u guys use? ::::
Most of you hang by the Wu-tang bawls
so do U go with right guard?
green deodorant are to strong! I h8 the spearmint one!
I usually go with unscented unless im working out, I need degree
@PurpBunny
You could just side-step out of the way…only bum rushes that are hard to avoid are rushes from yknow…actual bums. Bc for some reason bums are mad strong…and they catch you off guard bc theyre so random…especially the bums that just shout to themselves outloud. Its usually best to just cross the opposite side of the street with those guys.
Edit: And how do i take this wack complex media network off if i use firefox? I dont rock shirts with rhinos on them.
How is this suggested media when watching a Cheech and Chong video: [media=youtube]fxv6R9fUO74&feature=related?[/media]
Youtube acting kinda whack there.
LOL, wtf! But I totally agree that youtube suggestions can get friggen’ ridiculous at times.
You also get sleepy when its hot out? Thought I was the only one. Swear to god it gets to about 90% with a fan smashing your face and its lights out. Its cool though, with all the kicking you do, I’m sure whatever classes you attend could be held liable as accessories to battery.
Shaft Agent is black right? I also thought that Dave Chapelle sketch was just “This is what dummies would do with the reparations” not “This is a look inside your RACIST BRAIN VSLASH” I guess I am a shallow white racist. :*(
Oh well, yeah when it’s hot out I like to nap too.