How do you eat breakfast when you’re in the bathtub with a tranny? :tup:
Assuming you’re not working out on a regular basis or partake in any activity that requires using a lot of energy, the amount that you get for $1 is honestly enough to hold a normal sized person down, even if only eating it twice a day
Tranny’s get my waffles wet, if you know what I mean.
(Bunch of uncouth bitches. Can’t stop splashing in the tub.)
Anyway, trannies are part of a long line of people SRK pretends to be too good to fuck.
LOL I’ll be Rock B. is so fl-a-ming in secret that I could use him as strikers for my forge I’m about to build! 
Yeah, I’m pretty active. I don’t work out very much, but I’m a very energetic person who moves around a lot… and needs to work out. :tup: :tdown:
But we all know that Asian food goes right through ya… :tup:
WHAT?!
The thai dude that put on a wig and makeup to look like a chick was not attractive. Too damn mannish. Check the arms. The voice makes Dick go into the fetal position.
I didn’t hear Miss Unitranverse’s voice though. I wonder if she sounds like a dude. If she does I can’t commit. Dick can’t get hard hearing a dude’s voice. Imagine hitting that and hearing your dad saying “OHHHH YEAH I LOVE THAT DICK! FUCK ME IN MY NEW TIGHT PUSSY” I don’t know man. I totally forgot about the voice. I take that shit for granted.
I love a soft elegant voice even when fucking.
Huh. Just thought about something… can trannies climax like a woman? Like squirt? Probably not huh? They would probably cum like a dude back inside of their stomach or some shit.
This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN’S Dick saying:
See stupid?! That’s what happens when you let Brain think about things that are my specialty. You don’t see me trying to play Virtua Fighter 5 do you?
LOL @ VF5
:tup:
Fuck the tranny I want to know more about the Nigerian wife
Challenge accepted.
You better be at Vegas next year, porch monkey :clown:
Yeah, the Thai dude looked like a drag queen. His facial features were hard as fuck. Only decent drag I’d respect (and know of) is RuPaul.
Yeah I would still be able to tell him right away, dude had a jaw cut from granite and cheek bones you could ski off of.
in other news
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Such a weird topic
Why do we go straight to “Would you fuck them?”
Everytime anyone asks I’ll be like “Nah, if anything I’d get dinner with them. At the most. See where it goes after that.”
In that particular case? Most likely not. But shit, I’m probly not the [S]droids[/S] guy that person is looking for anyway.
But that’s often the case as it is.
I ain’t about that life.
Hahahaha the guy on Pawn Stars just said Yie-Ar Kung Fu was part of the Street Fighter series. Stupid jerk
I would SOOOOOOOOO “like” that post from BEWD because I love the sax. It’s just really difficult for me to dig instrumentals. I gotta have lyrics. It’s why I can’t listen to Kenny G. About the only instrumental I like is this…
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This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:
Everything else sounds too much like elevator music.
but…but…sheeeeeeeee’s youurrrrrrr queeeeeeeeennnnn to beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Yeah, I see that (now), but two drinks down at the club and I’d be all Heeyyyyeeeeyyyyeee ??? eeeeeeyyyyyy… yyyy with my drunk ass.
Yeah… you’d get trapped. Just say you would, Ben. You already asking where it “goes” after that… :tup:
Yeah… we could sit around and talk about playing the sax and other things… :tup:
Every viet girl I know is super nerdy (sexy as fuck, but still super nerdy). Like Biochemists, or Chem Phys, or programmers.
case in point:
my friend and her sisters
The girls who introduced me to pho (imagine my surprise when they informed me I would be eating soup with chopsticks).
edit: imagine their surprise when they discovered the glory of white penis.
I’m not against them at all in regards to getting to know them first and such, I’m saying specifically in a situation where I may be really horny and have skewed judgment
Then when you wake up, it’s like…
