Nerp. I’ve looked for Count Chocula too. No Count Scratula either. The shelves are empty, man. EMPTY! :tup:
Ho boy… surprise PENIS!
Nerp. I’ve looked for Count Chocula too. No Count Scratula either. The shelves are empty, man. EMPTY! :tup:
Ho boy… surprise PENIS!
ohh cake [/kinky kelly]
THIS SO HARD.
A few years back my folks left on vacation for a week and left me with 20$ to last me the week -_-
I could actually do that, but it would probably only cost me years of my LIFE. Yeah, I just won the struggle to not buy fast food and am currently cooking porkchops, okra and turnip greens with bit of turnips in them ah-la Walmart frozen produce section. Probably not as healthy as growing my own, but it’s as close as I can get.
Yes. I am washing this down with at least 3 beers. STILL healthy, bitch! :arazz:
:tup:
So my “future wife” got tired of waiting for me to fly to Nigeria…and is now marrying someone else.
What?
In Flushing, NY (yeah thats right, New York nigga) $20 can last you 10 days straight
$1 Lo Mein from hole-in-the-wall asian Vendors for lunch and dinner, you won’t feel hungry at all
Homeless people here have it made
THEY EVEN ADD SRIRACHA IF YOU ASK THEM TO
Yeah…I know.
Surprise to me also.
please do elaborate.
Time to crash that wedding and win her back.
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This never gets old.
so YOU are saying a remake is good :looney: ??
That is bullshit, what is probably happening is some rich Saudi oil baron with Nigerian connections is after her family’s wealth in order to consolidate his empire. He has lied to you, frozen her assets and stolen her passport
Look man, your future wife just needs a broker to help get her papers in order so she can come to America.
Seriously, send me all your personal and bank info and I promise you I’ll get your beautiful African princess and the 147 850.43$ dowry will be yours.
it’s not a remake
The bots are ba-
EVERYBODY HIT THE FUCKING DECK
Stallone Dredd > Anyone else.
RockB would be too busy eating a Grand Slam Breakfast off that tranny’s buttcheeks to fuck her.