she was probably just watching old reruns of* Homicide: Live on the Street* and got caught up in the moment. still you should have done it. you could have achieved what Rock had been trying to achieve for years and years and failing again and again every night, every time he passed her door, every time he heard the shower running, every time she was standing in front of the refrigerator and he “squeezed” by and “accidentally” rubbed his crotch on her butt.
nahhhh i aignt tryin to have that. im skinny as shit…it’d be like fuckin 2 fat ass polar bears in the summer. skinny niggas like me are banned from polar bear fuckin outta season.
Man, death sucks. It feels shitty that my gf might lose her mom. Brain aneurysms are no joke. Tough couple days so far. All I can do is be there and be strong for her and her family.
any of you art fags remember locke? used to be an online comic artist circa early 2000’s, he was down with udon and gaia back in the day. curious what happened to him…dude had crazy detailing in his buildings.
edit: found it…fucker spelled it l0cke. still love this page just like i did when i was 14.
my grandma had an aneurysm/stroke and was in a coma for like 2-3 months…that was almost 40 years ago before i was born and the only evidence is her limp. stay positive, my dude.
ALERT for Jewell fans… she’s on Fox & Friends right now…she’s apparently gone into the MILF category at this point, with new-found motherhood. I still remember it was just a few years ago when she was making her big “comeback” and had a sexed-up image going on…hell yeah that was nice.
Holly Robinson-Pete is on the new Carnation Instant Breakfast commercial…and she’s STILL looking good! Nice.
Eh, they looked about the same. Unfortunately, the outfit she had on wasn’t a form-fitting one. This also reminds me that it’s such a shame how motherhood seems to usually have some negative impact on a woman’s sex-appeal priorities… it’s like in most cases, it turns them into nuns that don’t even want to wear sexy outfits anymore, regardless of whether they have the body for it. A famous example… look out how Madonna toned her actions wayyy down once she became a “Mommy”. It is only recently that she has tried to sex her image back up to the proper levels. It’s sad, man. It could be a “Sunny Leone” chick that is all kinds of freaky…perhaps goes to the store sometimes with the skimpiest outfits on… but she pops out a baby and suddenly she’s Mother Teresa, wearing nothing but matronly shit 24/7. Tragic shit, man…
*seeing the “wounded warriors” commercials is depressing. If I was in some accident where the result was being severely messed up and barely functional for the rest of life (like paralysis or severe brain damage or whatever)… I’d rather have just died in the accident, most likely. Of course, with my luck, they’d invent a miraculous cure for whatever it is… right after I died from it. I’d bet money on things working out exactly like that.