pills, weed, and pussy. OOOOOOOOOOO
Pssh, please… nobody likes black chicks.
Another lawsuit incoming
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Oh, I should add the following to my turn off list - fake boobs (except on Bailey Jay), condoms and food products. The reason I hate food products (and this includes whipped cream) is I know what sugars can do to the vagina and the infections that can occur, so I don’t get turned on by that.
Million go check out the movie thread…
(This reminds me that I need to post in the movie thread. Meh. It can wait until Friday.)
Ugh. Damn package hasn’t arrived yet? Again?
1-3 business days my ass.
What.
I can’t fap if there’s a condom in the scene.
This.
Food just doesn’t do it for me. The classics like nipples covered in whipped cream and shit don’t outright turn me off and say “fuck this”, but it does have me consider grabin’ the time slider.
I don’t like messiness in general in porn. I don’t mind a cum shot at the end, but in general, I don’t like messy fluid and shit everywhere…
What about the scenes where they rip off the condom halfway through and creampie it up
No squirting?
Agreed, though more out of the male side or spitting/drool. A chick that has an honest g-spot orgasm and squirts is fucking hot, though.
In this scenario, is the condom ripped off halfway through the intercourse, or is it ripped off for the intent of cumming? If it is the previous, I’ll watch it post condom, if it’s the latter, I’ll opt for another scene. Also, creampie doesn’t do much for me, I want to see cum exploding from the actors penis and landing on her face or firing straight into her mouth. I’m totally a facial guy, cumming ona chicks body does significantly less for me than cumming on her face.
Here’s one of my porn quirks, I like seeing the face more than the penetration. I love scenes that are shot from the front during doggie style where you can see primarily the girls face and reactions. That isn’t to suggest I don’t like watching a penis penetrate a body part, but in general, I like reaction shots. Also, the bi side of me likes a nice looking cock in a scene. A weird dick will make me less excited about the scene.
Not a huge fan TBH…
You talkin’ the forced/fake shit like Cytheria, or genuine orgasmic reaction as well? There’s a great deal of difference here, after all.
EDIT: This discussion reminds me of this hot instructional vid of a guy showing how to make your girl squirt. He made her do so in like 5 seconds after a little prep massage. She kept spasming for a good minute or two.:tup:
Overall, I rather have real than forced/faked, but in general, it doesn’t do anything for me. Real, genuine orgasm definitely do, but squirting isn’t at the top of my porn list…
Amateur porn where the chick squirts making her pussy look like a damaged Alien robot is the best.
So it being an outcome of said orgasm wouldn’t be a turnoff but you wouldn’t exactly seek these out.
Exactly.
Went to go donate blood platelets, came away with a hematoma instead, yikes :X
ah, now I am intrigued…
A minor alert for any fellow Angela Simmons fans… new bikini pictures are up on that site “Egotastic”.
*Saint’s Row the Third— I should make Todd, the legendary role model that is adored by Beavis & Butthead. "WHOAH… it’s Todd."… of course he would always be driving a Camaro.
Random childhood memories— anyone else snoop around for the Christmas presents during childhood? I was on that treasure-hunt literally every year. Sheeeit, and they were NEVER successful in hiding the presents for me. Also, I would always tear or pull away some of the wrapping to see exactly what the presents were. No, there was no shame in this, of course. I’d then do a fairly good job of pretending to be surprised when it was officially time to unwrap the aforementioned presents.
Oh yeah, Porn no-nos?: Guys. Whatever it is, I’m annoyed when there’s some dude in the scene…and it’s not just the visual, either. Those vids where it’s a woman taking her clothes off or something… but you hear a guy off-camera telling her what to do, or carrying on a conversation… I end up just putting that on mute. (*if I wasn’t so lazy and had a video-editing program, I’d probably start dubbing over some music or something else so that I don’t have to hear those voices) I don’t want to see or even hear another dude involved in the situation at all… I’m there to see a hot bitch get naked or bounce her ass, or play with herself or take a shower, or walk around a kitchen scene with just panties on, etc. etc. *sidenote— those vids with the woman doing whatever, and talking to the camera/audience, thus creating the wonderful illusion that she’s speaking to you directly = GOLD. I can’t get enough of those… especially when they have certain accents of course (british is the top choice; e.g.–“Lexi”, who is sometimes referred to as “Mercedes” or “Demi Scott” in those WankItNow vids. I have TONS of material from that girl…she’s definite legend status with me.)
Also— special lighting. Some mainstream shit like Playboy is notorious for that… and it’s why it’s rare for their pictorials to be truly sexy, imo. If there’s all kinds of pink and orange lighting going on… it ruins the “reality” of the scene for me.
Also-- fish-eye lens. This greatly distorts the view and more importantly… the body proportions…resulting in insufficient jerkin’ material.