The hedgehog does indeed count for animal porn. Although only lately. Never fapped to animal porn, just watched it out of curiousity. Thank you 4chan.
I can’t handle tranny porn. It’s just too weird for me even. Just CGI a strap-on please.
Then again, I know dudes who will absolutely not watch porn if there is a dick involved, even straight up hetero sex. It’s lesbo porn for life, for them. Personally, I just hate the dreaded ball cam (that view where all you see is some chick buttocks, and some guys nuts swinging like a pendulum).
OOC, I am curious what the rest of you have as your limits of porn. BBW? Midgets (mmmm Bridget the Midget)? S&M? Gingers?
I can’t watch Max Hardcore shit. I hate abusive sex, gagging to the point of puking, pissing, and anything else of that extreme nature. I don’t mind the “creepy old man” vibe of MH, but his actual execution of sex makes me sick.
that is horrible roleplay. this is me: “brown and black chicks have wack legs.” i came to this hypothesis through repeated observations of black and brown chicks. there are a few exceptions so this will never become a working theory unless i put a tangible number behind it e.g. “93% of black and brown chicks have wack legs.”
science.
and 4/10 is the cut off. any chick over a 4 is hittable. any chick with bomb legs is over a 4, usually regardless of face/rest of body (within reason). any other observation made publicly (eyes on different planes, hair lines, asymmetrical nostrils, etc) is for strictly trolling purposes and has no bearing on whether i’d smash or not.
Oh I agree. I read a LOT of girls fucking hated working with him, period. But at least he had somewhat decent taste in girls (although he kinda overdid it on the kiddy thing…taking cute petite girls and slathering them in retarded amounts of makeup and urine).
He gets a thumbsup for being able to piss with a boner though.
I heard he offered one girl double money to do a second scene with him and she said no. I can understand that, I saw the scene he did with her…turned it off when she puked and he let it stay on her face while he fucked her…I don’t need close-ups of that shit…
edit: I’m way late to this lounge thread, but who is the chubby white girl Soviet posted on page 2? I love me some chubby white meat…
Not surprised. He had one scene where the girl walked out, and they had to send another dude in to fuck her normally to save the vid. I won’t lie, the girls in his videos scare me and excite me at the same time. Gotta be SUPER desperate for dat money to film anything with him.
Bunny De La Cruz. Those pics don’t do justice. She is hotter than most skinny chicks. I would smash her so hard she would discover time travel and fuck me the moment I was born in appreciation. Also vagina tattoos are fun.
I am shocked CluAzureJabHadouken hasn’t discussed the boob hamburger yet…
Totally different. I don’t hang out on campus, it’s just that lots of these girls end up at some of the parties I go to because they want to drink, and I’m there because I like drinking for free.
And no, I don’t hit on drunk girls. It’s not my fault they hit on me first.
I’d say I have three limits - my demands, my curiosity, and the absolutely no thanks.
Under the absolutely no thanks, that’d be any mutilization or involving non-standard bodily fluid, noncon, animals, gay/tran (the one in here I say is more of a “to each their own” thing more than a “wtf dude”), geriatric, food that goes beyond the standard whipped cream/chocolate syrup kinda thing.
Under curiosity (meaning I would be watching it just for the wonder of it all, not for the enjoyment) - midgets, BBW, heavy S&M (light bondage can be interesting: see below).
Under my demands (shit that’ll most likely still turn me on, but hardly my first choice) is basically anything that doesn’t involve authentic enjoyment from the woman. This is where some of the kinkier shit like the bondage w/ sex toys or fucking machines and shit gets passed where other S&M-ish stuff would go right above this and straight into “curiosity only”. Frankly, if I don’t see at least an honest attempt to act out the rise and fall of a female orgasm (actual orgasm preferred), it gets boring fast. It’ll get the job done for me, tho.
90% of my collection ends up being amateur/les shit due to this, as most of the studios that actually focus on the woman more than the male dominance are all-girl only studios.
