round 2
get head from Amanda Knox vs Waka Flocka Flame paying you $1k an hour to jack off in front of him (no touching. whoever cums first stops the clock for the money). guaranteed herpes makes this a hard choice.
Damn. Trolled again. :tdown:
-Starhammer-
i choose to think of it as whether or not you would pay 800 dollars to fuck a dead chick. in which case the answer is a resounding no, just take mental snaps and rub one out later if that’s truly your thing(get paper and your nut WEEEEEEEEEE)
fucking a dead chick is probably the closest thing a heterosexual male will ever get to absolutely free sex. why are you trying to taint something beautiful?
wow, page 3 is full of wtf
anywho, can anybody convince me to pick up Rage for PC? I really wanna pick it up, but I’ve heard most reviews are meh (it’s been fairly obvious to me this game is just a mere Id engine, the leadup to Doom 4 if you will)
because it’s not free you just paid for it(more expensive than most one night stands as well good sir!!!)
two people does not an awesome country make!!! you still have all the other french fucking up the ratio.
Word, I’m pretty sure that $800 could get you a really good hooker. Probably one that graduated community college, too!
DAMN IT, TREY! :mad: YOU EITHER TAKE 800 DOLLARS -OR- YOU SCREW A DEAD CHRISTINA HENDRICKS. THE QUESTION IS: DO YOU TAKE A FREE NO STRINGS ATTACHED $800 -OR- HAVE SEX WITH A CHICK THAT MOST DUDES TALK ABOUT BONING BUT SHE’S NOT ALIVE ANYMORE. YOU DON’T PAY FOR SEX WITH CHRISTINA HENDRICKS! WHO ARE YOU PAYING? NOT HER, SHE’S DEAD! :mad: :mad: :mad:
well, actually you do pay for it. Your opportunity cost for fucking her is $800.
silly Calf Agent
^^^ he gets it.
Marion Cotillard got to make up for about million people though
The thing is, you never had the $800. They’re mutually exclusive opportunities. I suppose it’s arguably semantics though; You might be able to say that it cost you the opportunity to gain $800, but even that is highly arguable.
Paying implies that you end up with less currency than you started with, which is not the case.
How long she been dead for?
And I’m assuming her death was anything that ruins her aesthetically? No gunshot wounds or anything?
Receive $800, or bang Christina Hendricks who’s been dead for half an hour?
I’ll take the $800. Easy choice.
there’s not really a difference if you think about it. Any time you make a choice, the cost of that choice is the value of the best alternative you gave up to get it. for example, you can either work at the banana stand for an hour and make $10, or you can sit at home watching cartoons. Your opportunity cost of watching an hour of cartoons is $10.
it’s the same thing in this situation. having sex with dead Christina Hendricks has an opportunity cost, the value of the best forgone alternative, or $800. just because you didn’t pay the $800 out of your pocket, doesn’t mean it isn’t a cost.
Yo black president pay yo bills dawg 
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10150311478847717
Epic rant so I applaud this man. :tup:
Christina Hendricks is kinda chubby. In the bad way.
How can you be that round and have zero ass? That 60’s wardrobe has made her career.
Dark Souls is strange. I knew that was just Demon’s Soul 2 but it literally feels like I am playing Demon’s souls: The lost levels. It’s Fun but damn, they must have finished this game when they first announced it.
am i jacking off in front of wacka flocka with porn playing or are we just staring each other in the eyes…and if he’s paying me, why does the clock stop when he cums, seems like an unfair, unknown variable.
amanda knox most likely busted her lip from some prison shit that happened to her, so unless it was guaranteed that this jerk session would take longer than 15 mins ($250), i’d go with the head.
Actually…
:lol:
But yeah, it’s essentially a matter of what a word means against what people often use a word to convey. I still disagree with it being a cost if you’ve never had the $800 in your possession, but that’s not to say that I don’t understand the concept of what you’re saying, and it’s not wrong per se, just a pet peeve of mine (based on semantics, as I mentioned earlier). :razzy:
At the end of the day, what’s important is this: you should be able to get a much better looking woman than Christina Hendricks for $800. You can probably get two.