SRK Lounge Ver 67. It's my thread I choose the title

Ha ha ha ha: This one is soo funny:
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LOL It gets better:
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The whole video just seems ridiculous…

i’d go through the entire cast of The View to get to Hasselbeck. fight me

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getting $800 vs fucking Christina Hendricks but she’s been dead for 30 min

Hm.

How long does it take the human body to cool?

exactly? im pretty sure its within a half hour…def by an hour.

edit: dead wrong here ya go:

i didn’t say how or where she died or how she was stored in transit. and you don’t get to test before you make your choice. also remember she’s gonna be more blob-like because she’s a fatty and dead.

also poop.

that shit had me dying. lol @ explaining the rules of the table to the guy, ā€œi’m the boss, when i raise you don’t call. understand?ā€

what a fucking clown. I’d hate to be in the room as him, much less the same table.

Christina Hendricks is about as fat as your mom was when your dad impregnated her with you. If this is not a suitably cunning comeback, feel free to mentally substitute a more appropriately insensitive remark regarding a family member/family members to whom you are close.

understood…

aw hell naw! :mad:


this is even a hard decision for me. i could use $800, but not too many people have hammered a dead chick.

Um, ok.

Your momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and Skittles fell out.

What sort of woman is the least crazy?

Asians in general (especially koreans, holy shit) are definitely the most insane.

Liberal old white ladies.

Not sure if I’m late but… we’ve been had.

I volunteer at the ER. I saw someone die today. That is all.

like i said in that other thread… would i take a cumshot to the face for a million dollars? no.

so no, i would not fuck cooper so i could bang all the news anchors.

World takes the piss out of the French, but Remi and Terry Henry have proven the French are awesome!

Weather’s getting to where it’s cold enough outside to turn the heat on in here. Days getting shorter. My time of the year. Not just because the darkness comforts me and puts me in the satanic ritual groove.

I’ve lived at my current residence for about 2 1/2 years now, and I just now noticed how starry the night sky is in this neck of the woods. Almost no light pollution at all aside from the couple street lamps.

…those american ā€œhikersā€ that got caught in Iran recently but finally got to come home… I’m still in disbelief that one of the guys proposed to a woman. There was a press conference with them speaking, and both guys seemed 1000% gay…the kind you can discern just off a glimpse or even 1 picture…yeah, THAT level of gay. We’re supposed to believe he’s for real in marrying some broad? Get outta here with that bullshit. The more amusing thing to me are women that are in some deep case of denial and marry guys who are obviously playing for that other team…(heh, then you know they’re going to be crying, humiliated and SURPRISED when the dude is found out to be cheating on them with another man at some point later. I am in full support of women feeling emotional heartbreak and devastation though, so this is funny and satisfying to me.)

Amanda Knox – yep, definitely worthy of some harsh, thorough applications of this BONEā„¢.

That one is for you, Million.